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um · 07-22-2016, 05:12 PM

There's a thread in this site in winch people post their favorite Brady Bunch Quotes.

I have not seen one for people to post their favorite Partridge Family quotes.

A lot of you will think it is strange, but I actually liked,
"Have you been talking to a Marine recruiter"
(Rubin talking to Keith in "I Am A Curious Partridge"

AB · 07-23-2016, 05:22 PM

Danny: "I'm worried about you mom. You're too old to be working."
Shirley: "Thank you Danny, you just made my day."

AB · 07-23-2016, 05:28 PM

Reuben: "Are you members of some flaky religious group?"
Danny: "No sir, I'm here to represent the Partridges."
Reuben: "The *birds*?"
Danny: "No, the family."

um · 07-23-2016, 06:31 PM

Keith: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Chris (speaking for Tracy and himself) : Negroes.

(This has to be one of the most memorable quotes from any sitcom, so it is a bit odd that this particular scene from the episode "Dr Jeckyll and Mr Partridge"
was essentially forgotten until the advent of the Internet and YouTube, or so it seems. Of course, today Chris would have to say "African Americans" ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev254grHObw

Ohio8 · 09-30-2018, 03:29 PM

Laurie: "He dropped his cookies."

Reuben Kincaid: "Well, so much for natural charm."

Keith: "I think it's time we had a man-to-almost-man talk."

MA · 09-30-2018, 03:47 PM

Laurie Partridge: Well, you could start off by mentioning that you two have absolutely nothing in common.

Shirley Renfrew Partridge: That's right. We don't.

Ohio8 · 10-08-2018, 09:32 PM

Keith: "Yeah. She's very big on osmosis."
Danny: "Is that catching?"

Laurie: "And crazy is crazy."

Shirley: "I think I liked him better in his Andy Hardy period."

Danny: "I refuse to get in a battle of wits with an unarmed man."
Keith: "That does it."
(Keith chases Danny out of the kitchen.)

Danny: "I'd like to stick with praising his suit."

Walter: "Music is music."

Walter: (to Keith)"Don't you think making people happy is important?"

MA · 10-09-2018, 05:48 AM

"Shirley Renfrew Partridge: I think it's wonderful the way this whole family pitches in to help.
Keith: You know, Mom... If you weren't always busy cleaning the house, you wouldn't be so tired."

AB · 10-09-2018, 06:32 PM

Danny: "Keith, that's the meanest, rottenest and dirtiest trick anyone can play on his sister. No wonder you're my idol."

MA · 10-11-2018, 02:53 PM

Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: C'mon, let's play a game, Mr. Kincaid.

Tracy Partridge: Yeah, let's play a game.

Reuben Kincaid: Okay, okay. Let's play a game called "Lost."

Danny: How do you play?

Reuben Kincaid: Well, I'll hide my eyes and you three kids run away from home - far and fast - and keep running until you're lost.

Tracy Partridge: Then what?

Reuben Kincaid: In three weeks, I'll come look for you. If I find you, I lose.

Tracy Partridge: What if you *don't* find us?

Reuben Kincaid: Well, then I win.

AB · 10-11-2018, 05:35 PM

Danny: "You can't blame me. I'm just a kid."
Reuben: "No, you're not. You're a midget in a kid suit."

MA · 10-17-2018, 06:36 AM

Keith: You know, I wish you'd read the story of Evel Knievel.
Danny: Why's that?
Keith: Well, then maybe you might go take a flying leap.

AB · 10-17-2018, 04:51 PM

Shirley: "Tracy, it's your turn to say grace."
Tracy: "Dear Lord, thank you for our food, and please get Keith a date."

MA · 10-18-2018, 09:35 AM

Danny: ...I've spied on Keith on lots of dates. Don't bother.

MA · 08-23-2019, 04:41 PM

Laurie Partridge:
...I have got the greatest news!

Keith:
You're taking your own apartment?

07-22-2016, 05:12 PM	#1
um Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 26, 2015 Posts: 908	Favorite Partridge Family Quotes There's a thread in this site in winch people post their favorite Brady Bunch Quotes. I have not seen one for people to post their favorite Partridge Family quotes. A lot of you will think it is strange, but I actually liked, "Have you been talking to a Marine recruiter" (Rubin talking to Keith in "I Am A Curious Partridge"

09-30-2018, 03:29 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Laurie: "He dropped his cookies." Reuben Kincaid: "Well, so much for natural charm." Keith: "I think it's time we had a man-to-almost-man talk."
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09-30-2018, 03:47 PM	#6
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,656	Laurie Partridge: Well, you could start off by mentioning that you two have absolutely nothing in common. Shirley Renfrew Partridge: That's right. We don't.
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07-23-2016, 05:22 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Danny: "I'm worried about you mom. You're too old to be working." Shirley: "Thank you Danny, you just made my day."

07-23-2016, 05:28 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Reuben: "Are you members of some flaky religious group?" Danny: "No sir, I'm here to represent the Partridges." Reuben: "The birds?" Danny: "No, the family."

07-23-2016, 06:31 PM	#4
um Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 26, 2015 Posts: 908	Keith: What do you want to be when you grow up? Chris (speaking for Tracy and himself) : Negroes. (This has to be one of the most memorable quotes from any sitcom, so it is a bit odd that this particular scene from the episode "Dr Jeckyll and Mr Partridge" was essentially forgotten until the advent of the Internet and YouTube, or so it seems. Of course, today Chris would have to say "African Americans" ). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev254grHObw

10-08-2018, 09:32 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,969	Keith: "Yeah. She's very big on osmosis." Danny: "Is that catching?" Laurie: "And crazy is crazy." Shirley: "I think I liked him better in his Andy Hardy period." Danny: "I refuse to get in a battle of wits with an unarmed man." Keith: "That does it." (Keith chases Danny out of the kitchen.) Danny: "I'd like to stick with praising his suit." Walter: "Music is music." Walter: (to Keith)"Don't you think making people happy is important?"

10-09-2018, 05:48 AM	#8
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,656	"Shirley Renfrew Partridge: I think it's wonderful the way this whole family pitches in to help. Keith: You know, Mom... If you weren't always busy cleaning the house, you wouldn't be so tired."

10-09-2018, 06:32 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Danny: "Keith, that's the meanest, rottenest and dirtiest trick anyone can play on his sister. No wonder you're my idol."

10-11-2018, 02:53 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,656	Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2: C'mon, let's play a game, Mr. Kincaid. Tracy Partridge: Yeah, let's play a game. Reuben Kincaid: Okay, okay. Let's play a game called "Lost." Danny: How do you play? Reuben Kincaid: Well, I'll hide my eyes and you three kids run away from home - far and fast - and keep running until you're lost. Tracy Partridge: Then what? Reuben Kincaid: In three weeks, I'll come look for you. If I find you, I lose. Tracy Partridge: What if you don't find us? Reuben Kincaid: Well, then I win.

10-11-2018, 05:35 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Danny: "You can't blame me. I'm just a kid." Reuben: "No, you're not. You're a midget in a kid suit."

10-17-2018, 06:36 AM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,656	Keith: You know, I wish you'd read the story of Evel Knievel. Danny: Why's that? Keith: Well, then maybe you might go take a flying leap.

10-17-2018, 04:51 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Shirley: "Tracy, it's your turn to say grace." Tracy: "Dear Lord, thank you for our food, and please get Keith a date."

10-18-2018, 09:35 AM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,656	Danny: ...I've spied on Keith on lots of dates. Don't bother.

08-23-2019, 04:41 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 128,656	Laurie Partridge: ...I have got the greatest news! Keith: You're taking your own apartment?