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rerungirl · 12-23-2016, 11:26 AM

It’s the Unsolved Mysteries Holiday Special with festive tips to make this Christmas season the best it can be. First off, Michael Swango will be in the kitchen cooking up some spicy last minute party treats. Next we’ll check in with Las Vegas correspondent Liza Montgomery for advice on finding “great deals and real steals” for everyone on your gift list. We’ll trim the tree with the unidentified Megadeath guy and make snow angels with Clarence and Brushy Bill Roberts. Still not in the Christmas spirit? Jule Caylor will fix that with his modern take on “The Night Before Christmas.” Then it’s off to the North Pole for a visit with Mrs. Claus (aka Bonnie Wilder) and all the elves in the UM Toy Store. Please join us tonight at 9:00 on UMTV.

Hops3098 · 12-23-2016, 11:55 AM

UPDATE!!!

Before this segment even aired, several viewers, having heard that a special was in the works, have joined forces to hold their own Christmas Caroling Special near Tuscon, AZ. Hosted in the visitor's lounge of the Arizona State Prison Complex by Rev. Tony Alamo, the Caroling special will begin at 8:00 so viewers can move to the media room and watch the Unsolved Mysteries Holiday Special at 9:00.

Special guest singers Lathan Williams and Henry Rollins will also be in attendance, so remember to bring your autograph books, you know what I'm saying? All guests are encouraged to avoid discussions about Moses or Abraham.

So join us, you... may be able to make the season bright.

rerungirl · 12-23-2016, 12:43 PM

Love this! You know what I'm saying?

LooksLikeCRicci · 12-23-2016, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hops3098

Special guest singers Lathan Williams and Henry Rollins will also be in attendance, so remember to bring your autograph books, you know what I'm saying? All guests are encouraged to avoid discussions about Moses or Abraham.

I actually literally LOL'ed at this. Hilarious.

Hot Jock · 12-23-2016, 03:30 PM

I guess we'll have to get Elizabeth Ortiz to mix up the egg nog for everyone.

plmkr88 · 12-23-2016, 04:53 PM

i wonder how Brad Bishop celebrates Christmas

LooksLikeCRicci · 12-24-2016, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Hot Jock

I guess we'll have to get Elizabeth Ortiz to mix up the egg nog for everyone.

I'll take mine with extra amino acids, please.

SheRaaa · 12-24-2016, 02:00 PM

On the 26th, Chad Noe's redneck relatives will be happy to drop anyone off at Walmart for those great after-Christmas sales

DALLASTEXAN!! · 12-27-2016, 01:19 PM

haha nice original thread rerungirl!

to bring in the new year we are having a shoe offering bonfire at my house.

The Human Mop · 12-28-2016, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SheRaaa

On the 26th, Chad Noe's redneck relatives will be happy to drop anyone off at Walmart for those great after-Christmas sales

Walmart during the holidays scares me, but not NEARLY as much as his crazy relatives!

cdr369 · 12-29-2016, 03:37 PM

The Pollis family has graciously offered to handle all cleaning.

LooksLikeCRicci · 12-29-2016, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cdr369

The Pollis family has graciously offered to handle all cleaning.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. They DO like clean houses.

12-23-2016, 11:26 AM	#1
rerungirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 23, 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 295	Tis the Season! It’s the Unsolved Mysteries Holiday Special with festive tips to make this Christmas season the best it can be. First off, Michael Swango will be in the kitchen cooking up some spicy last minute party treats. Next we’ll check in with Las Vegas correspondent Liza Montgomery for advice on finding “great deals and real steals” for everyone on your gift list. We’ll trim the tree with the unidentified Megadeath guy and make snow angels with Clarence and Brushy Bill Roberts. Still not in the Christmas spirit? Jule Caylor will fix that with his modern take on “The Night Before Christmas.” Then it’s off to the North Pole for a visit with Mrs. Claus (aka Bonnie Wilder) and all the elves in the UM Toy Store. Please join us tonight at 9:00 on UMTV.

12-23-2016, 11:55 AM	#2
Hops3098 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 17, 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 275	UPDATE!!! Before this segment even aired, several viewers, having heard that a special was in the works, have joined forces to hold their own Christmas Caroling Special near Tuscon, AZ. Hosted in the visitor's lounge of the Arizona State Prison Complex by Rev. Tony Alamo, the Caroling special will begin at 8:00 so viewers can move to the media room and watch the Unsolved Mysteries Holiday Special at 9:00. Special guest singers Lathan Williams and Henry Rollins will also be in attendance, so remember to bring your autograph books, you know what I'm saying? All guests are encouraged to avoid discussions about Moses or Abraham. So join us, you... may be able to make the season bright.

12-23-2016, 12:43 PM	#3
rerungirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 23, 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 295	Love this! You know what I'm saying?

12-23-2016, 03:30 PM	#5
Hot Jock Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 09, 2016 Posts: 493	I guess we'll have to get Elizabeth Ortiz to mix up the egg nog for everyone.

12-23-2016, 04:53 PM	#6
plmkr88 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 26, 2010 Location: College Station TX Posts: 134	i wonder how Brad Bishop celebrates Christmas

12-24-2016, 02:00 PM	#8
SheRaaa Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 30, 2009 Posts: 421	On the 26th, Chad Noe's redneck relatives will be happy to drop anyone off at Walmart for those great after-Christmas sales

12-27-2016, 01:19 PM	#9
DALLASTEXAN!! Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2007 Location: Devil's Backbone Posts: 3,139	haha nice original thread rerungirl! to bring in the new year we are having a shoe offering bonfire at my house.

12-29-2016, 03:37 PM	#11
cdr369 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 13, 2015 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 227	The Pollis family has graciously offered to handle all cleaning.