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obmary · 04-16-2002, 02:40 PM

What are the lyrics to the theme song for Harper Valley P.T.A.?

Little Dixie Carter · 04-17-2002, 07:49 PM

I'm gonna tell you all a story bout a Harper Valley widowed wife who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High. Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play, and she said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA. Well the note said Mrs. Johnson you're wearing your dresses way to high. It's reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and going wild. And we don't believe you oughta be a bringing up your little girl this way. And it was signed by the secratary Harper Valley PTA! Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon and they were sure suprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room. And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say. She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA! Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting thre and several times he's asked me for a date. And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away. And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secratary had to leave this town? And shouldn't Pritter Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down? Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cuz he stayed to long at Kelly's bar again. And smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin. And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit! Well this is just a Peyton Place and You're all Harper Valley hipporcrits! No I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way! The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA! The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA!

04-16-2002, 02:40 PM	#1
obmary Member First Time Poster Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 1	Harper Valley P.T.A. song What are the lyrics to the theme song for Harper Valley P.T.A.?

04-17-2002, 07:49 PM	#2
Little Dixie Carter Dixie Carter Is #1 Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 06, 2002 Location: United States Posts: 778	I'm gonna tell you all a story bout a Harper Valley widowed wife who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High. Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play, and she said Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA. Well the note said Mrs. Johnson you're wearing your dresses way to high. It's reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and going wild. And we don't believe you oughta be a bringing up your little girl this way. And it was signed by the secratary Harper Valley PTA! Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon and they were sure suprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini skirt into the room. And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say. She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA! Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting thre and several times he's asked me for a date. And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away. And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secratary had to leave this town? And shouldn't Pritter Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down? Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cuz he stayed to long at Kelly's bar again. And smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin. And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit! Well this is just a Peyton Place and You're all Harper Valley hipporcrits! No I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way! The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA! The day my momma socked it to the Harper Valley PTA!