One Day At A Time Match Game!

[Alex Cooper]

The premise: Post a "Match Game" style, One Day-related question.

Then, as a reply, post an answer.

Subsequent posters will be on the honor system that they have not looked at the already posted answer, and post one of their own.

True matches will be rewarded with the prize of extreme satisfaction and the awe of all others.

First Match question, submitted by opus:

When Julie had appendicitis, she wouldn't stop talking, so the doctor had to shove the thermometer in her ____________!?

[Alex Cooper]

Another:

Ann said, "I'm so mad at Francine. Not only did she still my latest ad idea, she also stole my _______!"

[Alex Cooper]

Originally Posted by Alex Cooper

Another:

Ann said, "I'm so mad at Francine. Not only did she still my latest ad idea, she also stole my _______!"

Adopted son!

[opus]

Originally Posted by Alex Cooper

The premise: Post a "Match Game" style, One Day-related question.

Then, as a reply, post an answer.

Subsequent posters will be on the honor system that they have not looked at the already posted answer, and post one of their own.

True matches will be rewarded with the prize of extreme satisfaction and the awe of all others.

First Match question, submitted by opus:

When Julie had appendicitis, she wouldn't stop talking, so the doctor had to shove the thermometer in her ____________!?

If I understand your rules I should give you the answer I had in mind? You were supposed to think "dirty", like butt , but give a clean answer, like ear or armpit.

[opus]

Originally Posted by Alex Cooper

Another:

Ann said, "I'm so mad at Francine. Not only did she still my latest ad idea, she also stole my _______!"

Broom.

[Alex Cooper]

Originally Posted by Alex Cooper

When Julie had appendicitis, she wouldn't stop talking, so the doctor had to shove the thermometer in her ____________!?

In the derrière, Bob!

[Alex Cooper]

Originally Posted by opus

If I understand your rules I should give you the answer I had in mind? You were supposed to think "dirty", like butt , but give a clean answer, like ear or armpit.

Well, as dirty/clean as the original Match Game and the 1970s censors would allow..which should be pretty acceptable for today's standards...

I'm still trying to work out how this would work. If any one has any suggestions, let me know!

[opus]

Did you hear Beerbelly ran out of beer? He got so desperate he was forced to drink ________.

(There's lots of possible answers . I don't have one in mind).

[Alex Cooper]

Originally Posted by opus

Did you hear Beerbelly ran out of beer? He got so desperate he was forced to drink ________.

(There's lots of possible answers . I don't have one in mind).

Vanilla extract!

[opus]

Originally Posted by Alex Cooper

I'm still trying to work out how this would work. If you have any suggestions, let me know!

I'd say just leave a question, let people answer, and someone can leave a new question. Kind of like the wrong answer game .

[Alex Cooper]

Originally Posted by opus

I'd say just leave a question, let people answer, and someone can leave a new question. Kind of like the wrong answer game

That's probably the best way! The "match" angle may be too hard, especially if it's the honor system not to look at the posted answers.

How about, after six posted answers, people can vote which one they think was the best?

[Anna Karenina]

Ann Romano's mouth was so wide. "HOW WIDE WAS IT?"

How many BLANKS was she able to stuff in it?

[Bonniegirl]

Originally Posted by Anna Karenina

Ann Romano's mouth was so wide. "HOW WIDE WAS IT?"

How many BLANKS was she able to stuff in it?

Of Schneider's tools was she able to stuff in her mouth.

[Anna Karenina]

Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Of Schneider's tools was she able to stuff in her mouth.

His plier, his wrench and his big swarthy snake!...

[Bonniegirl]

Originally Posted by Anna Karenina

His plier, his wrench and his big swarthy snake!...

He really " snaked" her drain!