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06-29-2017, 03:42 AM
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I Love Lucy haikus
This may have been done before, but not in a while...
Inspired by Svenfan's idea on another board: Haikus are 3 line Japanese poems: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 again: Lucy and Ricky: "No, you can't be in my show" Dude is just jealous Little Ricky bangs On the drums; Fred cannot sleep Move to the country Please contribute your ILL haikus! 
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06-29-2017, 04:10 AM
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Fred and Ethel Mertz
True blue friends until the end More than just landlords!!! |
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06-29-2017, 08:21 AM
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Lucy & Ethel
Comrades, friends, pals together Many crazy schemes |
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06-29-2017, 11:16 AM
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Awesome haikus!
 keep them coming!Lucy has a plan Ask Mrs. Trumbull to watch The baby again |
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06-29-2017, 01:14 PM
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Move to the country
Big house and nice clean fresh air Mertz's move there too 
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06-30-2017, 11:48 AM
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Let's hear it for WALLY!
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What made Lucy drunk?
Vitameatavegamin. "It's so tasty, too!" |
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06-30-2017, 09:49 PM
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My favorite Lucy comedy bit! (Though not my favorite episode, because Viv is absent!) |
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06-30-2017, 10:31 PM
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Let's hear it for WALLY!
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Lucy bakes some bread.
She has put in too much yeast. Wow! What a long loaf! |
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06-30-2017, 10:39 PM
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If you take requests, do a candy factory one for your 100th post! 
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07-01-2017, 08:01 AM
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Fred the cheap tightwad
Turns a penny over twice Moths in wallet? YES! |
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07-01-2017, 11:48 AM
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Let's hear it for WALLY!
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Trying to catch up. Can candy wrapping get worse? "Speed it up, Otto!" |
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07-01-2017, 01:18 PM
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Ricky, where to now?
I'm going down to the club... "Cuban Pete" tonight |
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07-02-2017, 11:36 AM
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Putty nose afire!
Lucy hides from Will Holden After Brown D Mess |
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07-02-2017, 01:07 PM
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Really good ones everyone!!!
 I'll give it a go, probably not as good as these ,but let's see!! Cheese brought from Europe Pretend it's a baby and Hide in instruments |
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07-02-2017, 01:12 PM
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Guys and gals switch jobs:
A fiasco, all screw up But make up in end |
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