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icecream · 08-04-2016, 09:33 PM

I halve a spelling checker;
It came with my p.c.,
And it plainly marks four my review
Miss steaks I kin knot sea.
I strike a key and type a word
Then weight for it two say
Weather I yam wrong oar write—
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a miss steak is maid,
It nose before two long,
And I can put the error rite.
It’s rarely ever wrong.
I have run this poem threw it;
And I yam shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
My spell checker tolled me sew.

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OH Nuts! · 08-04-2016, 11:39 PM

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Penny Lane · 08-05-2016, 02:17 PM

I cannot believe how many bad spellers there are! I see this especially on Facebook. My niece, who is an elementary school teacher, is a terrible speller. So is my Mom. And poor grammar is another problem that I see a lot.

But to be fair I have and have always had bad mathematics skills. Math just doesn't click with me so I guess this happens to poor spellers too.

08-04-2016, 09:33 PM	#1
icecream Cat-tastic and Whiskerlicious Forum Celebrity Join Date: Sep 01, 2006 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 20,685	This will drive the grammarians nuts I halve a spelling checker; It came with my p.c., And it plainly marks four my review Miss steaks I kin knot sea. I strike a key and type a word Then weight for it two say Weather I yam wrong oar write— It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a miss steak is maid, It nose before two long, And I can put the error rite. It’s rarely ever wrong. I have run this poem threw it; And I yam shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh, My spell checker tolled me sew. Anonymous
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08-05-2016, 02:17 PM	#3
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,007	I cannot believe how many bad spellers there are! I see this especially on Facebook. My niece, who is an elementary school teacher, is a terrible speller. So is my Mom. And poor grammar is another problem that I see a lot. But to be fair I have and have always had bad mathematics skills. Math just doesn't click with me so I guess this happens to poor spellers too.
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08-04-2016, 11:39 PM	#2
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