A Honeymooners President's Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are walking past Sears. They see an ad for Sears President's Day sale.)

Ralph: "Norton, with President's Day coming soon, I wonder what Trump's President's Day will be like."

Ed: "He probably will get a rotten Presidents Day. He is already getting criticized for some things."

Ralph: "Some people probably don't want to wish him a Happy President's Day because they think that he is a BUM!"

Ed: "Truer words have never been spoken Ralph-ie boy. We should be President and Vice President."

Ralph: "I would love to do that."

Ed: "Me too. I wonder what all the presidents would think about Trump like Washington, Lincoln etc."

Ralph: "They would probably hate his idea for a travel ban for Muslims. But being the President is a very, very, very hard job. It can take years off your life."

Ed: "Just like your fat stomach can but not as much."

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot."

Ed: "If you become President, you will LITERALLY be the BIGGEST president of all time."

Ralph: "OOOOH, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NORTON."

Ed: "But, like you said being the President is very important."

Ralph: "Yes."

(They both sing a song about the importance of the Presidency.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)