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OH Nuts! · 07-02-2017, 06:03 PM

Make up a haiku about ELR

(A haiku is 3 line poem: first line 5 syllables, second 7, third 5)

Marie Barone has
Meddled mostly in her son's
lives causing great stress

OH Nuts! · 07-06-2017, 10:28 PM

Marie is a smooth
Operator: her boys are
Scared to make her mad

Anna Karenina · 07-07-2017, 01:17 AM

Missing canister
Marie just apologized
What will Debra do?

MISST3 · 07-07-2017, 01:30 AM

Robert touches chin!
Frank Barone says Holy Crap!
Pat McDougal smokes!

OH Nuts! · 07-07-2017, 03:02 AM

Marie hates Frank for
Throwing out her beloved fat
Impeded cooking

MISST3 · 07-07-2017, 11:08 AM

Robert is a cop.
Timmy is a Traffic Cop.
Teaching Frank the rules.

OH Nuts! · 07-14-2017, 11:06 PM

Robbie and Amy
Do it with shades wide open
Mortified later

OH Nuts! · 07-16-2017, 09:14 AM

I think Marie is
Really jealous of Debra
Who "stole" her son

OH Nuts! · 07-22-2017, 05:41 PM

Joanne's a big tramp
Was a stripper in Jersey
Marie tells her clan

OH Nuts! · 07-25-2017, 08:17 AM

What is it with the
Chin Stuff Robbie? The family
Watches him eat food

OH Nuts! · 12-23-2018, 12:30 PM

(Bump)

Marie’s a great cook
Gave Debra wrong recipe
So she stays top dog

OH Nuts! · 04-15-2020, 01:19 PM

“Holy Crap” says Frank
When the sh#t hits the fan, then
He unzips pants. Yecch!!!

SledgeBarone · 04-15-2020, 02:35 PM

Ray's a whiny boy
Deb's an uptight yell machine
Both can't take a joke

Ray's bored with the guys
Dislikes Deb's one-eyed author
But likes Frank's lodge pals

OH Nuts! · 04-15-2020, 03:10 PM

Love that you’re playing
This game. The show’s a riot
With great characters!

SledgeBarone · 04-15-2020, 04:25 PM

I see what you did there.

Deb choked on orange
Frank beat Ray in armwrestling
Friends gave Ray razzing

07-02-2017, 06:03 PM	#1
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	ELR Haiku Game Make up a haiku about ELR (A haiku is 3 line poem: first line 5 syllables, second 7, third 5) Marie Barone has Meddled mostly in her son's lives causing great stress

07-06-2017, 10:28 PM	#2
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Marie is a smooth Operator: her boys are Scared to make her mad
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 07-14-2017 at 11:07 PM.

07-07-2017, 03:02 AM	#5
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Marie hates Frank for Throwing out her beloved fat Impeded cooking
	Last edited by OH Nuts!; 07-16-2017 at 09:11 AM.

07-07-2017, 01:17 AM	#3
Anna Karenina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 10,086	Missing canister Marie just apologized What will Debra do?

07-07-2017, 01:30 AM	#4
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	Robert touches chin! Frank Barone says Holy Crap! Pat McDougal smokes!

07-07-2017, 11:08 AM	#6
MISST3 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 17, 2016 Posts: 32,761	Robert is a cop. Timmy is a Traffic Cop. Teaching Frank the rules.

07-14-2017, 11:06 PM	#7
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Robbie and Amy Do it with shades wide open Mortified later

07-16-2017, 09:14 AM	#8
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	I think Marie is Really jealous of Debra Who "stole" her son

07-22-2017, 05:41 PM	#9
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Joanne's a big tramp Was a stripper in Jersey Marie tells her clan

07-25-2017, 08:17 AM	#10
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	What is it with the Chin Stuff Robbie? The family Watches him eat food

12-23-2018, 12:30 PM	#11
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	(Bump) Marie’s a great cook Gave Debra wrong recipe So she stays top dog

04-15-2020, 01:19 PM	#12
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	“Holy Crap” says Frank When the sh#t hits the fan, then He unzips pants. Yecch!!!

04-15-2020, 02:35 PM	#13
SledgeBarone Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2020 Posts: 1,930	Ray's a whiny boy Deb's an uptight yell machine Both can't take a joke Ray's bored with the guys Dislikes Deb's one-eyed author But likes Frank's lodge pals

04-15-2020, 03:10 PM	#14
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Love that you’re playing This game. The show’s a riot With great characters!

04-15-2020, 04:25 PM	#15
SledgeBarone Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 01, 2020 Posts: 1,930	I see what you did there. Deb choked on orange Frank beat Ray in armwrestling Friends gave Ray razzing