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Old 04-18-2002, 03:30 AM   #1
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Default All Time Favorite Commercial Jingles You Never Got Out of Your Head

There are several that I remember: (Singing is Optional)

HALL CHEVROLET:

HALL CHEVERELET...know for quality

HALL CHVERELET....what a variety

Drive right into 11-0-11....West North Avenue

OH! HALL CHEVRELET... Will get you on your way
HALL CHEVRELET....service night and day

Drive right into 11-0-11 West North Avenue!


DIAL SOAP

It's a new dial morning
And your up and feeling new
It's a clean dial morning
And that clean belongs to you
There's a new day dawning
And your best is showing through
Starting out clean, starting out dial starting out new!

(announcer: You just can't buy a better deoderent soap than dial, one that gets you so clean you feel your best)

Starting out clean, starting out dial, stating out new!

(announcer: Aren't you glad you use dial?)

SURE DEODORENT

Raise Your Hand...You got it
Raise your Hand..You know it
You feel confident secure...da, da DAAA

Raise your hand...you feel dry now
Raise your hand...you know why now
Raise your hand...if your sure!

DA DUM...Confidence, Confidence dry and secure, Raise your hand, raise your hand if your sure!

Raise your hand raise your HAAAANNND...If your sure

The Oscar Mayer Bologna Song

My Bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My Bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I Love to Eat it Everyday
And if you ask me why I'll SAAAYY
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A

How's That?

McDonalds "Musical Jingle" (like a Broadway Showstoppers number)

Take a pail and a mop
Scrub the bottom and top
Come and see what we mean
Or McDonalds is CLEEAN!!!

You Deserve a break today
So come on out and get away, to McDonalds
We do it all for you!!!

This one, wasn't really a commerical, but a public service announcment that ran in the early 70's about preservation. It was very moving and stays in my mind to this day...

The Time is Now
We Found a Way
To Make a Dream Come True

Yesterday, we built our home
To make it work for you
Somethings going on
Make a dream come true
Country's going strong
We can work it through

We've been building with the best of yesterday hey, hey hey

It's the best our nation has
And if we work to make it last
Than we're gonna have a better life...TODAY!

(Announcer: "Preservation fills the nation, keep America beautiful.")

DAD'S ROOT BEER

How about the one, where the guy goes to the convience store and says, "You got any root beer?" and the sleepy guy says...yea, "Asile 4" And then the second guy comes in and says, "Excuse me, you got root beer?" and the clerk just points to where the first guy went and then the third guy says, "Excuse me, where's the Dad's?" and then the guy wakes up and and the whole store clerks join him in celebration and the jingle goes:

"If You Don't Ask For Dad's...All Your Gonna Get is.....Root Beer!"

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Old 04-18-2002, 10:03 AM   #2
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The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

You've got a lot to live, and Pepsi's got a lot to give.

For taste and more, it's Encore.

Have it your way, have it your way at Burger King...

By Mennen.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. (Alka Seltzer)

You're not fully clean until you're Zestfully clean.

In the USA, in your Chevrolet...

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...changed to I'd like to buy the world a Coke.

Mmm good, mmm good. That's what Campbells soups are, mmm good.

And like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

Oooh what a feeling, Toyota!

Cha cha cha Chia. (Chia Pet)

Stouffers, nothing comes closer to home.

Double your pleasure, double your fun. (Doublemint gum)

Have a Coke and a smile.

Reach out, reach out and touch someone. (phone company)

Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be ee ee. Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love me.

My dog's better than your dog, my dog's better than yours. My dog's better cause he gets Kennel Ration, my dog's better than yours.

In the valley of the jolly, ho ho ho, Green Giant.

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The old McDonalds commercial when they were pushing the Big Mac, they made up a song of the Big Mac:

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame bun.

And if you could actually say that when you went to buy it you got it for half price if I remember correctly.

As I was reading the others, I now have one jingle STUCK in my head (thanks JanLady617 )

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is. (Alka Seltzer)

I can't get that out of my head. I'm going to go crazy.



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Foxwoods Casino! All the Masser's should know what I'm talking about!

The wonder of it all......

Take a chance, make it happen
Pop the cork, finger snappin'
Spin the wheel, 'round and 'round we go
Life is good, life is sweet
Grab yourself a front row seat
And lets meet, and have a ball
Yeah lets live, for the wonder of it all

Paradise, Lucky 7
Cut yourself a piece of Heaven
You and me, we can have it all
Living large, get on board
This is it, it's your reward
Lets meet, where the trees are standing tall
Yeah lets live (lets live!) for the wonder of it all
Meet me at Foxwoods! (Foxwoods!)
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Foxwoods Casino! All the Masser's should know what I'm talking about!
I just love this song! It sounds like something Sinatra would sing. I have to make it out to Foxwoods one of these days.
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Foxwoods Casino! All the Masser's should know what I'm talking about!

The wonder of it all......

Take a chance, make it happen
Pop the cork, finger snappin'
Spin the wheel, 'round and 'round we go
Life is good, life is sweet
Grab yourself a front row seat
And lets meet, and have a ball
Yeah lets live, for the wonder of it all

Paradise, Lucky 7
Cut yourself a piece of Heaven
You and me, we can have it all
Living large, get on board
This is it, it's your reward
Lets meet, where the trees are standing tall
Yeah lets live (lets live!) for the wonder of it all
Meet me at Foxwoods! (Foxwoods!)
same!!! ahhh i sing it all the time!!!! lolol


also....trust sleeeeeeeepy's!!!! for the rest of your life...

o yea..this radio commercial.....

1-800 M-A-T-T-R-E-S (oh yea 1-800 matress!) and then they talk bout how the last s is off for savings and then they sing it again....!-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S!!
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JanLady listed alot of good ones, but the jingle that pratcially never leaves my head is

"Baxter! It's Baxter!"

"Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meeow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow ....Meeeow...MEEOW...MEOW!"

(and then there's the old fashioned one: "I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix, please deliver...")
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Foxwoods Casino! All the Masser's should know what I'm talking about!

The wonder of it all......

Take a chance, make it happen
Pop the cork, finger snappin'
Spin the wheel, 'round and 'round we go
Life is good, life is sweet
Grab yourself a front row seat
And lets meet, and have a ball
Yeah lets live, for the wonder of it all

Paradise, Lucky 7
Cut yourself a piece of Heaven
You and me, we can have it all
Living large, get on board
This is it, it's your reward
Lets meet, where the trees are standing tall
Yeah lets live (lets live!) for the wonder of it all
Meet me at Foxwoods! (Foxwoods!)
I hate that song some much! It has benn playing for like 2 years now. I hear like 10 times a day on FSNE.
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I don't remember the whole thing and that's whats annoying but it's like:


...something something something...RAISE YOUR PAW!
...something something something...RAISE YOUR PAW!
...something something something...RAISE YOUR PAW!


And Mattress Giant songs...ARGH! OOOOOOOOOOOh AAAAAAAAAHHH!
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I just love this song! It sounds like something Sinatra would sing. I have to make it out to Foxwoods one of these days.
lol, my dad finds it SO annoying, because we always watch the Sox games together and when they aren't on NESN they are always on this ATT Broadband channel we have, and it's like a MA sport channel, so we ALWAYS hear it.
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lol, my dad finds it SO annoying, because we always watch the Sox games together and when they aren't on NESN they are always on this ATT Broadband channel we have, and it's like a MA sport channel, so we ALWAYS hear it.
I can understand how the song could get very annoying if it's overplayed. I don't hear it often, so I like it's catchy beat. I also enjoy the footage of Foxwoods that's shown while the song's playing. It is a glossy ad.
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This is my all-time fave jingle

Filing? Did you say filing?
Oh. I'm filing. Oh, yes I'm filing.
I'm filing more and more
I'm filing here and there.
I'm filing everywhere.
I can't stop filing.

And, then as the guy jumps up in the air, the words across the screen say If life was this much fun, you wouldn't have to chew Trident. That's my most fave commercial jingle ever. I think it's hilarious!

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OK i think this is just a Syracuse thing:

Goldberg's, the money savers! We're gonna save you more!

I hate it. LoL.

And "If I had a million dollars..." ahhhhhh I can NEVER get that outta my head!
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This is an old one but, I've never forgotten it.

I gotta wash that man right out of my hair....
I gotta wash that man right out of my hair....

(I think it was a Head and Shoulders commercial.)

And here's another one...


I can fry up the Bacon
Serve it up in a pan
and never, never, never let you forget you're a man.....

Plus I love that Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow Mix commercial too...

Plus the Chock full of nuts (old) commericial (with the coffee perking)
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Chock full of Nuts is that heavenly coffee. Better coffee, a millionaire's money can't buy.

Cool Whip, yum yum...... All whip, yum yum..... It's the first modern topping with that good old-fashioned taste.

It's slinky, it's slinky...

Neat new spaghetti you can eat with a spoon. Uh oh, Spaghettios.

Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.

N*E*S*T*L*E*S. Nestles make the very best chooooocolate.

You've come a long way baby to get where you've gotten today. You've got Virginia Slims now baby, you've come a long, long way.

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