A Honeymooners Inauguration Day

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed walk by Trump Tower.)

Ralph: "You think people in this building are watching that loudmouth get inaugurated?"

Ed: "I would think so."

Ralph: "Imagine living with a loudmouth and being friends with one?"

Ed: "Ralph, I don't have to imagine that."

Ralph (yells): "DONT SAY IT NORTON OR I WILL BELT YOU."

Ed: "I hope he makes America greater."

Ralph: "Me too. We need more jobs. We also need to stop people from killing us."

Ed: "I wonder how long that wall between Mexico and the USA will last if it gets built."

Ralph: "Trump may be like all those politicians. All talk and no stuff."

Ed: "You are so right Ralph-ie boy."

Ralph: "Trump is older than Reagan was when he was elected. I wonder how long he will last as President. I wonder how long it will take before his blonde hair turns...well you know."

Ed: "Imagine him with hair color like John McCain."

(Both laugh.)

Trump (on TV): "This is only the beginning of making America great again."

(Ralph & Ed sing a song about what makes America great.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. We could not get Trump to appear here in person. But, I think that he will agree that the Miami Beach crowds are the BEST. GOOD NIGHT."