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JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 05-07-2002, 08:42 PM

Here is a hilarious joke.

A French man is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing
gum, sits down next to him.

The Frenchman ignores the American who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation.

American: "You French folk eat the whole bread?"

Frenchman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the
States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to France." The American has a smirk on his face.

The Frenchman listens in silence.

The American insists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"

Frenchman: "Of course."

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling) "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
France."

The Frenchman then asks: "And what do you do with
condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw them away, of course."

Frenchman: "We don't. In France, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
and sell it to America"

Chocoholic · 05-07-2002, 08:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollow · 05-07-2002, 08:46 PM

Czas na Zywiec · 05-07-2002, 08:54 PM

OMG!

Babes_Cat · 05-07-2002, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
OMG!

And a few more

KerriBerri687 · 05-07-2002, 09:21 PM

duuuuuude thats soooo funny!!!

Kay Scarpetta · 05-07-2002, 09:39 PM

I have heard that before but everytime I hear it I crack up!!!

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 05-07-2002, 09:48 PM

I thought it was hilarious! I hadn't heard it before..i got it from this website while searching for Tobey Keith lyrics...how i found that i'll never know!

Rockapella722 · 05-07-2002, 10:08 PM

InspectorExstead · 05-07-2002, 10:38 PM

that was funnay!

Mr. Shy Guy · 05-08-2002, 10:02 AM

Kristina · 05-08-2002, 01:30 PM

LOL! Gross but funny.

Ewan's My Man · 05-08-2002, 03:47 PM

!!!

Montana Ponine · 05-08-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpinalTap101747

Ditto!!!!!!!! lololol

Dude111 · 06-03-2022, 11:50 PM

Hehehe I wonder what the guys response was??

05-07-2002, 08:42 PM	#1
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	Funny Joke Here is a hilarious joke. A French man is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Frenchman ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You French folk eat the whole bread?" Frenchman (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to France." The American has a smirk on his face. The Frenchman listens in silence. The American insists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Frenchman: "Of course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France." The Frenchman then asks: "And what do you do with condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Frenchman: "We don't. In France, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America"
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05-07-2002, 09:21 PM	#6
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05-07-2002, 09:39 PM	#7
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05-07-2002, 10:08 PM	#9
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05-07-2002, 10:38 PM	#10
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05-07-2002, 08:45 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05-07-2002, 08:46 PM	#3
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05-07-2002, 08:54 PM	#4
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	OMG!

05-07-2002, 09:48 PM	#8
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo A and J Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: .S.C. Posts: 3,070	I thought it was hilarious! I hadn't heard it before..i got it from this website while searching for Tobey Keith lyrics...how i found that i'll never know!

05-08-2002, 10:02 AM	#11
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05-08-2002, 01:30 PM	#12
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	LOL! Gross but funny.

05-08-2002, 03:47 PM	#13
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06-03-2022, 11:50 PM	#15
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,768	Hehehe I wonder what the guys response was??