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Chocoholic · 04-19-2002, 07:50 PM

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few
days ago.
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A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added., "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the
bottle."
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I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one
evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table, my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas
lived in the woods."
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A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat."The secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip! it up." The boy looked at her quizzically... "Why does it have to be a secret?"
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels
and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

Mr. Shy Guy · 04-19-2002, 08:41 PM

LOL

XoVanillaRain90oX · 04-19-2002, 09:42 PM

Mah-Hah.

InspectorExstead · 04-19-2002, 11:22 PM

...those were funny....

Plata · 04-20-2002, 04:09 AM

Hilarious!

ks · 04-20-2002, 10:01 AM

..."What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"...

Funny stuff!

ks

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 04-20-2002, 11:34 AM

aww, those are cue! the last one was my fav!

Chocoholic · 04-20-2002, 02:17 PM

I'm glad you guys enjoyed it

Central Perk · 04-20-2002, 06:30 PM

funnie.

04-19-2002, 07:50 PM	#1
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Kids say the darndest things... I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" *********************** My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. ********************* A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added., "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." ********************* I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a considerable amount of wild game. So much, in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of broiled venison steaks on the dinner table, my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said, "Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in the woods." ********************* A mother was showing her son how to zip up his coat."The secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip! it up." The boy looked at her quizzically... "Why does it have to be a secret?" *********************** A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter -- haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

04-19-2002, 08:41 PM	#2
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04-19-2002, 09:42 PM	#3
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04-19-2002, 11:22 PM	#4
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04-20-2002, 10:01 AM	#6
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	..."What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"... Funny stuff! ks
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04-20-2002, 04:09 AM	#5
Plata Member Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Regina,Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,201	Hilarious!

04-20-2002, 11:34 AM	#7
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04-20-2002, 02:17 PM	#8
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm glad you guys enjoyed it

04-20-2002, 06:30 PM	#9
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