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Frank Gannucci · 06-16-2016, 08:41 AM

A Honeymooners Father’s Day:

(The Kramdens & Nortons arrive at Red Bull Stadium with Trixie’s parents and Alice’s parents. Ralph is sulking.)

Alice’s Dad: “Good thing that all of us are going to see the NY Red Bulls play today.”

Ralph (sarcastically): “Yeah.”

Trixie’s Dad: “They actually may win it all this year.”

Ralph (whispering to Alice): “If your Dad bothers me during this boring game, you will get yours.”

Alice: “Ralph.”

Ed: “This game should be good. I used to be a goalie in public school for soccer. One time I got hit in the head with the ball and I got a headache on my brain. So I went to the school nurse who removed the headache with a pill. Then, I got teased by my classmates who said: ‘What did she remove, the headache or the brain?’ Hahaha.”

Ralph: “You don’t have to ask me. I know what she removed.”

Alice’s Mom: “Now Ralph, this day is for all the Dads so don’t eat all the food in the stadium.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes while Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON!”

Trixie’s Mom: “It’s a shame that you Ralph & Ed never had any kids to call your own.”

Ed: “I would make a great father. Watching a son grow up from a little guy. Have him go through high school and when he would graduate from college and be ready to face the world, I would have given him a job with me in the sewer.”

Ralph: “You would give a college graduate a sewer job?”

Ed: “Certainly. The sewer accepts college grads.”

Alice’s Dad: “Lets all get ready to enjoy the game. This will be a great Father’s Day. Too bad that Ralph would not make a good father.”

(Ralph is fuming.)

(During the game, Ralph actually becomes a casual fan of the Red Bulls.)

Ralph: “Boy, this was a great idea that the dads of us had. Hahaha. Why don’t we all pay for your food here. I will get the food.”

Alice: “Ralph, that will be too much.”

Ed: “Let me help out Ralph-ie boy.”

Ralph: “Okay Norton. It’s a shame that me and Norton may never become great fathers like you two. I wish my father was able to come here to enjoy being at Red Bulls Stadium. I just talked to him today.”

Ed: “On my telephone.”

Ralph: “We all will agree that fathers like you two are great and no family would be complete without dads.”

(They all sing a song about dads. After that, the crowd applauds.)

Ralph: “I think this experience made me a Red Bulls fan.”

(Ralph accidentally gets hit in the head with a soccer ball.)

Ralph (yells): “OOOOW! THAT HURTS.”

Alice’s Dad: “Maybe you should be a goalie Ralph. With your size, you would cover the whole goal.”

(Ralph challenges Alice’s Dad to a fight. Everybody tries to calm them down.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: “Thank you. How sweet it is.”

(Crowd cheers.)

06-16-2016, 08:41 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,096	A Honeymooners Father’s Day: A Honeymooners Father’s Day: (The Kramdens & Nortons arrive at Red Bull Stadium with Trixie’s parents and Alice’s parents. Ralph is sulking.) Alice’s Dad: “Good thing that all of us are going to see the NY Red Bulls play today.” Ralph (sarcastically): “Yeah.” Trixie’s Dad: “They actually may win it all this year.” Ralph (whispering to Alice): “If your Dad bothers me during this boring game, you will get yours.” Alice: “Ralph.” Ed: “This game should be good. I used to be a goalie in public school for soccer. One time I got hit in the head with the ball and I got a headache on my brain. So I went to the school nurse who removed the headache with a pill. Then, I got teased by my classmates who said: ‘What did she remove, the headache or the brain?’ Hahaha.” Ralph: “You don’t have to ask me. I know what she removed.” Alice’s Mom: “Now Ralph, this day is for all the Dads so don’t eat all the food in the stadium.” (Ralph rolls his eyes while Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): “SHUT UP NORTON!” Trixie’s Mom: “It’s a shame that you Ralph & Ed never had any kids to call your own.” Ed: “I would make a great father. Watching a son grow up from a little guy. Have him go through high school and when he would graduate from college and be ready to face the world, I would have given him a job with me in the sewer.” Ralph: “You would give a college graduate a sewer job?” Ed: “Certainly. The sewer accepts college grads.” Alice’s Dad: “Lets all get ready to enjoy the game. This will be a great Father’s Day. Too bad that Ralph would not make a good father.” (Ralph is fuming.) (During the game, Ralph actually becomes a casual fan of the Red Bulls.) Ralph: “Boy, this was a great idea that the dads of us had. Hahaha. Why don’t we all pay for your food here. I will get the food.” Alice: “Ralph, that will be too much.” Ed: “Let me help out Ralph-ie boy.” Ralph: “Okay Norton. It’s a shame that me and Norton may never become great fathers like you two. I wish my father was able to come here to enjoy being at Red Bulls Stadium. I just talked to him today.” Ed: “On my telephone.” Ralph: “We all will agree that fathers like you two are great and no family would be complete without dads.” (They all sing a song about dads. After that, the crowd applauds.) Ralph: “I think this experience made me a Red Bulls fan.” (Ralph accidentally gets hit in the head with a soccer ball.) Ralph (yells): “OOOOW! THAT HURTS.” Alice’s Dad: “Maybe you should be a goalie Ralph. With your size, you would cover the whole goal.” (Ralph challenges Alice’s Dad to a fight. Everybody tries to calm them down.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: “Thank you. How sweet it is.” (Crowd cheers.)