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IllinoisTVFan · 04-21-2016, 12:50 AM

I just saw Magic Mike and it made me realize I like handsome men. However most of these guys are too young or don't want me for many reasons (they're gay, have relationships etc). Let's not forget there are more fatties than there are these men. I want a handsome man but I am a realist. So I think before I get married (whether I have a man or single)I want to go to a male revue. I want to pay a man to climb over me.

JSP · 04-21-2016, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

I want to pay a man to climb over me.

I don't think that would be too difficult to make happen, would it?

IllinoisTVFan · 04-21-2016, 01:06 AM

Well I want a handsome man to do so. I could find men willing to do so and men willing to have sex with me but they are uggo fatties.

JSP · 04-21-2016, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

Well I want a handsome man to do so. I could find men willing to do so and men willing to have sex with me but they are uggo fatties.

If you're paying, you can probably find something closer to what you're looking for. I can't imagine a former model such as yourself as you say are would have a hard time finding a man you consider attractive to "climb over" you, especially if you're willing to pay to make it happen.

IllinoisTVFan · 04-21-2016, 01:27 AM

Oh at a strip club I would have no problem. Strangely on dating sites all I attracted were ugly and fat men. It was gross. In real life I meet okay guys but none are handsome. The guy I am strangely attracted to is short, chubby and not cute.

JSP · 04-21-2016, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

Oh at a strip club I would have no problem. Strangely on dating sites all I attracted were ugly and fat men. It was gross. In real life I meet okay guys but none are handsome. The guy I am strangely attracted to is short, chubby and not cute.

I guess I misunderstood your post then. It seems from what you're saying is you want a very handsome man to fall in love with you. Very different from paying one to climb over you.

IllinoisTVFan · 04-21-2016, 01:33 AM

Well I'd like to marry a handsome man but doubt that will happen. However I would definitely go to a strip club to see a hot man. I think I would go on a bachelorette party and pay them to dance for me.

JSP · 04-21-2016, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

Well I'd like to marry a handsome man but doubt that will happen. However I would definitely go to a strip club to see a hot man. I think I would go on a bachelorette party and pay them to dance for me.

Okay, fine. But what's keeping you from going before you're engaged? I don't get that.

IllinoisTVFan · 04-21-2016, 01:42 AM

I might go but don't have women friends who would go. Maybe my divorced friend would. The closest male club is about 2 hours away. ETA: I found one closer but think it might be for gay men. Maybe they let in women.

JamesG · 04-21-2016, 08:16 AM

If you aren't currently committed to anyone then whatever you do can't be considering cheating.

As for whether or not it is... I say it's about whatever you and your partner agree on and are comfortable with.

I'm not too familiar w/ male-oriented strip clubs, but be prepared to go through a couple of hundred dollars at least. There's cover charge, overpriced drinks, tips, dances and VIP if preferred. I once spent over $600.00 one night.

Bonniegirl · 04-21-2016, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesG

If you aren't currently committed to anyone then whatever you do can't be considering cheating.

As for whether or not it is... I say it's about whatever you and your partner agree on and are comfortable with.

I'm not too familiar w/ male-oriented strip clubs, but be prepared to go through a couple of hundred dollars at least. There's cover charge, overpriced drinks, tips, dances and VIP if preferred. I once spent over $600.00 one night.

Holy cow!!!

600 dollars would get me new living room furniture!

Babalu · 04-21-2016, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

Strangely on dating sites all I attracted were ugly and fat men. It was gross. In real life I meet okay guys but none are handsome.

Do you ever wonder what they say about you?

shotzette · 04-21-2016, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by IllinoisTVFan

I just saw Magic Mike and it made me realize I like handsome men. However most of these guys are too young or don't want me for many reasons (they're gay, have relationships etc). Let's not forget there are more fatties than there are these men. I want a handsome man but I am a realist. So I think before I get married (whether I have a man or single)I want to go to a male revue. I want to pay a man to climb over me.

Magic Mike is only a movie. I've been to a few male clubs and bachelorette parties back in the day in and around DC. While most of the guys have great bodies, the faces aren't that great. When women go to clubs or see strippers, it's mostly just drunken giggling and a little embarrassment. It's not a great erotic experience. I'm sure the selection of performers is better in Vegas or L.A, just like it is for female strippers.

opus · 04-21-2016, 07:58 PM

The only contribution I'm willing to make here is don't bother with the Magic Mike sequel. Not that good.

Bonniegirl · 04-21-2016, 09:30 PM

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The only contribution I'm willing to make here is don't bother with the Magic Mike sequel. Not that good.

I only want to go if Opus & JamesG are the male strippers!

Just kidding!

I saw Magic Mike in the theatre a few years ago when it first came out! After the movie my friend and I were saying how Chip N Dales went out of business and we didn't even know of any male strip joints around anymore?

And we live in a big city! I guess now it's just male dancers for women's private parties more ! Or male strippers catering to gay men and gay bars! I think it would be fun to be with the girls, drinking ,whooping it up at a bachelorette party and in comes the hot guys!

But to me it's not as much fun having a guy on top of me if he's doing it for money! I want a man on me cause I'm turning him on and he thinks I'm hot and I'm not paying him.

Like in my younger days. Good looking hot guys were a dime a dozen, didn't need paid dancers to have a good looking guy want to climb on me! So being older, weight gain, married, basically not being hot as I used to be, it would lose something and not be as exciting Knowing the hot young guy was only with me cause he was getting paid!

That IMO is how a lot of women must feel, and that's why male strip clubs for women aren't popular like female strip clubs! Being realistic, I have the old goat at home and if I didn't have him anymore, I'd have to settle for another old goat, maybe a little chubby, receding hairline, grey hair, wrinkled, flabbier muscles, not as exciting as a young hot guy but it is what it is! .But at least they would want me and I wouldn't have to pay to have them on me!

And James saying that a strip club can cost as much as 600 dollars, I couldn't spend that kind of money!

04-21-2016, 12:50 AM	#1
IllinoisTVFan Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 22, 2011 Location: South of Chicago Posts: 4,072	Going to strip club cheating? I just saw Magic Mike and it made me realize I like handsome men. However most of these guys are too young or don't want me for many reasons (they're gay, have relationships etc). Let's not forget there are more fatties than there are these men. I want a handsome man but I am a realist. So I think before I get married (whether I have a man or single)I want to go to a male revue. I want to pay a man to climb over me.

04-21-2016, 01:06 AM	#3
IllinoisTVFan Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 22, 2011 Location: South of Chicago Posts: 4,072	Well I want a handsome man to do so. I could find men willing to do so and men willing to have sex with me but they are uggo fatties.

04-21-2016, 01:27 AM	#5
IllinoisTVFan Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 22, 2011 Location: South of Chicago Posts: 4,072	Oh at a strip club I would have no problem. Strangely on dating sites all I attracted were ugly and fat men. It was gross. In real life I meet okay guys but none are handsome. The guy I am strangely attracted to is short, chubby and not cute.

04-21-2016, 01:33 AM	#7
IllinoisTVFan Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 22, 2011 Location: South of Chicago Posts: 4,072	Well I'd like to marry a handsome man but doubt that will happen. However I would definitely go to a strip club to see a hot man. I think I would go on a bachelorette party and pay them to dance for me.

04-21-2016, 01:42 AM	#9
IllinoisTVFan Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jan 22, 2011 Location: South of Chicago Posts: 4,072	I might go but don't have women friends who would go. Maybe my divorced friend would. The closest male club is about 2 hours away. ETA: I found one closer but think it might be for gay men. Maybe they let in women.

04-21-2016, 08:16 AM	#10
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,075	If you aren't currently committed to anyone then whatever you do can't be considering cheating. As for whether or not it is... I say it's about whatever you and your partner agree on and are comfortable with. I'm not too familiar w/ male-oriented strip clubs, but be prepared to go through a couple of hundred dollars at least. There's cover charge, overpriced drinks, tips, dances and VIP if preferred. I once spent over $600.00 one night.

04-21-2016, 07:58 PM	#14
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,319	The only contribution I'm willing to make here is don't bother with the Magic Mike sequel. Not that good.