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Scrabjan1 · 06-03-2017, 08:02 PM

Let's come up with a LITB quote and a poster can say who said it and name the ep. then post another quote. (Doesn't have to be verbatim)

"If you're gonna be a lover you gotta suffer."

tdr · 06-11-2017, 12:09 AM

I tend to think that's Eddie, but I can't think of the ep or the particular situation. I'll guess "Wally's Sweater."

New quote:
"I'm afraid it's going to cost more than you think."

Scrabjan1 · 06-11-2017, 12:51 PM

My quote was from Box Office Attraction when Wally had to see the bad movie again.

I'll say that was Ward in Beaver's Accordion as to the damage when it bounced downstairs. Not sure if that's right.

"The only time your father would bawl is when you move back home."

MichaelMartinD · 06-13-2017, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrabjan1

"The only time your father would bawl is when you move back home."

I think that's from "Bachelor at Large." Beaver says it to Eddie who has moved out of his parents' house.

Scrabjan1 · 06-13-2017, 01:44 PM

Correct. How about:

"She goes away to boarding school. My father says that's a good indication her family has money. It doesn't pay to waste time with people who don't count."

TVJoy · 06-13-2017, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrabjan1

Correct. How about:

"She goes away to boarding school. My father says that's a good indication her family has money. No use wasting your time with people who don't count."

That's definately Eddie Haskell! Maybe from Eddie's Girl?

MichaelMartinD · 06-13-2017, 02:22 PM

"Eddie's Girl," spoken by Eddie about his alleged girlfriend (I can't remember her name...)

TVJoy · 06-13-2017, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MichaelMartinD

"Eddie's Girl," spoken by Eddie about his alleged girlfriend (I can't remember her name...)

Caroline Cunningham. I looked it up.

Here's one:
"Well they might find some uh... some poor guy who's gonna take a trip to Hawaii or something."

Scrabjan1 · 06-13-2017, 04:51 PM

Is that Wally from Clothing Drive talking about the Hawaiian shirt?

TVJoy · 06-13-2017, 05:18 PM

Yes it is! I gotta admit, I had just finished watching it. Funny line.

stevea · 06-13-2017, 06:04 PM

Wally, I kinda get scared in high places.

Scrabjan1 · 06-13-2017, 09:53 PM

Beaver said that about the Big Dipper, "rollycoaster in Beaver's Fear?

stevea · 06-13-2017, 09:59 PM

But, Mom, she doesn't have any clothes on it. (yes, on above.)

TVJoy · 06-13-2017, 11:22 PM

Beaver says it in "Teacher Comes To Dinner" when June tells him to take Miss Lander's arm.

stevea · 06-14-2017, 07:21 AM

Golly, Dad, you know all 'bout 'tricity.

I know enough to keep one step ahead of your mother.

06-03-2017, 08:02 PM	#1
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Quotes Let's come up with a LITB quote and a poster can say who said it and name the ep. then post another quote. (Doesn't have to be verbatim) "If you're gonna be a lover you gotta suffer."
	Last edited by Scrabjan1; 06-04-2017 at 09:27 AM.

06-11-2017, 12:09 AM	#2
tdr Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Posts: 1,454	I tend to think that's Eddie, but I can't think of the ep or the particular situation. I'll guess "Wally's Sweater." New quote: "I'm afraid it's going to cost more than you think."
	Last edited by tdr; 06-11-2017 at 01:48 AM.

06-13-2017, 01:44 PM	#5
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Correct. How about: "She goes away to boarding school. My father says that's a good indication her family has money. It doesn't pay to waste time with people who don't count."
	Last edited by Scrabjan1; 06-13-2017 at 04:49 PM.

06-13-2017, 09:59 PM	#13
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,837	But, Mom, she doesn't have any clothes on it. (yes, on above.)
	Last edited by stevea; 06-13-2017 at 10:55 PM.

06-11-2017, 12:51 PM	#3
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	My quote was from Box Office Attraction when Wally had to see the bad movie again. I'll say that was Ward in Beaver's Accordion as to the damage when it bounced downstairs. Not sure if that's right. "The only time your father would bawl is when you move back home."

06-13-2017, 02:22 PM	#7
MichaelMartinD Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 23, 2013 Posts: 576	"Eddie's Girl," spoken by Eddie about his alleged girlfriend (I can't remember her name...)

06-13-2017, 04:51 PM	#9
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Is that Wally from Clothing Drive talking about the Hawaiian shirt?

06-13-2017, 05:18 PM	#10
TVJoy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 08, 2017 Posts: 29	Yes it is! I gotta admit, I had just finished watching it. Funny line.

06-13-2017, 06:04 PM	#11
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,837	Wally, I kinda get scared in high places.

06-13-2017, 09:53 PM	#12
Scrabjan1 Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2013 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,521	Beaver said that about the Big Dipper, "rollycoaster in Beaver's Fear?

06-13-2017, 11:22 PM	#14
TVJoy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 08, 2017 Posts: 29	Beaver says it in "Teacher Comes To Dinner" when June tells him to take Miss Lander's arm.

06-14-2017, 07:21 AM	#15
stevea 22 Years On Sitcoms Moderator Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 13, 2003 Location: Indy Posts: 44,837	Golly, Dad, you know all 'bout 'tricity. I know enough to keep one step ahead of your mother.