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AB · 01-10-2016, 07:10 PM

List your favorite quotes & lines.

Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.
Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

AB · 01-10-2016, 07:11 PM

Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her?
Laverne: A lot more than most mothers!

AB · 01-10-2016, 07:12 PM

A Big Rosie quote:

Gumdrops · 01-10-2016, 08:18 PM

Lenny: "Me and Squiggy flipped a coin… to decide which of us would volunteer to be your husband."
Laverne: "Aw, and you lost, huh?"
Lenny: "No, I won."

How sweet was Lenny in that scene? I'm a sucker for stuff like that.

Ohio8 · 01-25-2016, 09:59 PM

Laverne (to Shirley): "That lady's cruisin' for a bruisin'."

Vivian: "Well I never."
Shirley: "It shows, honey."

AB · 01-26-2016, 05:47 PM

Shirley: I treat my body like a temple, Laverne. You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.

AB · 02-10-2016, 05:55 PM

A Big Rosie quote:

Ohio8 · 06-03-2017, 09:27 PM

Squiggy: (To Lenny)"Does the name 'Joey Heatherton' ring a bell?"
Lenny: "Every one I own."

MA · 08-11-2017, 03:01 PM

"Hello"

Lenny and Squiggy

MA · 06-18-2018, 09:29 PM

Squiggy: Can we borrow your sheets?

Laverne De Fazio: Oh God, no.

Shirley Feeney: Why do you wanna borrow our sheets?

Squiggy: Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them.

Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line.

Laverne De Fazio: What's the matter with your own sheets?

Squiggy: They're hard.

[Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]

Ohio8 · 06-29-2018, 05:50 PM

Shirley: (to Laverne)"There is no reason on Earth why Prince Charming cannot walk through our front door."
Squiggy: (enters)"Hello."

Ohio8 · 06-29-2018, 05:53 PM

Laverne: (to Shirley)"And there is nothing in this place that will make me sick."
Squiggy: (walks by with Lenny)"Hello, girls."

MA · 06-29-2018, 06:04 PM

Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again?

Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face.

Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!

Babalu · 06-29-2018, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikaelaArsenault

Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!

Speak for yourself!

MA · 06-29-2018, 06:43 PM

Carmine Ragusa: I once met Eddie Fisher!

Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart?

Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!

01-10-2016, 07:10 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Laverne & Shirley favorite quotes & lines List your favorite quotes & lines. Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own. Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.

01-10-2016, 07:12 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Big Rosie quote: Attached Images

01-25-2016, 09:59 PM	#5
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Laverne (to Shirley): "That lady's cruisin' for a bruisin'." Vivian: "Well I never." Shirley: "It shows, honey."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

02-10-2016, 05:55 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Big Rosie quote: Attached Images

06-03-2017, 09:27 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Squiggy: (To Lenny)"Does the name 'Joey Heatherton' ring a bell?" Lenny: "Every one I own."
	Last edited by Ohio8; 01-09-2021 at 11:54 PM.

01-10-2016, 07:11 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Shirley: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, "Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake"... what can I tell her? Laverne: A lot more than most mothers!

01-10-2016, 08:18 PM	#4
Gumdrops Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 17, 2011 Location: USA Posts: 63	Lenny: "Me and Squiggy flipped a coin… to decide which of us would volunteer to be your husband." Laverne: "Aw, and you lost, huh?" Lenny: "No, I won." How sweet was Lenny in that scene? I'm a sucker for stuff like that.

01-26-2016, 05:47 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Shirley: I treat my body like a temple, Laverne. You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.

08-11-2017, 03:01 PM	#9
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	"Hello" Lenny and Squiggy
	__________________ ~-Mikaela-~

06-18-2018, 09:29 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Squiggy: Can we borrow your sheets? Laverne De Fazio: Oh God, no. Shirley Feeney: Why do you wanna borrow our sheets? Squiggy: Well, we have a couple of gorgeous chickaroonies coming over tonight for dinner and crackers, and we kind of like to get to first base with them. Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: We figure some clean sheets will bring 'em over the old goal line. Laverne De Fazio: What's the matter with your own sheets? Squiggy: They're hard. [Laverne and Shirley show shocked and disgusted reactions]

06-29-2018, 05:50 PM	#11
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Shirley: (to Laverne)"There is no reason on Earth why Prince Charming cannot walk through our front door." Squiggy: (enters)"Hello."

06-29-2018, 05:53 PM	#12
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Laverne: (to Shirley)"And there is nothing in this place that will make me sick." Squiggy: (walks by with Lenny)"Hello, girls."

06-29-2018, 06:04 PM	#13
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Shirley Feeney: What did you call that woman again? Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face. Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit!

06-29-2018, 06:43 PM	#15
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Carmine Ragusa: I once met Eddie Fisher! Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart? Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it!