A Honeymooners MLK Skit:

[Frank Gannucci]

Ralph & Ed are watching a documentary on Martin Luther King on TV at Ed's place.)

Ralph: "You know Norton, I wonder what Dr. King would have done if he lived?"

Ed: "I dunno. Maybe he would run for USA President."

Ralph: "I wonder if he would support Obama."

Ed: "Something tells me that he would hate all the recent stories of black people being victims."

Ralph: "That is so true."

Ed: "Like we said a million times before, he would have loved the fact that black people are treated more equally now than 100 years ago."

Ralph: "You are so right. I would love to have him as a passenger on my bus."

Ed: "A KING on your bus. Hahaha!"

Ralph: "He would be loved on my bus. That is all I know."

Ed: "That is so true Ralph-ie boy."

Ralph: "You said it Norton. One big man meets a..."

Ed: "...another big man."

Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE A RIOT!"

Ed: "Yes but I am sure that so was Martin Luther King."

(They both sing a song about MLK being a riot. After that, the crowd cheers.)

(Jack walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the best. Good night."

(Crowd cheers.)