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Old 04-08-2002, 09:27 PM   #1
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Default Ozzy Osbourne?? How did he almost die???

Does anyone know how Ozzy Osbourne almost died??? I just saw previews for Extra tomorrow and he said I dont know how I'm still here or something like that. I cant wait until tomorrow to know!! Any ideas??
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I dunno. I was watching The Osbournes the other day... the one where Kelly got a tattoo... and Ozzy was talking about how one of his got infected and how his arm swelled up like a beach ball. That's the only bad thing... physically... I've heard about him. I dunno then.. I'll have to watch that tomorrow!
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I don't know either. Those tabloid shows will like get u all excited & interested & then it turns out to be nuthin! I really like The Osbourne's show because I think they are funny! My family would get right along w/ them! LOl Well, I don't know, maybe something did almost kill Ozzy. Anyone notice the way he shuffles around his house & the way his eyes look? I thought maybe he was just burnt-out! He seems like a good dad tho.
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My guess:

Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll.

He might very well simply be referring to the lifestyle of a rock star. He (as are others in the business) is probably amazed that he survived all the abuse he subjected himself to.

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In the previews for the ep tommorrow night of The Osbournes, Ozzy sounds really weird. You cant make out a word he's saying.. he's just slurring a bunch of words. Who knows maybe he was just drunk or something.
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In the previews for the ep tommorrow night of The Osbournes, Ozzy sounds really weird. You cant make out a word he's saying.. he's just slurring a bunch of words. Who knows maybe he was just drunk or something.
Ozzy's clean now - he hasn't taken a drink or done drugs in years. He always slurs like that when he talks!
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Ozzy's clean now - he hasn't taken a drink or done drugs in years. He always slurs like that when he talks!
Yes, LOL.

OMG! Was this recent?! He almost died?! I only remember seeing when he bit a head off a real bat and had to be tested. I didnt know this! IM SUPPOSED TO BE OBSESSED PEOPLE! LOL.
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Ozzy's clean now - he hasn't taken a drink or done drugs in years. He always slurs like that when he talks!

No, this wasnt his normal slurring. If you saw the preview you would think something is wrong with him... you couldnt make out a single word.. he wasnt speaking in sentences.. just jibberish. I know he talks funny all the time but this wasnt his normal talking funny.
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Ozzy was one of the hardest drinking men in Rock and Roll, not to mention the enormous amout of drug abuse, and his trembling hands and slurred speech are a result of that, so I'm sure his party lifestyle brought him close to death a bunch of times.

With all the attention he's getting on MTV, I'm sure VH1 will be rerunning their "Behind The Music" episode about him which recalls his lengendary exploits (biting the head off a dead bat - he was so wasted, he thought someone threw a rubber one on stage; urinating on the Alamo in Texas - he's still banned from that state) so be sure to keep an eye out for it.

Still, he seems like a very reasonable Dad.
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Alrighty they said something about a crash 20 years ago. I didnt hear the whole thing.


And he doesnt drink or do drugs anymore! He's on prozac or something.
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Well I know Osbourne's guitarist died in a plane crash in 1982. Maybe Ozzy was on the plane too.
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Isn't it so sad that I have yet to figure out who in Christ's name Ozzy Osbourne actually is?!
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In about an hour a new episode of "The Osbournes" comes on.Watch it and you'll know who he is.The Osbournes are very wacky!!!!Sharon and Kelly are partners in crime,Jack is a loner and good ole' Ozzy keeps the family laughing!
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In about an hour a new episode of "The Osbournes" comes on.Watch it and you'll know who he is.The Osbournes are very wacky!!!!Sharon and Kelly are partners in crime,Jack is a loner and good ole' Ozzy keeps the family laughing!
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Well I know Osbourne's guitarist died in a plane crash in 1982. Maybe Ozzy was on the plane too.
Okay, now I remember what they must have been talking about.
Ozzy's guitarist Randy Rhodes was flying in a small passenger plane dangerously low, and the plane crashed, very close to either a house or a tour bus where Ozzy was just sleeping in.
Truly a near death experience.
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