Zack Turns It Off

[Chain Gang Member]

Zack: What are you guys looking at?

Jack:A guy who kept us up for hours crying.

Zack:I did not.

Janet:Zack you cried so much that for some reason you had a glass next to your bed that was filled up with tears and I used it to water one of the plants which caused it to become sad.

Zack:Fine.I was due to another girl breaking my heart.

Jack:It's ok.It's not like you're the only guy who has done.

Zack:Really?

Jack:Yeah.When you're a wuss

Terri:You shouldn't pick on Zack.

Zack:Thanks Terri.

Terri:There are many guys who aren't afraid to show their sensitive side without caring about who makes fun of them.

Zack: What?That's it(leaves the from)

Jack:Wow.He is sensitive.Who would get upset over something like that?

Janet:Jack your dinner is starting to burn.

Jack:NO!Stupid timer not working.Now I got to go buy a new one.

(in the living room)

Zack:My own friends making fun of me of crying over Zoey breaking up with me.The only way to not get made fun of is to show any emotions at all.That's it.As of today,I have no emotions!

Terri:Zack are you ok?You sound angry.

Zack:Alright.No emotions after one.

(End Of Scene)

(watching the Lakers game)

Jack:Come on there's only 10 seconds left.They can still win

TV:Johnson goes for the 3 pointer and it's rejected.That's the game.

Jack:No!Come on!I can't believe they lost!Can you Zack?

Zack:Whatever.

Jack:That's right.....Whatever?Girls.Something's wrong with Zack.

(they come into the living room)

Janet:What's wrong?

Jack:The Lakers lost and Zack's reaction was "whatever"

Terri:How could you react like that?

Zack:Because anger is an emotion and I have decided to have no emotions anymore.

Janet:Is it because of what happened yesterday when we were talking to you about you crying?

Zack:Yes and that will never happen again

Terri:But you'll never laugh again either.

Zack:A small price to pay.

Janet:Fine(accidentally steps on Zack's foot as they walk away into the kitchen)

Jack:Umm Zack.Janet just stepped on your foot

Zack:I know and and it did hurt.

(Jack goes into the kitchen)

Jack:Girls.My cousin has turned into a zombie.

Janet:And not a zombie from a movie.More like a paper cut out promoting it.

Terri:We've got to make realize that having emotions isn't bad.

Janet:But how?

Jack: (goes into the living room)Zack I forgot to tell you that the Wild Samoans broke up.

Zack:Whatever.

Terri: (goes into the living room showing a newspaper)Look at the little animals that need a home.

Zack:Whatever.

Terri: (goes into the living room)I got something on my shirt.

Zack:That wouldn't be sad even of I had emotions.

Janet:This costs $20.

Zack:Whatever

Jack:Well if we can't make him sad,lets make him angry.(turns off the TV)Oh were you watching that wrestling match.

Zack:Whatever.

Janet: (breaks something in the kitchen)Oops.Zack was this your favorite coffee mug.

Zack:Whatever.

Terri:Hey Zack.Cowboy Bob Orton could beat Hulk Hogan.

Zack:Whatever.

Terri:Bozo The Clown could beat Hulk Hogan.

Zack:Maybe.

Terri:Mr.Furley could beat Hulk Hogan!

Zack:Who knows?They've never been in a match.

Jack:Fine.I give up on this part of the plan.

Terri:You should've told me that before I tore up his latest issue of his magazine.

Zack:.......Whatever.

(End Of Scene)

Jack: (points to a beautiful girl who walks by)Wow.Look at her.

Janet:She is beautiful.

Terri:I don't don't think she's all that9Janet kicks her)Ow!

Zack:I see you're trying to get me to feel love again.It won't work because I have no emotions.

Jack:That's it.I give up.

Janet:Me too.

Terri:Come back when you finally you're back to your real self(they leave)

Zack:Whatever.

Waitress:Good for you.I've also gave up on emotions and haven't had a sad day since then.Even when my husband left me.

Zack:I knew it was the right....you're husband?

Waitress:Yeah.He kicked me out and said I was too cold-hearted.I'm not even able to see my kids.I've been living in an sloppy one bedroom apartment,not able to keep a job or a man.Not even guys who are looking for one night stands aren't interested due to me showing no emotions.I may live alone for the rest of my life,but will never care since I haven't had a single sad day or happy day.Anyway good for you.Feelings are for suckers right?

Zack:I think I just came to my senses.(leaves)Jack!Girls!Wait up!

Mike The Bartender:You were married?

Waitress:No.Jack told me to tell him that story.

Mike The Bartender:How did he get you to do that?

Waitress:By talking Larry into giving me a refund for the car he sold me and fell apart.Talk about emotional.He was crying from while he was paying me back to when I left.

(End Of Scene)

Terri:It's good to have the old Zack back:

Janet:That's right.

Jack:You said it.

Zack:It's good to be back.Wait a minute.Did the WIld Samoans really break up?!

Jack:No.

Zack: (to Terri)Those poor animals. .Janet I'm sorry about your shirt,but you broke my favorite mug!(to Jack)And turned of the TV during the main event(to Terri)And ripped up my magazine!

Terri:Actually I bought you a new one.

Zack:And Hulk Hogan can beat Cowboy Bob Orton,Bozo The Clown,Mr.Furley,and your Daddys!Oh yeah!How do you like that for a come back?

Jack:Girls.

Janet:Yes Jack?

Jack: Do you remember the reason why we wanted Zack to go back to having emotions again?

Terri:Nope

END

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Because he is way more fun with them?