Chico and the Man Episode "Rev. Bemis's alter ego" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 08:43 AM

JennyLee this is a great idea!!!

Rev. Bemis: I'm having trouble keeping my congregation.
Chico: Well Rev, maybe you just need to spice up your sermons a bit... let's hear your favorite sermon.

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 08:46 AM

Chico: (thinking to himself) Oh God, no wonder the congregation falls asleep...ZZZZZ

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 08:52 AM

Chico: Try it like this Rev... "And Adam dug that he was the first man, but he asked God where the broads were and God said, "For the seed for woman the kernel will be one of your ribs." Which only goes to prove that even in the Garden of Eden, the Colonel had ribs!!!" HA HA HA!!!!

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 08:58 AM

Rev. Bemis: That was great, Chico. I know that would bring the people in. YOU must come and preach this Sunday at my church!
Chico: NOOO! I'm no preacher! The only reason people think I took a vow of poverty is because I work for HIM! (points to Ed)
Ed: But no one can deliver that sermon like you, Chico.
Rev. Bemis: Yes, you must be the guest speaker at my church this Sunday! You could bring all your friends.
Chico: What friends of mine would want to come and see me make a complete fool of myself?
Ed: (raises his hand!)

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 09:01 AM

Chico: There once was a righteous man named Noah. Sounds righteous, doesn't it. Say it, NOAH!
Congregation: NOAH!
Chico: Yes Amen!

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 09:07 AM

Chico: And Noah had his little Puerto Rican cook, Julio with him and Noah said to Julio, "How are you enjoying the cruise?" and Julio said, "Terrible. There are no beaches, no chips... all I see are animals crapping in a boat. Where are you going to get a newspaper big enough for the elephants?" And Noah said, "Well if you don't like it you can clean it up!" And Julio said. "Ezz not my yob, mon!"

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 09:10 AM

Chico: And the moral of this story is "A bird in the hand... can be a heck of a mess!"

Luckymama58 · 04-28-2002, 09:13 AM

Everyone comes up to Chico.

Ed: That was great!

Rev. Bemis: Wonderful, my son, I knew you could do it!

Pitooey · 04-28-2002, 10:04 AM

Jenny: Chico you look wonderful

tylersmistress2002 · 04-29-2002, 05:08 PM

THESE ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST PICTURES! THANKS FOR SHARING GALS

Prince · 05-02-2002, 11:04 PM

Luckymama,

Between the eyelashes in pic two and the jeans in pic 3 and the black shirt....forget the ice water....an icy flood couldn't cool me
down.

Thank you!!!

P.S. My heart rate and blood pressure thanks you too!!!

Luckymama58 · 05-03-2002, 05:47 AM

Thank you . I really had fun doing these. I hope to do more soon. My amiga Rosaly had given me a CD with hundreds of pictures from 30 shows, mostly second season, back about a year ago. She has this computer software that takes shots directly from the TV. She used to post them over on the CATM yahoo club and the Club of Prinzes, but I think most of them were lost when the clubs switched to groups. I have always enjoyed them, but now I have found a new way to share them. Thank you Jenny Lee for the idea and Rosaly for the pictures!

Cheryl Harrell · 05-03-2002, 10:29 AM

Thanks for sharing. I had saved some of the pics that were on one of the YAHOO clubs which are now e-mail groups cuz I knew all the pics had been lost in CLUB OF THE PRINZES & wanted to restore them. So I posted them back into CLUB OF THE PRINZES. Glad to see they were preserved on CD.

SitcomsAreTheWay · 05-24-2002, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Luckymama58

Chico: Try it like this Rev... "And Adam dug that he was the first man, but he asked God where the broads were and God said, "For the seed for woman the kernel will be one of your ribs." Which only goes to prove that even in the Garden of Eden, the Colonel had ribs!!!" HA HA HA!!!!

I'm looking at his face in the photo and reading the caption of what he was saying at the same time and it cracks me up.

hue_mee · 05-24-2002, 02:07 PM

Thank for posting such a great episode. This one in particular is my personal favorite!!!! The pictures are awesome! His moves! His reactions! His powerful message!! Amen! Hallelujah!

04-28-2002, 08:43 AM	#1
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Chico and the Man Episode "Rev. Bemis's alter ego" JennyLee this is a great idea!!! Rev. Bemis: I'm having trouble keeping my congregation. Chico: Well Rev, maybe you just need to spice up your sermons a bit... let's hear your favorite sermon. Attached Images
	__________________ We All Use Math Every Day! Everything is Numb3rs! Capt. Jack: Drink up, me hardies, Yo Ho! I reject your reality and substitute my own!-Adam Savage, Mythbuster A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds... With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. -Ralph Waldo Emerson RIP Freddie Prinze 1954-1977 You have your star now. Last edited by Luckymama58; 04-28-2002 at 09:15 AM.

04-28-2002, 08:46 AM	#2
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Chico: (thinking to himself) Oh God, no wonder the congregation falls asleep...ZZZZZ Attached Images

04-28-2002, 08:52 AM	#3
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Chico: Try it like this Rev... "And Adam dug that he was the first man, but he asked God where the broads were and God said, "For the seed for woman the kernel will be one of your ribs." Which only goes to prove that even in the Garden of Eden, the Colonel had ribs!!!" HA HA HA!!!! Attached Images

04-28-2002, 08:58 AM	#4
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Rev. Bemis: That was great, Chico. I know that would bring the people in. YOU must come and preach this Sunday at my church! Chico: NOOO! I'm no preacher! The only reason people think I took a vow of poverty is because I work for HIM! (points to Ed) Ed: But no one can deliver that sermon like you, Chico. Rev. Bemis: Yes, you must be the guest speaker at my church this Sunday! You could bring all your friends. Chico: What friends of mine would want to come and see me make a complete fool of myself? Ed: (raises his hand!) Attached Images

04-28-2002, 09:01 AM	#5
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Chico: There once was a righteous man named Noah. Sounds righteous, doesn't it. Say it, NOAH! Congregation: NOAH! Chico: Yes Amen! Attached Images

04-28-2002, 09:07 AM	#6
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Chico: And Noah had his little Puerto Rican cook, Julio with him and Noah said to Julio, "How are you enjoying the cruise?" and Julio said, "Terrible. There are no beaches, no chips... all I see are animals crapping in a boat. Where are you going to get a newspaper big enough for the elephants?" And Noah said, "Well if you don't like it you can clean it up!" And Julio said. "Ezz not my yob, mon!" Attached Images
	Last edited by Luckymama58; 04-28-2002 at 09:14 AM.

04-28-2002, 09:10 AM	#7
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Chico: And the moral of this story is "A bird in the hand... can be a heck of a mess!" Attached Images

04-28-2002, 09:13 AM	#8
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Everyone comes up to Chico. Ed: That was great! Rev. Bemis: Wonderful, my son, I knew you could do it! Attached Images

04-28-2002, 10:04 AM	#9
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	Jenny: Chico you look wonderful
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04-29-2002, 05:08 PM	#10
tylersmistress2002 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 21, 2001 Location: Providence, RI USA Posts: 493	THESE ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST PICTURES! THANKS FOR SHARING GALS
	__________________ so....what are you trying to say?

05-02-2002, 11:04 PM	#11
Prince Prince of Peace Senior Member Join Date: Jan 26, 2001 Posts: 1,137	Oh My God!!! Luckymama, Between the eyelashes in pic two and the jeans in pic 3 and the black shirt....forget the ice water....an icy flood couldn't cool me down. Thank you!!! P.S. My heart rate and blood pressure thanks you too!!!
	__________________ A friend is faithful, trusting and helpful…someone that realizes your imperfections and stands by you--Freddie Prinze "Come here to me" --- Freddie Prinze "Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful...Beautiful Boy" When I watched Freddie Prinze perform...his future was so bright that it burned my eyes. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly and Leave the rest to God. "Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."

05-03-2002, 05:47 AM	#12
Luckymama58 Math Geeks Unite! Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2001 Location: In my rock and roll fantasy Posts: 2,553	Gracias, amigas mias Thank you . I really had fun doing these. I hope to do more soon. My amiga Rosaly had given me a CD with hundreds of pictures from 30 shows, mostly second season, back about a year ago. She has this computer software that takes shots directly from the TV. She used to post them over on the CATM yahoo club and the Club of Prinzes, but I think most of them were lost when the clubs switched to groups. I have always enjoyed them, but now I have found a new way to share them. Thank you Jenny Lee for the idea and Rosaly for the pictures!

05-03-2002, 10:29 AM	#13
Cheryl Harrell I Love You Mike 4-Ever Forum Veteran Join Date: Mar 23, 2001 Location: Pixley!!!! Actually VA--USA LOL! Posts: 6,192	Thanks for sharing. I had saved some of the pics that were on one of the YAHOO clubs which are now e-mail groups cuz I knew all the pics had been lost in CLUB OF THE PRINZES & wanted to restore them. So I posted them back into CLUB OF THE PRINZES. Glad to see they were preserved on CD.
	__________________ RIP darling Mike. I love you forever... You are with Freddie Prinze & Jesus now. 1951-2009 "Make it your way, who can beat the Lord, the Son of God. Dear Lord, help me be strong where I am weak, if it be your will"-- The Late Freddie Prinze Sr

05-24-2002, 02:07 PM	#15
hue_mee Remembering Freddie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 28, 2001 Location: Grateful for a voice from our angel's friend Posts: 2,266	Thank for posting such a great episode. This one in particular is my personal favorite!!!! The pictures are awesome! His moves! His reactions! His powerful message!! Amen! Hallelujah!
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