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IownTheDivision69 · 05-04-2002, 07:04 PM

If you keep a diary... post an entry.

Czas na Zywiec · 05-04-2002, 08:28 PM

Dear Diary,

Today is a sad sad day. My mother died and my father letf me and my 8 brothers and sisters. Three are bind, three are deaf, and two have Cancer. Now I'mm all alone and I think my girlfriends are pregnant, all three of them. They are all alcoholics and live in a ghetto. I tried to kill myself many times, but failed. I also witnessed the killing of BBB. Can my life get any worse?

Your Truely,
Chris

Kristina · 05-04-2002, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Dear Diary,

Today is a sad sad day. My mother died and my father letf me and my 8 brothers and sisters. Three are bind, three are deaf, and two have Cancer. Now I'mm all alone and I think my girlfriends are pregnant, all three of them. They are all alcoholics and live in a ghetto. I tried to kill myself many times, but failed. I also witnessed the killing of BBB. Can my life get any worse?

Your Truely,
Chris

Omg at first I thought you were serious lol.

Montana Ponine · 05-04-2002, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Dear Diary,

Today is a sad sad day. My mother died and my father letf me and my 8 brothers and sisters. Three are bind, three are deaf, and two have Cancer. Now I'mm all alone and I think my girlfriends are pregnant, all three of them. They are all alcoholics and live in a ghetto. I tried to kill myself many times, but failed. I also witnessed the killing of BBB. Can my life get any worse?

Your Truely,
Chris

Looks like you could use some cheering up, man.......

Mr. Shy Guy · 05-04-2002, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Dear Diary,

Today is a sad sad day. My mother died and my father letf me and my 8 brothers and sisters. Three are bind, three are deaf, and two have Cancer. Now I'mm all alone and I think my girlfriends are pregnant, all three of them. They are all alcoholics and live in a ghetto. I tried to kill myself many times, but failed. I also witnessed the killing of BBB. Can my life get any worse?

Your Truely,
Chris

Kay Scarpetta · 05-04-2002, 09:36 PM

I thought you were serious for a minute lol...wow.

*Marilyn Monroe* · 05-04-2002, 10:28 PM

Oh god, i thought that you were serious! I was like...ummm...yeah. we can get u the number of a nice phyciatrist who'll help you, ok? lol

Czas na Zywiec · 05-04-2002, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NancyMcKeon1987
Oh god, i thought that you were serious! I was like...ummm...yeah. we can get u the number of a nice phyciatrist who'll help you, ok? lol

Oh wow!

You'd do that for lil ol me? Since you all liked it, here's my next entry.

Dear Diary,

It's the day after yesterday, and I feel disfrusted. I don't know what I'm going to do. Diana says she wants the baby, but only if it's a girl, and Fran says she'll keep the baby if it's a boy, and Bridgette say she'll keep it if it's twins! What should I do. I'd ask my father, but he's in Vegas doing who knows what up and down the Las Vegas strip. My brothers and sisters are fine. Henry found his missing sock and Blanche found a man. I just hope she doesn't abuse him like she did with the others.

Severely disfrusted,

Chris

Ags2000 · 05-05-2002, 04:35 AM

oops...

Double post

D

Ags2000 · 05-05-2002, 04:35 AM

Dear Diary,

I can't believe it. I finally thought I had met the guy that's perfect for me, but it turns out he is just psycho. I found out today when I went online to a message board I go to alot that he is telling people my name is Bridgette and also telling them about the fact that I'm possibly pregnant with twins. To top that off, I found out that he says he is dating 2 other people as well. What a jerk! I'm going to confront him tomorrow about it. Wish me luck, I'm gonna need it.

Really confused,

Dannie

Little Dixie Carter · 05-05-2002, 10:35 AM

Good Luck!

Czas na Zywiec · 05-05-2002, 11:12 AM

Dear Diary,

Another day, another dollar you might think. Wel, Diane said she wants an abortion and Bridgette says she was to put the baby up for adoption. I guess that means I'm going to be a father to twins. Hope I'm a good opne considering I'm only16 and we're getting an apt. in NYC. I just hope she doesn't let the kids wonder all over Broadway Ave. since she's a compulsive liar. I even wonder if she's pregnant. Oh well, I feel like living tonight. Maybe I'll go to a bar tonight and hopefully find a girl that won't just use me and leave, unlike the tons of other times.

Yours Truely,

Chris

Sean Snow · 05-05-2002, 11:25 AM

Dear Diary,

Today has been a bad day. First of all, my girlfriend the spoon ran away with the dish. The cow died by jumping over the moon and now we don't think we can pay for Humpty Dumpty's surgery. The howling dog damaged the mayor's ears and now we're in the middle of a lawsuit. And to top it all off, my TV broke. It broke the darn thing. Also my sister Millicent has gone nuts and keeps singing the song that never ends. Also my brother is now in jail for beating up his egg when he was trying to make scrambeled eggs. Could life get any worse?

Yours truly,
Burkipine

Montana Ponine · 05-05-2002, 11:27 AM

You guys are hilarious!!

Kay Scarpetta · 05-05-2002, 12:10 PM

@ Dannielle...

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05-05-2002, 11:25 AM	#13
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	Dear Diary, Today has been a bad day. First of all, my girlfriend the spoon ran away with the dish. The cow died by jumping over the moon and now we don't think we can pay for Humpty Dumpty's surgery. The howling dog damaged the mayor's ears and now we're in the middle of a lawsuit. And to top it all off, my TV broke. It broke the darn thing. Also my sister Millicent has gone nuts and keeps singing the song that never ends. Also my brother is now in jail for beating up his egg when he was trying to make scrambeled eggs. Could life get any worse? Yours truly, Burkipine
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05-04-2002, 08:28 PM	#2
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Dear Diary, Today is a sad sad day. My mother died and my father letf me and my 8 brothers and sisters. Three are bind, three are deaf, and two have Cancer. Now I'mm all alone and I think my girlfriends are pregnant, all three of them. They are all alcoholics and live in a ghetto. I tried to kill myself many times, but failed. I also witnessed the killing of BBB. Can my life get any worse? Your Truely, Chris

05-05-2002, 10:35 AM	#11
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05-05-2002, 11:12 AM	#12
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Dear Diary, Another day, another dollar you might think. Wel, Diane said she wants an abortion and Bridgette says she was to put the baby up for adoption. I guess that means I'm going to be a father to twins. Hope I'm a good opne considering I'm only16 and we're getting an apt. in NYC. I just hope she doesn't let the kids wonder all over Broadway Ave. since she's a compulsive liar. I even wonder if she's pregnant. Oh well, I feel like living tonight. Maybe I'll go to a bar tonight and hopefully find a girl that won't just use me and leave, unlike the tons of other times. Yours Truely, Chris

05-05-2002, 11:27 AM	#14
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	You guys are hilarious!!

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