A Honeymooners Veterans Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed are at a wall listing all the veterans that are going to take part in the Veterans Day Parade.)

Ralph: "Boy Norton, take a look at some of the people who sacrificed their lives to protect us. I am proud of them."

Ed: "Me too Ralphie boy."

Ralph: "Those people are real tough tough people. I am a wimp for crying in pain when I stub my toe."

Ed: "Yeah, and to think these people would be proud Raccoons."

Ralph: "We should make these people real proud. Why don't we make a poster that says: 'We are proud of our veterans."

Ed: "That is right Ralph. I served in a war once. I was crying in pain every day but I toughed it out."

Ralph: "I would tough it out."

Ed: "Are you sure that you pass the physical?"

Ralph: "Oh, you are a riot Norton. But, our veterans should be respected. We ought to treat them like kings and queens."

(They sing a song about treating our veterans like kings and queens.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)