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Little Dixie Carter · 04-27-2002, 09:02 PM

Post your favorite Terminator Tirade here! I love the one where Julia terminates Shannon in the eposide called Reese's Friend!

And to Shannon:

Dixie put you in your spot!

-*Forever*- · 04-27-2002, 10:44 PM

I like the one in... in... damn! I'm braindead! Seriosuly! I can't even remember what my name is! Oh wait... its' JOyce. ok.

Little Dixie Carter · 04-27-2002, 11:17 PM

You're crazy! LOL!

GeorgiaBelle848 · 04-28-2002, 10:58 AM

LoL! what a goober! LoL...my fave tirade of all time is 200% The night the lights went out in Georgia!!!! I only have two monologues completely memorized from Designing Women..that one and the one in the AIDS episode that Annie gives!

Little Dixie Carter · 04-28-2002, 11:27 AM

I love the one in Reservations For 8 !

-*Forever*- · 04-28-2002, 11:47 AM

Here we go! I got em. Imma post em. I have two.

Yes, you can give him a message. You do take shorthand, don't you? Good, we take it in the South too. Anyway, just tell him that I have been a Southerner all my life, and I can vouche for the fact the we do eat a lot of things down here........ and we've certainly all had our share of grits and biscuits and gravy, and I myself have probably eaten enough fried chicken to feed a third world country ---- not to mention barbecue, cornbread, watermelon, fried pies, okra, and ...........yes.........if I were being perfectly candid, I would have to admit we have also eaten our share of crow, and for all I know --- during the darkest, leanest years of the Civil War, some of us may have had a Yankee or two for breakfast. But........... speaking for myself and hundreds of thousands of my Southern ancestors who have evolved through many decades of poverty, strife, and turmoil, I would like for Mr. Weaks to know that we have surely eaten many things in the past, and we will surely eat many things in the future, but --- God as my witness - -- we have never, I repeat, NEVER EATEN DIRT!!!

AND

I'm saying I want you and your equipment out of here now. If you are looking for somebody to suck pearls, then I suggest you try finding yourself and oyster. Because I am not a woman who does that, as a matter of fact, I don't know any woman who does that, because it's stupid. And it doesn't have any more to do with decorating than having cleavage and looking sexy has to do with working in a bank. These are not pictures about the women of Atlanta. These are about just the same thing they're always about. And it doesn't matter whether the clothes are on or off.........it's just the same ol' message. And I don't care how many pictures you've taken of movie stars --- when you start snapping photos of serious, successful businessmen like Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca in unzipped jumpsuits with wet lips, straddling chairs, then we'll talk.

Little Dixie Carter · 04-28-2002, 01:43 PM

I love those!

80sTrivia · 05-23-2002, 11:21 PM

I can't quote the tirade word for word, but the one where Julia goes off on the newstand carrier selling adult magazines feauturing naked women is a classic!!!

Little Dixie Carter · 05-27-2002, 08:26 PM

I love the one in Blame It On New Orleans!!! LOL!

-*Forever*- · 05-28-2002, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Little Dixie Carter
I love the one in Blame It On New Orleans!!! LOL!

Ahhhh I have that memorized!!!! Lemme type it!!!

"Hey, hey, hey, New Orleans! I am Julia Sugarbaker! And I'm gonna go sleep in Anthony Bouvier's room. He is black, I am white, we are not engaged, and he is signifigantly younger than I am! So just stick that in your ettufet (sp???) and chuff(i dunno if she says chuff or what) on it!!"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Little Dixie Carter · 05-28-2002, 07:09 PM

I love that one! LOL!

Moonlight Lady · 09-10-2002, 12:46 PM

I love the one where she goes off on that one guy when they're in a restaurant. He comes over and asks if he can join them and she tells him off, come to realize that he works for the IRS.

BonniesLilCutiePie · 09-14-2002, 07:23 PM

Oh yes! Those are all classics! "There's no need for introductions Ray Don, we know who you are."

Georgia's on my Mind · 10-13-2002, 03:27 AM

My favorite is when Karen from the tour of homes comes to the Sugarbaker house and Julia Tells her off, And I also really like her tirade during the Beauty Contest episode.

BonniesLilCutiePie · 12-23-2002, 07:13 AM

They are all calssics!

04-27-2002, 09:02 PM	#1
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	Julia Sugarbaker's Terminator Tirades! Post your favorite Terminator Tirade here! I love the one where Julia terminates Shannon in the eposide called Reese's Friend! And to Shannon: Dixie put you in your spot!

04-27-2002, 10:44 PM	#2
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04-27-2002, 11:17 PM	#3
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04-28-2002, 10:58 AM	#4
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05-23-2002, 11:21 PM	#8
80sTrivia Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: May 23, 2002 Posts: 21,715	I can't quote the tirade word for word, but the one where Julia goes off on the newstand carrier selling adult magazines feauturing naked women is a classic!!!
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04-28-2002, 11:27 AM	#5
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	I love the one in Reservations For 8 !

04-28-2002, 11:47 AM	#6
-Forever- <3333333333333333333 Forum Superstar Join Date: Nov 22, 2001 Location: Manlius, NY in reality. Deerfield Beach, FL in my heart. Posts: 28,001	Here we go! I got em. Imma post em. I have two. Yes, you can give him a message. You do take shorthand, don't you? Good, we take it in the South too. Anyway, just tell him that I have been a Southerner all my life, and I can vouche for the fact the we do eat a lot of things down here........ and we've certainly all had our share of grits and biscuits and gravy, and I myself have probably eaten enough fried chicken to feed a third world country ---- not to mention barbecue, cornbread, watermelon, fried pies, okra, and ...........yes.........if I were being perfectly candid, I would have to admit we have also eaten our share of crow, and for all I know --- during the darkest, leanest years of the Civil War, some of us may have had a Yankee or two for breakfast. But........... speaking for myself and hundreds of thousands of my Southern ancestors who have evolved through many decades of poverty, strife, and turmoil, I would like for Mr. Weaks to know that we have surely eaten many things in the past, and we will surely eat many things in the future, but --- God as my witness - -- we have never, I repeat, NEVER EATEN DIRT!!! AND I'm saying I want you and your equipment out of here now. If you are looking for somebody to suck pearls, then I suggest you try finding yourself and oyster. Because I am not a woman who does that, as a matter of fact, I don't know any woman who does that, because it's stupid. And it doesn't have any more to do with decorating than having cleavage and looking sexy has to do with working in a bank. These are not pictures about the women of Atlanta. These are about just the same thing they're always about. And it doesn't matter whether the clothes are on or off.........it's just the same ol' message. And I don't care how many pictures you've taken of movie stars --- when you start snapping photos of serious, successful businessmen like Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca in unzipped jumpsuits with wet lips, straddling chairs, then we'll talk.

04-28-2002, 01:43 PM	#7
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	I love those!

05-27-2002, 08:26 PM	#9
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	I love the one in Blame It On New Orleans!!! LOL!

05-28-2002, 07:09 PM	#11
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	I love that one! LOL!

09-10-2002, 12:46 PM	#12
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	I love the one where she goes off on that one guy when they're in a restaurant. He comes over and asks if he can join them and she tells him off, come to realize that he works for the IRS.
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09-14-2002, 07:23 PM	#13
BonniesLilCutiePie Ivy Winthrop Crane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: The Crane Mansion Posts: 1,742	Oh yes! Those are all classics! "There's no need for introductions Ray Don, we know who you are."
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10-13-2002, 03:27 AM	#14
Georgia's on my Mind Senior Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 Posts: 25,054	My favorite is when Karen from the tour of homes comes to the Sugarbaker house and Julia Tells her off, And I also really like her tirade during the Beauty Contest episode.

12-23-2002, 07:13 AM	#15
BonniesLilCutiePie Ivy Winthrop Crane Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: The Crane Mansion Posts: 1,742	They are all calssics!