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AB · 07-19-2016, 06:29 PM

Post your favorite quotes & lines from Mama's Family.

A Thelma & Eunice quote:

AB · 07-19-2016, 06:33 PM

A Thelma quote:

tvfan25 · 07-19-2016, 08:14 PM

Thelma: What does the IRS want with me?
Vinton: Maybe they're going to deliver a package.
Thelma: That's UPS you dipstick!

Mama: I'm sorry Frannie, but your perfect day has gone to hell in a handbasket. I sure hope you haven't done the same.

Job Counselor: Do you know how to answer a phone?
Mama: No, usually when it rings I just run around in little circles yelling "Whaty'll I do, Whaty'll I do!"

Eunice shows up before the wedding with a plate of chili dogs.
Mama: Chili dogs ... at a wedding?
Eunice: Mama, don't you ever read? Chili dogs are all the rage in Hollywood. Merv Griffin threw a party and Pia Zadora put away six of these suckers.

AB · 07-20-2016, 05:01 PM

^ Those are good ones! ^

AB · 07-20-2016, 05:02 PM

A Thelma quote:

AB · 07-23-2016, 06:24 PM

A Eunice line/quote:

AB · 08-10-2016, 06:01 PM

Another Eunice quote:

AB · 08-13-2016, 04:08 PM

A Naomi & Thelma quote:

AB · 08-18-2016, 05:28 PM

A Eunice quote:

pjpiazza · 08-24-2016, 02:25 AM

Naomi: What are you talking about Bubba? I haven't been anywhere.

AB · 08-24-2016, 08:00 PM

A Thelma quote:

AB · 08-28-2016, 06:27 PM

Thelma & Naomi quotes/lines:

Ohio8 · 09-08-2016, 09:33 PM

Naomi: "I don't know what is the matter with me."
Thelma: "You want a list?"

Thelma: "Well, I'll bet the neighbors are gonna love listenin' to this for the next nine months."

AB · 09-19-2016, 03:38 PM

^ Good one! ^

A Thelma quote:

JR1 · 10-12-2016, 09:43 PM

Too many to cite right now, but, other than "Good lord," my favorite is when she goes, "Well, what the..." Can't get enough of that.

07-19-2016, 06:29 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Mama's Family Quotes & Lines Post your favorite quotes & lines from Mama's Family. A Thelma & Eunice quote: Attached Images

07-19-2016, 06:33 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Thelma quote: Attached Images

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AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Thelma quote: Attached Images

07-23-2016, 06:24 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Eunice line/quote: Attached Images

08-10-2016, 06:01 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Another Eunice quote: Attached Images

07-19-2016, 08:14 PM	#3
tvfan25 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 10, 2010 Location: Indiana Posts: 634	Thelma: What does the IRS want with me? Vinton: Maybe they're going to deliver a package. Thelma: That's UPS you dipstick! Mama: I'm sorry Frannie, but your perfect day has gone to hell in a handbasket. I sure hope you haven't done the same. Job Counselor: Do you know how to answer a phone? Mama: No, usually when it rings I just run around in little circles yelling "Whaty'll I do, Whaty'll I do!" Eunice shows up before the wedding with a plate of chili dogs. Mama: Chili dogs ... at a wedding? Eunice: Mama, don't you ever read? Chili dogs are all the rage in Hollywood. Merv Griffin threw a party and Pia Zadora put away six of these suckers.

07-20-2016, 05:01 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	^ Those are good ones! ^

08-13-2016, 04:08 PM	#8
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Naomi & Thelma quote: Attached Images

08-18-2016, 05:28 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Eunice quote: Attached Images

08-24-2016, 02:25 AM	#10
pjpiazza Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 06, 2005 Posts: 164	Naomi: What are you talking about Bubba? I haven't been anywhere.

08-24-2016, 08:00 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	A Thelma quote: Attached Images

08-28-2016, 06:27 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Thelma & Naomi quotes/lines: Attached Images

09-08-2016, 09:33 PM	#13
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09-19-2016, 03:38 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	^ Good one! ^ A Thelma quote: Attached Images

10-12-2016, 09:43 PM	#15
JR1 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 07, 2009 Location: USA Posts: 742	Too many to cite right now, but, other than "Good lord," my favorite is when she goes, "Well, what the..." Can't get enough of that.