if they would have had one in the first 3 seasons, what do you think Hawkeye and Trapper would have dressed as? How about Col. Blake and Radar? If they had a party do you think Frank and Margaret would participate? What would they dress as?
And if it was during the first season what do you think Spearchucker and Ho-Jon would dress as?
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."
Halloween episode
