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Old 04-15-2002, 10:19 PM   #1
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Default "Fans of SFPD" a ff by Kate McCafferty and I

Whitney: *Sits in the bushes outside of Nancy McKeon's house* Can we go in yet?
" We have to wait till she turns the other way, Aeysha replied
Whitney: Oh...well tell me when, I can't see the window from here.
"Ok now! no wait....nevermind."
Whitney: *Sighs* Okay well the later the better. Another six hours and Bonnie will be asleep...then it will be very easy to get in. *Evil laughter*
"Ok now" *we both stand up and crank on the window it pops open nancy walks back in! we run! Whitney: *Runs* Where are we going?!?!
anywhere but here, Aeysha replied
Whitney: *Runs* How about that car...*Sees a NICE car nearby*
"Ok" * Quickly hotwire and jump in bonnie runs after u" hey thats mine!"
Whitney: Oh cool its hers!! *Grins and driiiives
"Wonder if she'll autograph it?" Aeysha said as she turns around to view bonnie calling the sfpd (LOL)
Whitney:That would be so cool!!
"Sorry to break it too ya Witt but Nanc is out by her and their both calling police we gotta ditch the car.."
Whitney: Aaww shucks. Okay ditch and run?
"Yeah we gotta get a little further"
Whitney: Okay...wait so what's the plan? *Laughs*
"I still have our one-way tickets to New Mexico just incase theres an airport up here"
Whitney: Ooh lets gothere!
Kate McCafferty: Kate: *Comes into the main office* I just got a call. Two girls tried to break into Nancy McKeon's house. I called and had all planes held. If they try and board we'll have them.
"Uh cap it looks like one already took off" Jinny said Jinny picked up a phone "I'm calling the airlines right now and telling them to hold the girls" "Ok airlines this is SFPD we have 2 suspects who boarded your plane B-54 airline they are between 13-17 whereing camofloauge jackets"
CD: *Laughs* I'm glad I'm not famous...I'd hate to have stalkers like that.
Kate: So would I. *Goes back in her office*
"Cap said Nancy Mckeon right? maybe i'll meet her!" Jinny said "Jinny are you a Nancy Fan?" Nate asked "And proud of it JInny replies "Don't forget Bonnie Bedelia they stole her car" Nate replied Kate came out hearing what Nate said
Kate: They stole Bonnie Bedelia's car?!?!
: "Yeah just came in"Nate replied
Kate: I talked toNancy McKeon....you thinkI"ll get totalk to Bonnie Bedelia?
"ooo we found the caps secret weak spot" Jinny replied
Kate: *Coughs* Weak spot?
Magda: *Laughs*
Oh, come-on cap addmit" Jinny said
Nate smirked
Kate: Admit what?
CD: That you'rea Bonnie Bedelia fan.
The phone rang Jinny picked up
Raina: *Walks in* What's everybody talking about?
Magda:Nancy McKeon and Bonnie Bedelia
Raina: NANCYMCKEON? WHERE?!
Kate:WHO'S ON THE PHONE?
Exstead? smart one (laughs) no i think it's very serious"
CD: Who's she talking to?
"The air guy says the girls jumped in parachutes!"
Kate: Parachutes? We lost them.
"that means i get to meet Nancy for a scetch" jInny said "And shes hot' Nate added CD elbowed him
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Old 04-15-2002, 10:25 PM   #2
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weird.................. MORE PLEASE!
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Old 04-15-2002, 10:26 PM   #3
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that is hillarious!! more
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Old 04-16-2002, 02:37 PM   #4
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Post more!! This is HILARIOUS!!! A little strange,but Hilarious!!
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very strange but add more soon~!
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Old 04-16-2002, 03:35 PM   #6
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This is...different...*shrugs*...post more!
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: Kate: Wait...Bonnie Bedelia saw them...that means THAT MEANS SHE'LL BE HERE TOO!!
Kate McCafferty: (im magda, nate, and cd right? and kate and whitney?)
Kate McCafferty: (wait not nate, raina)
Exstead: ya
Kate McCafferty: (k)
Exstead: go head
Kate McCafferty: i did
Kate McCafferty: Kate: Wait...Bonnie Bedelia saw them...that means THAT MEANS SHE'LL BE HERE TOO!!
Exstead: "You just figured that out cap? i knew nanc was comin a while back" Jinny replied

Kate McCafferty: Kate: *Sips her coffee before she says anything she regrets*
CD: Well there goes your bonus this Christmas, Jinny. *Laughs*
Exstead: "Dont get much of one anyway!" Glares at kate but jokeingly
Kate McCafferty: Kate: *Glares back the same way*
Exstead: "I'm expecting a raise or i'll mention it on the camera the tv reporters use to follow nanc and bonnie around"
Kate McCafferty: Kate: You wouldn't dare!
Exstead: "Cap i thought you knew me better than that" JInny shot back while cd and mag sat back to watch
Kate McCafferty: Kate: Well then. *Goes into her office*
Kate McCafferty: CD: Aww come on!
Exstead: "so cap am i gonna televise or not?" jinny asked sarcastically
Kate McCafferty: Kate: *Sarcastically* Whatever floats your boat Jinny.
Exstead: "my boat used to be easily floated" Jinny replied
Magda looked at her in concern
"No Mag I am Not gonna drink!"
Magda: Good.
Kate: *Works at her desk*
Bonnie: *Enters with Nancy8
Kate McCafferty: Raina: *Screams*
Exstead: "hey nancy big fan" Jinny said coming up and shaking her hand but not stopping
Kate McCafferty: Bonnie: *Watches*
Kate: *Comes out of her office, sees Bonnie, and faints*
Magda:Looks like someone's star struck.
Exstead: "Oh sorry" Jinny corrects herself "How's it goin Bonnie?" She said while elbowing Magda
Kate McCafferty: Kate: *Gets up, shoves aside Jinny and hugs Bonnie*
Kate McCafferty: Bonnie: *Laughs* Going good...how bout you?
Kate McCafferty: Magda:OUCH!
Exstead: "Good Captain Captain" Jinny said pulling the cap away
Kate McCafferty: Kate: What do you think you're doing?!
Exstead: "So Inspector Exstead?"
"Jinny"Jinny corrects
"Jinnynice to meet you"
"Oh sit diwn sit diwn"Jinny said taking mags chair
Kate McCafferty: Magda: Geez.
Bonnie: What's your name?
Kate: *Totally forgot*
CD: Kate McCafferty.
Kate: Where?
CD: You!
Kate: Right! *Grabs her chair and runs it back to where Bonnie is* Have a seat.
Bonnie: Okay...thanks. *Sits*
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This has got 2 be the funniest thing i have ever read!
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Old 04-27-2002, 11:00 AM   #10
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OMG!!!!!!!!!! P-O-S-T M-O-R-E!!!!!!!!!!!





(This is what I used to do with Whitney....)
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Old 04-27-2002, 05:23 PM   #11
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Yoohoo?? Where are you?????
Do ya ever plan on posting more????
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This is the funniest thing that I have ever read! It's so awesome! You gotta post more soon!
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