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Chocoholic · 05-01-2002, 09:20 PM

On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence.
One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out
of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The
bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence.

Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me."

He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter
dividing the souls at the cemetery."

He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling
along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what
I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls."

The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as
it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out
if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through
the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the
boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they
tried to get a glimpse of Satan.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you.
That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.

Kay Scarpetta · 05-01-2002, 09:31 PM

! That's cute

ks · 05-01-2002, 09:32 PM

That's a good one.

ks

Czas na Zywiec · 05-01-2002, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WingsFan
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence.
One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out
of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The
bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence.

Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me."

He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter
dividing the souls at the cemetery."

He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling
along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what
I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls."

The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as
it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you,
one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out
if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through
the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the
boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they
tried to get a glimpse of Satan.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you.
That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."

They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.

Funny Kristen! You didn't want to know what I thought they meant by nuts the first time I read it.................

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 05-01-2002, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Funny Kristen! You didn't want to know what I thought they meant by nuts the first time I read it.................

Oh lordy...

Hahaha thats funny!

Kay Scarpetta · 05-01-2002, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
You didn't want to know what I thought they meant by nuts the first time I read it.................

Me too.....I saw the subject and I started LOLing uncontrollably

-*Forever*- · 05-02-2002, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Funny Kristen! You didn't want to know what I thought they meant by nuts the first time I read it.................

LMAO SAME HERE

We all have sick minds, don't we.

DarleneIllyria · 05-03-2002, 07:31 PM

ROFLMAO! Oh my stars, that was hilarious!

Rockapella722 · 05-03-2002, 08:09 PM

I was singing "In The Still Of The Night" along with Rockapella as I read that.

I burst out laughing and starting coughing. What an interesting rendition of the song...

JT · 05-04-2002, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Funny Kristen! You didn't want to know what I thought they meant by nuts the first time I read it.................

I thought it was about siamese twins!

Rockapella722 · 05-04-2002, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JT

I thought it was about siamese twins!

05-01-2002, 09:20 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Sharing nuts... On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery." He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls." The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan. At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.

05-01-2002, 09:31 PM	#2
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	! That's cute
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05-01-2002, 09:32 PM	#3
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	That's a good one. ks
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05-03-2002, 08:09 PM	#9
Rockapella722 .B.A.D.G.E.R. .G.I.R.L. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2001 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 1,489	I was singing "In The Still Of The Night" along with Rockapella as I read that. I burst out laughing and starting coughing. What an interesting rendition of the song...
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05-03-2002, 07:31 PM	#8
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	ROFLMAO! Oh my stars, that was hilarious!