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Ohio8 · 05-30-2017, 07:25 PM

Potter: "If you ain't where you are, you're no place."

Ohio8 · 02-18-2018, 03:06 PM

Hawkeye: "I've seen that look in every Hitchcock movie."

Ohio8 · 03-07-2018, 09:18 PM

Charles: "Be it ever so crumbled, there's no place like home."

Ohio8 · 04-15-2018, 04:17 PM

Potter: "All that good whiskey, shot to hell."

MA · 04-18-2018, 06:47 AM

Well, what's the slop du jour? - Hawkeye

Ohio8 · 05-21-2018, 08:14 PM

Charles: "There are two of you, Pierce? God help us all."

Ohio8 · 05-21-2018, 08:23 PM

Hawkeye: "You could set your clock by this war."

caladon · 05-22-2018, 06:13 PM

Sidney Freedman: "Ladies and Gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

caladon · 05-22-2018, 07:43 PM

Henry Blake: "I gave a discharge to a sheep."

caladon · 05-23-2018, 01:52 AM

Hawkeye: "This must be our Kim-Lucky day."

caladon · 05-23-2018, 08:47 AM

Charles: (Seeing the camp for the 1st time) "A charming place, an inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world."

caladon · 05-23-2018, 03:35 PM

Trapper: (hearing about his boxing opponent) "Hawkeye, this guy knocks out jeeps."

caladon · 05-24-2018, 04:40 PM

Frank: "There's a war on, and we've no time for violence!"

caladon · 05-24-2018, 08:08 PM

Margaret: (After discussing a prosperous ex-boyfriend she turned down) "I'd have loved him if I had known."

Ohio8 · 05-24-2018, 10:35 PM

Charles: "The cruelties of war continue to amaze me."

05-30-2017, 07:25 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	One-Liners Potter: "If you ain't where you are, you're no place."
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04-15-2018, 04:17 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Potter: "All that good whiskey, shot to hell."
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04-18-2018, 06:47 AM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Well, what's the slop du jour? - Hawkeye
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

05-22-2018, 06:13 PM	#8
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Sidney Freedman: "Ladies and Gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
	__________________ Jesus is the son of GOD and my savior; pretty cool.

02-18-2018, 03:06 PM	#2
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hawkeye: "I've seen that look in every Hitchcock movie."

03-07-2018, 09:18 PM	#3
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Charles: "Be it ever so crumbled, there's no place like home."

05-21-2018, 08:14 PM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Charles: "There are two of you, Pierce? God help us all."

05-21-2018, 08:23 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Hawkeye: "You could set your clock by this war."

05-22-2018, 07:43 PM	#9
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Henry Blake: "I gave a discharge to a sheep."

05-23-2018, 01:52 AM	#10
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Hawkeye: "This must be our Kim-Lucky day."

05-23-2018, 08:47 AM	#11
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Charles: (Seeing the camp for the 1st time) "A charming place, an inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world."

05-23-2018, 03:35 PM	#12
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Trapper: (hearing about his boxing opponent) "Hawkeye, this guy knocks out jeeps."

05-24-2018, 04:40 PM	#13
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Frank: "There's a war on, and we've no time for violence!"

05-24-2018, 08:08 PM	#14
caladon Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts state home for the bewildered Posts: 1,151	Margaret: (After discussing a prosperous ex-boyfriend she turned down) "I'd have loved him if I had known."

05-24-2018, 10:35 PM	#15
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Charles: "The cruelties of war continue to amaze me."