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A murderer is comdemned to death and must choose between 3 rooms. The first room is full of raging fires. The second room is filled with terrorists with loaded weapons. The third room is full of man-eating lions who haven't eaten in three years. Which room would the murderer be safest in?
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That was good one.
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asleep at the wheel
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That was too easy!
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I got that 1!
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avatars are stupid.
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yay I figured it out too!
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I'm such a nitwit. I didn't get that even though I read it three or four times. Hmph!...I'm gonna head to my hole to bash my brain in since it's obvious it isn't working at the moment ![]() ks |
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what up
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Yup, the answer is Room #3. The lions who haven't eaten in three years are all dead.
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what up
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Alright, alright, I can take a hint. I'll give ya'll a brain teaser. Just like Dannie has been giving them to everybody.
Ok, there's a man laying naked and dead in a desert. 100 yards to the left of him are a pile of sandbags. 100 yards to the left of the sandbags are a bunch of clothes. How did he die? P.S. You can ask me questions as long as there are Yes or No questions. I'll either answer Yes, No, or Irrelivent. And if anyone heard this riddle before, don't spoil it for the rest of us, okay? GOOD LUCK! |
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do u have any more brain teasers?
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