A Honeymooners Election Day:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed meet at the Gotham Bus Company locker room.)

Ralph: "Norton, who are you going to vote for in the election this year?"

Ed: "I wish I would vote for Donald Trump if this was a Presidential election year. At least the guy is honest."

Ralph: "The guy is a jerk but at least he will tell you that to his face. He will say: 'I'm the biggest jerk you will ever meet.'"

Ed: "That is right. A fresh change."

Ralph: "I don't really care who I will vote for in this election."

Ed: "We should study all the candidates to see who is the best person."

Ralph: "I am not going to study like I am in high school Norton. I am going to pick and choose...and hope that my vote isn't the deciding vote."

Ed: "The last time I voted, I told the person that I work in the sewer. After I went into the voting machine, they claimed that they had to get it fumigated because they thought I smelled of sewer water."

Ralph: "One other person said I was too fat to go into the booth."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph: "You are a real riot Norton. I hope they like those jokes on the moon because that is where you are going if you keep this up."

Ed: "We are lucky to vote in this country. Election Day is one of my favorite holidays. I would love to go to a victory party on that day."

Ralph: "Me too. We ought to invite the rest of the Raccoons over to that party as well."

Ed: "Election Day is a great holiday."

(They both sing a song about voting.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)