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opus · 02-27-2016, 03:14 PM

It's just a song, but in this episode should Barbara really be singing one that has the line "If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when you're dead"

Bonniegirl · 02-29-2016, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by opus

It's just a song, but in this episode should Barbara really be singing one that has the line "If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when you're dead"

I didn't catch that!

But Mark only was in the "Duke of Earl "number correct? And Max was in that, and also the "Love and marriage" duet with Julie! Why did Max get two performances and Mark only got one? And only a back ground act at that!

opus · 02-29-2016, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

I didn't catch that!

Be a clown lyrics. Dentist death is 8 lines in:

Be a clown, be a clown
All the world loves a clown
Act the fool, play the calf
And you'll always have the last laugh

Wear the cap and the bells
And you'll rate all the great swells
If you become a doctor, folks will face you with dread
If you become a dentist, they will be glad when you're dead
You get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

Be a clown, be a clown
All the world loves a clown
Be a crazy buffoon
And the 'demoiselles will all swoon

Dress in huge baggy pants
And you'll ride the road to romance
A butcher or a baker, ladies never embrace
A barber for a beau would be a social disgrace
But they'll come to call if you can fall on your face
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

Be a clown, be a clown
All the world loves a clown
Be the poor silly ass
And you'll always travel first class

Give 'em quips, give 'em fun
And they'll pay to say you're A-one
If you become a farmer, you've the weather to buck
If become a gambler you'll be struck with your luck
But Jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck
Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

Torgo · 03-01-2016, 12:26 AM

I was walking on the ground.
I didn't make a sound,
then I turned around,
and I saw a clown.
Had a frown.
Stood on a mound.
Started barking like a hound.

huh her ha hur ur
Clowny clown clown.

When I came to what I found,
he showed me something that was brown,
so we became great friends and
late in life, he got sick...
I gave him some soup, but he got
worse and asked for its purse.
It got it, but it was empty,
so it cried a plenty.
I wondered what to do.
I didn't know what to think,
so I got a drink.

And then I showed it
something that was round,
and it died, smiled,
and fell on the ground.

Clowny clown clown

Thinking back about those days
with the clown,
I get teary-eyed and really snide.
I think that deep down,
I hated that clown,
but not as much as Mr. Farr,
I'm going to go smoke a cigar.

Clowny clown clown.

I was walking on the ground,
I didn't make a sound
and then I turned around --
I saw a clown.

Clown.
Clowny Clown Clown.

HAHA!
I hate you clown.
Your ugly frown.
Smiley lips.
Think I'll clip you across the nose, clown.
Haha.
Want a cigar?
It'll get you real far haha
like Mr.Farr..get it?
Haha Mr.Farr?

Clown.
Clown.

(Coughs) See what a cigar'll do? HEHE!

Clown.
Ugly Clown.

-Crispen Hellion Glover

opus · 03-01-2016, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torgo

I was walking on the ground.
I didn't make a sound,
then I turned around,
and I saw a clown.
Had a frown.
Stood on a mound.
Started barking like a hound.

huh her ha hur ur
Clowny clown clown.

When I came to what I found,
he showed me something that was brown,
so we became great friends and
late in life, he got sick...
I gave him some soup, but he got
worse and asked for its purse.
It got it, but it was empty,
so it cried a plenty.
I wondered what to do.
I didn't know what to think,
so I got a drink.

And then I showed it
something that was round,
and it died, smiled,
and fell on the ground.

Clowny clown clown

Thinking back about those days
with the clown,
I get teary-eyed and really snide.
I think that deep down,
I hated that clown,
but not as much as Mr. Farr,
I'm going to go smoke a cigar.

Clowny clown clown.

I was walking on the ground,
I didn't make a sound
and then I turned around --
I saw a clown.

Clown.
Clowny Clown Clown.

HAHA!
I hate you clown.
Your ugly frown.
Smiley lips.
Think I'll clip you across the nose, clown.
Haha.
Want a cigar?
It'll get you real far haha
like Mr.Farr..get it?
Haha Mr.Farr?

Clown.
Clown.

(Coughs) See what a cigar'll do? HEHE!

Clown.
Ugly Clown.

-Crispen Hellion Glover

I Youtubed it. You owe me 3 minutes of my life back.

Torgo · 03-01-2016, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by opus

I Youtubed it. You owe me 3 minutes of my life back.

You're welcome.

mets82 · 03-01-2016, 03:39 PM

I usually skip the talent show episodes. Just dont like them.

02-27-2016, 03:14 PM	#1
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 33,052	Orville and Emily Strike Back It's just a song, but in this episode should Barbara really be singing one that has the line "If you become a dentist, they'll be glad when you're dead"
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03-01-2016, 12:26 AM	#4
Torgo Omaha & Fritz Forum Star Join Date: Mar 06, 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 19,060	I was walking on the ground. I didn't make a sound, then I turned around, and I saw a clown. Had a frown. Stood on a mound. Started barking like a hound. huh her ha hur ur Clowny clown clown. When I came to what I found, he showed me something that was brown, so we became great friends and late in life, he got sick... I gave him some soup, but he got worse and asked for its purse. It got it, but it was empty, so it cried a plenty. I wondered what to do. I didn't know what to think, so I got a drink. And then I showed it something that was round, and it died, smiled, and fell on the ground. Clowny clown clown Thinking back about those days with the clown, I get teary-eyed and really snide. I think that deep down, I hated that clown, but not as much as Mr. Farr, I'm going to go smoke a cigar. Clowny clown clown. I was walking on the ground, I didn't make a sound and then I turned around -- I saw a clown. Clown. Clowny Clown Clown. HAHA! I hate you clown. Your ugly frown. Smiley lips. Think I'll clip you across the nose, clown. Haha. Want a cigar? It'll get you real far haha like Mr.Farr..get it? Haha Mr.Farr? Clown. Clown. (Coughs) See what a cigar'll do? HEHE! Clown. Ugly Clown. -Crispen Hellion Glover
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03-01-2016, 03:39 PM	#7
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