Sitcom Family Feud 5 (Full House) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

MrCleveland · 11-01-2015, 04:43 PM

I kinda wanted to make a new one. I was going to do The Warners vs Huxtables, but that me be a little controversial, so...

Announcer: It's Time Once Again For Sitcom Family Feud! With Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson!

Richard: Thank You, Thank You! We have a wonderful game today and back again is The Warners!

Tony, Helen, Paul, Dustin, Margaret, Craig, and John enter.

Richard: Well, is it me or did the family multiply?

Tony: No Dick, Craig finally got to play with us.

Richard: Would You Please NOT Call Me Dick! So Tony, What's Going On In Your Life?

Tony: I Became a Manager at That Job I'm At, So now I can come to the site when I can. Heh-heh...come!

Richard: It seems you find that word funny!

Tony: I do, and now The Ruby Tuesdays made an album. Now we're going to have an Animals Tribute Band called The Sky Pilots.

Richard: Does that appeal to you?

Tony: Not At All!

Richard: Moving On...Helen, Still Working And All That?

Helen: Yes I Am.

Richard: And Paul...Still Living The Low Life?

Paul: Yes, I Might As Well Live At My Workplace Since All They Do Is Take Advantage Of Me.

Richard: Okay...Next Up Is Dustin. Anything New?

Dustin: My Girlfriend I think dumped me! But oh well...

Richard: Maybe we can go out and find a lady. I met one who's half my age and yeah...so let's move to Margaret.

Margaret: I have a new job, my daughters are in preschool, so things are okay.

Richard: And this is...

Craig: Craig Liszt, Margaret's Husband! I work at the Gold Nugget in Bertstown and I think I saw you more than once.

Richard: I like to play a few craps once in awhile.

Tony Laughs

Richard: What Now?

Tony: You Said "Craps"!

Richard: And Finally...John-Paul Warner.

John: I'm still the mayor of Bertstown and maybe soon the Governor of Ohio or something like that.

Richard: Well, don't get too cocky.

John: I won't.

Richard: And now for the competitors, from San Francisco California...The Tanner Family!

Danny Tanner, Jesse Katsopolis, Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis, Joey Gladstone, Donna Jo Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, and Michelle Tanner enter.

Richard: So...you must be Daniel Tanner.

Danny: You can call me Danny Tanner. I'm the host of Wake Up, San Francisco. It's a real good show.

Richard: I'm sure of that. Here we have your brother-in-law Jesse Cougar?

Jesse: It's Jesse Katsopolis.

Richard: And you are a musician, right?

Jesse: Yeah I used to be in The Rippers, but they fired me.

Richard: (Pats Jesse on the back and accidently touches his hair) I'm sure you'll find a better gig.

Jesse: Hey...Watch The Hair!

Richard: Oh...Sorry...Next up we have Rebecca Donaldson, be okay if we hug?

Rebecca: Oh sure.

Richard and Rebecca hug.

Jesse: Rick, Rick, that's enough! That's my wife!

Richard: Sorry...but what do you do Rebecca?

Rebecca: I'm the co-host of Wake Up, San Francisco and I two twin boys Nicky and Alex.

Richard: Where are they?

Rebecca: They're being baby-sat with Kimmy Gibbler.

Jesse: I still think that was a bad idea.

Richard: Well, are you a member of the Tanner family, Joey?

Joey: No I'm a good friend of Danny...I'm Joey Gladstone and I have a show too with a woodchuck named Mr. Woodchuck. (Starts his imitation) Richard, I really wood like to see you sometime on my show, that really...wood...make my day!

Richard: Well, if I can't make it to your show, I'll bring a wood figure of myself! Up next, we have the eldest Tanner daughter, Donna Jo Tanner.

DJ: You can call me DJ, almost everyone does.

Richard: Okay DJ, you're now starting college.

DJ: Yep, Stanford University.

Richard: Let me give you a hug.

DJ and Richard hug.

Richard: I hope that was okay.

DJ: It was.

Richard: Up next, we have the middle child Stephanie.

Stephanie: I'm about to start Middle School.

Richard: Seems ironic, and now we get to the youngest daughter Michelle Tanner!

Michelle: I'm Michelle, yes. Can we start the show so I can do other things?

Stephanie: Michelle...How Rude!

Richard: Okay, let's start the feud!

Danny Tanner and Tony Warner step-up to the main podium where Richard is at.

Richard: Okay, 100 people surveyed this question here, there's eight questions on the board. Name A Beach Boys Song!

Tony: Do It Again!

Tony starts snickering.

Richard: I don't think I wanna know, but let's Do It Again!

BUZZ!

Tony: (Stops Laughing) WHAT?!

Richard: Looks like it's not that popular. Okay Danny, Name a Beach Boys Song!

Danny: Good Vibrations! It's a good song with the melodies and that synthesizer...

Richard: Okay, you don't have to analyze the song! Is she giving us Good Vibrations?

16 People said "Good Vibrations", It's the #3 Answer.

Richard: Well Done! So Danny, are you going to play or pass?

Danny: For Jesse...we will play!

Tony: And I Just Passed! Ooh...I had some Rice-a-Roni...the San Francisco Treat!

Danny: That's just gross...

Richard walks by the Tanner's booth.

Richard: He does that every time...I wish he could keep it in or do that when I'm not around. Okay Jesse, Name A Beach Boys Song!

Jesse: I was in their video called "Kokomo", so my answer will be Kokomo!

Richard: Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Take Me Down To Kokomo Indiana!

17 People answered "Kokomo", making it the #2 Answer.

Richard: Not Bad...now Becky, Name A Beach Boys Song!

Rebecca: I loved this song called "California Girls". I wish I could be one...and I am!

Richard: Like Becky, could we wish they all be California Girls?

10 People answered "California Girls".

Richard: Good Choice! Now Joey...Name A Beach Boys Song!

Joey: (Imitating a Surfer) They talk about surfing, dude so why not "Surf's Up"?

Richard: So, could we have Columnated Ruins Domino?

1 Person answered "Surf's Up".

Joey: (As Surfer) Gnarly!

Richard: Please refrain from those bogus imitations...now DJ...Name A Beach Boys Song...

DJ: I loved this song ever since I was a kid..."I Get Around"!

Richard: So...Do We Get Around With Our Kind Of Town?

25 people answered "I Get Around", making it the #1 Answer.

Richard: Very Good! The #1 Answer! Now Stephanie, Name A Beach Boys Song!

Stephanie: Fun...I think that's the song. It's about fun and t-birds?

Richard: Well...will you have Fun Fun Fun till your daddy takes the T-Bird away?

Stephanie: I can't drive yet...I even broke the house with a car.

Richard: No matter...let's see...

14 People said "Fun Fun Fun".

Richard: I may buy you a T-Bird on your 16th Birthday. Now, let's meet with the youngin' Michelle. Name A Beach Boys Song.

Michelle: Little Old Lady?

Richard: From Pasadena?

Michelle: I Think So...I Haven't Heard Much Of Their Songs.

Richard: Is There A Little Old Lady From Pasadena?

BUZZ

Richard: I didn't think so...now let's see if The Warners can steal the points?

The Warners argue what Beach Boys Song should be the steal, "Help Me Rhonda" or "God Only Knows".

Paul: Would You Listen To Me For A Second? It Should Be "God Only Knows"! Even Paul Mccartney thought the song was great!

Tony: Okay...we'll go with Paul's answer and go with...Help Me Rhonda! Really Rhonda...Help Me!

Helen: Oh Tony!

Richard: Well...Help Me Rhonda, Get Her Out Of My Heart!

15 People answered "Help Me Rhonda".

Richard: What was the #7 Answer?

2 People said "God Only Knows".

Audience: God Only Knows!

Richard: Well Tanner Family...looks like it's time to say goodbye.

Jesse: I even know that "Little Old Lady From Pasadena" originally wasn't a Beach Boys Song.

Michelle starts pouting.

Danny: Michelle, stop pouting and let's go home.

Richard: Well, The Warner Family Wins Again! Now...Who's Going To Play Fast Money?

The Warners Except Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul Is!

Paul walks up to Richard Dawson.

Paul: Looks like I have To Save The World Again!

Dustin: Paul, You're NOT Saving The World!

Richard: Yeah, you may actually give us some good answers now I'm going to give you five questions and if you give me something that our survey said you'll win $20,000. Let's begin.

:15 Is Seen.

Richard: Name A Brand Of Gum.

Paul: Chicklets.

BUZZ

Richard: Name A Bird that Doesn't Fly.

Paul: Rhea.

BUZZ

Richard: Name A Peanuts Character.

Paul: Olaf.

BUZZ

Richard: Name A Kitchen Electronic.

Paul: Crock Pot.

BUZZ

Richard: Name An Asian Country.

Paul: Bhutan.

BUZZ

Richard: Well...again...interesting answers, but no money. But don't feel bad, you get to come back again to play Sitcom Family Feud! I'm Richard Dawson...good night!

11-01-2015, 04:43 PM	#1
MrCleveland Drew Carey from Hell Forum Star Join Date: Nov 10, 2007 Location: The City of Cleveland, in The State of Cleveland, in The United States of Cleveland Posts: 14,234	Sitcom Family Feud 5 (Full House) I kinda wanted to make a new one. I was going to do The Warners vs Huxtables, but that me be a little controversial, so... Announcer: It's Time Once Again For Sitcom Family Feud! With Your Host...The Ghost Of Richard Dawson! Richard: Thank You, Thank You! We have a wonderful game today and back again is The Warners! Tony, Helen, Paul, Dustin, Margaret, Craig, and John enter. Richard: Well, is it me or did the family multiply? Tony: No Dick, Craig finally got to play with us. Richard: Would You Please NOT Call Me Dick! So Tony, What's Going On In Your Life? Tony: I Became a Manager at That Job I'm At, So now I can come to the site when I can. Heh-heh...come! Richard: It seems you find that word funny! Tony: I do, and now The Ruby Tuesdays made an album. Now we're going to have an Animals Tribute Band called The Sky Pilots. Richard: Does that appeal to you? Tony: Not At All! Richard: Moving On...Helen, Still Working And All That? Helen: Yes I Am. Richard: And Paul...Still Living The Low Life? Paul: Yes, I Might As Well Live At My Workplace Since All They Do Is Take Advantage Of Me. Richard: Okay...Next Up Is Dustin. Anything New? Dustin: My Girlfriend I think dumped me! But oh well... Richard: Maybe we can go out and find a lady. I met one who's half my age and yeah...so let's move to Margaret. Margaret: I have a new job, my daughters are in preschool, so things are okay. Richard: And this is... Craig: Craig Liszt, Margaret's Husband! I work at the Gold Nugget in Bertstown and I think I saw you more than once. Richard: I like to play a few craps once in awhile. Tony Laughs Richard: What Now? Tony: You Said "Craps"! Richard: And Finally...John-Paul Warner. John: I'm still the mayor of Bertstown and maybe soon the Governor of Ohio or something like that. Richard: Well, don't get too cocky. John: I won't. Richard: And now for the competitors, from San Francisco California...The Tanner Family! Danny Tanner, Jesse Katsopolis, Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis, Joey Gladstone, Donna Jo Tanner, Stephanie Tanner, and Michelle Tanner enter. Richard: So...you must be Daniel Tanner. Danny: You can call me Danny Tanner. I'm the host of Wake Up, San Francisco. It's a real good show. Richard: I'm sure of that. Here we have your brother-in-law Jesse Cougar? Jesse: It's Jesse Katsopolis. Richard: And you are a musician, right? Jesse: Yeah I used to be in The Rippers, but they fired me. Richard: (Pats Jesse on the back and accidently touches his hair) I'm sure you'll find a better gig. Jesse: Hey...Watch The Hair! Richard: Oh...Sorry...Next up we have Rebecca Donaldson, be okay if we hug? Rebecca: Oh sure. Richard and Rebecca hug. Jesse: Rick, Rick, that's enough! That's my wife! Richard: Sorry...but what do you do Rebecca? Rebecca: I'm the co-host of Wake Up, San Francisco and I two twin boys Nicky and Alex. Richard: Where are they? Rebecca: They're being baby-sat with Kimmy Gibbler. Jesse: I still think that was a bad idea. Richard: Well, are you a member of the Tanner family, Joey? Joey: No I'm a good friend of Danny...I'm Joey Gladstone and I have a show too with a woodchuck named Mr. Woodchuck. (Starts his imitation) Richard, I really wood like to see you sometime on my show, that really...wood...make my day! Richard: Well, if I can't make it to your show, I'll bring a wood figure of myself! Up next, we have the eldest Tanner daughter, Donna Jo Tanner. DJ: You can call me DJ, almost everyone does. Richard: Okay DJ, you're now starting college. DJ: Yep, Stanford University. Richard: Let me give you a hug. DJ and Richard hug. Richard: I hope that was okay. DJ: It was. Richard: Up next, we have the middle child Stephanie. Stephanie: I'm about to start Middle School. Richard: Seems ironic, and now we get to the youngest daughter Michelle Tanner! Michelle: I'm Michelle, yes. Can we start the show so I can do other things? Stephanie: Michelle...How Rude! Richard: Okay, let's start the feud! Danny Tanner and Tony Warner step-up to the main podium where Richard is at. Richard: Okay, 100 people surveyed this question here, there's eight questions on the board. Name A Beach Boys Song! Tony: Do It Again! Tony starts snickering. Richard: I don't think I wanna know, but let's Do It Again! BUZZ! Tony: (Stops Laughing) WHAT?! Richard: Looks like it's not that popular. Okay Danny, Name a Beach Boys Song! Danny: Good Vibrations! It's a good song with the melodies and that synthesizer... Richard: Okay, you don't have to analyze the song! Is she giving us Good Vibrations? 16 People said "Good Vibrations", It's the #3 Answer. Richard: Well Done! So Danny, are you going to play or pass? Danny: For Jesse...we will play! Tony: And I Just Passed! Ooh...I had some Rice-a-Roni...the San Francisco Treat! Danny: That's just gross... Richard walks by the Tanner's booth. Richard: He does that every time...I wish he could keep it in or do that when I'm not around. Okay Jesse, Name A Beach Boys Song! Jesse: I was in their video called "Kokomo", so my answer will be Kokomo! Richard: Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Take Me Down To Kokomo Indiana! 17 People answered "Kokomo", making it the #2 Answer. Richard: Not Bad...now Becky, Name A Beach Boys Song! Rebecca: I loved this song called "California Girls". I wish I could be one...and I am! Richard: Like Becky, could we wish they all be California Girls? 10 People answered "California Girls". Richard: Good Choice! Now Joey...Name A Beach Boys Song! Joey: (Imitating a Surfer) They talk about surfing, dude so why not "Surf's Up"? Richard: So, could we have Columnated Ruins Domino? 1 Person answered "Surf's Up". Joey: (As Surfer) Gnarly! Richard: Please refrain from those bogus imitations...now DJ...Name A Beach Boys Song... DJ: I loved this song ever since I was a kid..."I Get Around"! Richard: So...Do We Get Around With Our Kind Of Town? 25 people answered "I Get Around", making it the #1 Answer. Richard: Very Good! The #1 Answer! Now Stephanie, Name A Beach Boys Song! Stephanie: Fun...I think that's the song. It's about fun and t-birds? Richard: Well...will you have Fun Fun Fun till your daddy takes the T-Bird away? Stephanie: I can't drive yet...I even broke the house with a car. Richard: No matter...let's see... 14 People said "Fun Fun Fun". Richard: I may buy you a T-Bird on your 16th Birthday. Now, let's meet with the youngin' Michelle. Name A Beach Boys Song. Michelle: Little Old Lady? Richard: From Pasadena? Michelle: I Think So...I Haven't Heard Much Of Their Songs. Richard: Is There A Little Old Lady From Pasadena? BUZZ Richard: I didn't think so...now let's see if The Warners can steal the points? The Warners argue what Beach Boys Song should be the steal, "Help Me Rhonda" or "God Only Knows". Paul: Would You Listen To Me For A Second? It Should Be "God Only Knows"! Even Paul Mccartney thought the song was great! Tony: Okay...we'll go with Paul's answer and go with...Help Me Rhonda! Really Rhonda...Help Me! Helen: Oh Tony! Richard: Well...Help Me Rhonda, Get Her Out Of My Heart! 15 People answered "Help Me Rhonda". Richard: What was the #7 Answer? 2 People said "God Only Knows". Audience: God Only Knows! Richard: Well Tanner Family...looks like it's time to say goodbye. Jesse: I even know that "Little Old Lady From Pasadena" originally wasn't a Beach Boys Song. Michelle starts pouting. Danny: Michelle, stop pouting and let's go home. Richard: Well, The Warner Family Wins Again! Now...Who's Going To Play Fast Money? The Warners Except Paul: Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul Is! Paul walks up to Richard Dawson. Paul: Looks like I have To Save The World Again! Dustin: Paul, You're NOT Saving The World! Richard: Yeah, you may actually give us some good answers now I'm going to give you five questions and if you give me something that our survey said you'll win $20,000. Let's begin. :15 Is Seen. Richard: Name A Brand Of Gum. Paul: Chicklets. BUZZ Richard: Name A Bird that Doesn't Fly. Paul: Rhea. BUZZ Richard: Name A Peanuts Character. Paul: Olaf. BUZZ Richard: Name A Kitchen Electronic. Paul: Crock Pot. BUZZ Richard: Name An Asian Country. Paul: Bhutan. BUZZ Richard: Well...again...interesting answers, but no money. But don't feel bad, you get to come back again to play Sitcom Family Feud! I'm Richard Dawson...good night!
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