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Montana Ponine · 04-25-2002, 09:24 PM

How far can a dog run into the woods?

(btw it's a riddle, in case you were wondering...)

Chocoholic · 04-25-2002, 09:27 PM

Only halfway. After that, he's running OUT.

Czas na Zywiec · 04-25-2002, 09:40 PM

Here's more of a question.

Did anyone hear about the baby that was born in a hospital in New York last night that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Montana Ponine · 04-25-2002, 09:41 PM

omg HP how do u people get these so fast????

OK another one... A man was painting a 60-foot building on a ladder..And he fell off and landed on the pavement yet he didn't break a single bone in his body. How?

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 04-25-2002, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by Montana Ponine
omg HP how do u people get these so fast????

OK another one... A man was painting a 60-foot building on a ladder..And he fell off and landed on the pavement yet he didn't break a single bone in his body. How?

he was painting the bottom.

Kay Scarpetta · 04-25-2002, 09:56 PM

Here is one-

A rooster was sitting on a farmhouse. The farmhouse was on the middle of the Canadian/US boarder. It laid an egg. Did the egg roll down the roof into the US, or Canada?

Czas na Zywiec · 04-25-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Here is one-

A rooster was sitting on a farmhouse. The farmhouse was on the middle of the Canadian/US boarder. It laid an egg. Did the egg roll down the roof into the US, or Canada?

Neither Way. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Kay Scarpetta · 04-25-2002, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Neither Way. Roosters don't lay eggs.

Heh heh heh. Most people I tell that too don't catch that. Maybe the people I tell it to are dumb, LOL

Czas na Zywiec · 04-25-2002, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

Heh heh heh. Most people I tell that too don't catch that. Maybe the people I tell it to are dumb, LOL

Hey I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid!

Kay Scarpetta · 04-25-2002, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Hey I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid!

I didn't mean you, lol. I ment the people I tell it to in real life

Czas na Zywiec · 04-25-2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

I didn't mean you, lol. I ment the people I tell it to in real life

No no no! I didn't say you called me one. I'm was just stating, that's all.

And.....Karli.......did you hear about that baby?

Czas na Zywiec · 04-25-2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

I didn't mean you, lol. I ment the people I tell it to in real life

No no no! I didn't say you called me one. I'm was just stating, that's all.

And.....Karli.......did you hear about that baby?

Kay Scarpetta · 04-25-2002, 10:37 PM

No...what...happened to the baybay.

Czas na Zywiec · 04-25-2002, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
No...what...happened to the baybay.

Did you hear about that baby that was born in a hospital in New York that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He had a dear face and a bare bottom!

Kay Scarpetta · 04-25-2002, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Did you hear about that baby that was born in a hospital in New York that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

He had a dear face and a bare bottom!

........I get it.

04-25-2002, 09:24 PM	#1
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	How far can a dog run into the woods? How far can a dog run into the woods? (btw it's a riddle, in case you were wondering...)

04-25-2002, 09:56 PM	#6
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Here is one- A rooster was sitting on a farmhouse. The farmhouse was on the middle of the Canadian/US boarder. It laid an egg. Did the egg roll down the roof into the US, or Canada?
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04-25-2002, 09:27 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Only halfway. After that, he's running OUT.

04-25-2002, 09:40 PM	#3
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Here's more of a question. Did anyone hear about the baby that was born in a hospital in New York last night that was half-human, half-animal?!?!?!?!?!?!?

04-25-2002, 09:41 PM	#4
Montana Ponine Tragically Beautiful Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Sondheimville Posts: 4,529	omg HP how do u people get these so fast???? OK another one... A man was painting a 60-foot building on a ladder..And he fell off and landed on the pavement yet he didn't break a single bone in his body. How?

04-25-2002, 10:37 PM	#13
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	No...what...happened to the baybay.