Leave it to Beaver Haiku poems - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Bonniegirl · 06-29-2017, 03:27 AM

Haiku , a Japanese poem . It doesn't have to rhyme , But it must be three lines ! First one 5 syllables , second seven, third five!!!

Let's see what we can come up with, Leave it to Beaver related!!

Beaver and Wally
Ward June Larry and Eddie
Nice Mayfield people

Alex Cooper · 06-29-2017, 03:35 AM

"That is a nice dress,
Mrs. Cleaver," says Eddie
The obnoxious brat

Bonniegirl · 06-29-2017, 04:06 AM

Hmm? Julie Foster?
Or Mary Ellen Rogers?
Who will Wally pick ?

OH Nuts! · 06-29-2017, 08:43 AM

Beaver: little goof
Brother Wally says often
But really loves him!

PracTz · 06-29-2017, 09:58 AM

Cleavers know Eddie's bad
Yet Wally and Beav keep him
And often are had

Scrabjan1 · 06-29-2017, 09:59 AM

Beaver makes a face
The class picture is a mess.
Happy Hooligan!!

Torgo · 06-29-2017, 10:40 AM

Larry Mondello
Does love to eats his apples
Apple addiction

Torgo · 06-29-2017, 10:43 AM

His name Gilbert Bates
Or it's Gates or Harrison
Gilbert led three lives

Alex Cooper · 06-29-2017, 11:22 AM

These are all great Beav-inspired haikus!
Torgo, I like your insights into Gilbert. I know continuity wasn't always stressed in earlier TV shows, but Gilbert did have a convoluted history. In his first episode, his family just moved into town. Yet later, Mrs. Rayburn claims to have been Gilbert's father's teacher many years ago.

Unless she coincidently came from the same hometown.

June cooks and she cleans
Keeps up the house and three men
All in pearls and heels

Bonniegirl · 06-29-2017, 11:32 AM

Sweet little Poncho
An adorable doggy
Beaver brings to school

Torgo · 06-29-2017, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Cooper

These are all great Beav-inspired haikus!
Torgo, I like your insights into Gilbert. I know continuity wasn't always stressed in earlier TV shows, but Gilbert did have a convoluted history. In his first episode, his family just moved into town. Yet later, Mrs. Rayburn claims to have been Gilbert's father's teacher many years ago.

Unless she coincidently came from the same hometown.

June cooks and she cleans
Keeps up the house and three men
All in pearls and heels

Maybe Gilbert's dad lived there as a kid, moved away, then came back with amnesia.

Haha yeah, Beaver was one of the worst when it came to continuity.

Torgo · 06-29-2017, 12:06 PM

Lumpy's young sister
Name Violet Rutherford
Drinks gutter water

Bonniegirl · 06-29-2017, 12:19 PM

Linda Dennison
Cute little girl with pigtails
Nicer than Judy

Torgo · 06-29-2017, 12:32 PM

The Three Musketeers
So Beaver watched the movie
For his book report

Bonniegirl · 06-29-2017, 12:45 PM

Mrs. Mondello
Larry's often frazzled Mom
When Dad is not home

06-29-2017, 03:27 AM	#1
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,890	Leave it to Beaver Haiku poems Haiku , a Japanese poem . It doesn't have to rhyme , But it must be three lines ! First one 5 syllables , second seven, third five!!! Let's see what we can come up with, Leave it to Beaver related!! Beaver and Wally Ward June Larry and Eddie Nice Mayfield people

06-29-2017, 10:40 AM	#7
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,037	Larry Mondello Does love to eats his apples Apple addiction
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06-29-2017, 03:35 AM	#2
Alex Cooper Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 16, 2016 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,705	"That is a nice dress, Mrs. Cleaver," says Eddie The obnoxious brat

06-29-2017, 04:06 AM	#3
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,890	Hmm? Julie Foster? Or Mary Ellen Rogers? Who will Wally pick ?

06-29-2017, 08:43 AM	#4
OH Nuts! Member Forum King Join Date: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 133,383	Beaver: little goof Brother Wally says often But really loves him!

06-29-2017, 09:58 AM	#5
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	Cleavers know Eddie's bad Yet Wally and Beav keep him And often are had

06-29-2017, 09:59 AM	#6
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Beaver makes a face The class picture is a mess. Happy Hooligan!!

06-29-2017, 10:43 AM	#8
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,037	His name Gilbert Bates Or it's Gates or Harrison Gilbert led three lives

06-29-2017, 11:22 AM	#9
Alex Cooper Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 16, 2016 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,705	These are all great Beav-inspired haikus! Torgo, I like your insights into Gilbert. I know continuity wasn't always stressed in earlier TV shows, but Gilbert did have a convoluted history. In his first episode, his family just moved into town. Yet later, Mrs. Rayburn claims to have been Gilbert's father's teacher many years ago. Unless she coincidently came from the same hometown. June cooks and she cleans Keeps up the house and three men All in pearls and heels

06-29-2017, 11:32 AM	#10
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,890	Sweet little Poncho An adorable doggy Beaver brings to school

06-29-2017, 12:06 PM	#12
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,037	Lumpy's young sister Name Violet Rutherford Drinks gutter water

06-29-2017, 12:19 PM	#13
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,890	Linda Dennison Cute little girl with pigtails Nicer than Judy

06-29-2017, 12:32 PM	#14
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,037	The Three Musketeers So Beaver watched the movie For his book report

06-29-2017, 12:45 PM	#15
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,890	Mrs. Mondello Larry's often frazzled Mom When Dad is not home