Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 9) (The NY Mets beat the Chicago Cubs 5-2.) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 10-20-2015, 11:23 PM

(Ralph & Ed are in the poolroom on a Wednesday afternoon.)

Ralph: "Hey Norton. Do you realize that the Mets are ONE win away from the World Series? They have a three game lead on the Cubs."

Ed: "Yes, I do. Although I do think its sad."

Ralph: "Why do you say that? You better have a good reason."

Ed: "You know the 1989 film, Back To The Future 2? Well, in that movie they go into the year 2015 and they find out that the Cubs have won the World Series for the first time since 1908. There is a contest that I want to enter that if the Cubs win, I get the top prize which is an exhibition of the time machine car from that movie. Can you imagine me winning that car? Although, I would love if the Mets win."

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: "Norton, the only characters other than you that would want that car is the men on the Big Bang Theory. You are lucky if I don't knock you out."

(Harvey comes by.)

Harvey: "Ralph, I am surprised that you don't think that that exhibition model was a REAL time machine? Hahaha!"

Ed: "Hey, I did until Trixie set me straight earlier this year."

(Ralph rolls his eyes at Ed's stupidity.)

Harvey: "I think that the Mets will choke."

Ralph: "Harvey, I am not going to make another bet with you. I am not that stupid. I, unlike the Cubs, don't have a long list of futility."

Ed: "You don..."

Ralph (yells): "DON'T SAY ANYTHING NORTON!" (normally): "The Mets will win and I know you will win your next pool game. Let's get out of here Norton."

(They are about to leave. Ralph & Ed are at the door. George comes by.)

Ed: "Ralph, didn't you say that like the Cubs, Harvey is an idiot and the chances of him winning a pool game are slim?"

Ralph (yells): "NORTON, YOU IDIOT!"

(Harvey chases after them. George watches and looks into the camera.)

George: "I didn't think that the Ralph could run that fast without fainting."

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

10-20-2015, 11:23 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,096	Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 9) (The NY Mets beat the Chicago Cubs 5-2.) (Ralph & Ed are in the poolroom on a Wednesday afternoon.) Ralph: "Hey Norton. Do you realize that the Mets are ONE win away from the World Series? They have a three game lead on the Cubs." Ed: "Yes, I do. Although I do think its sad." Ralph: "Why do you say that? You better have a good reason." Ed: "You know the 1989 film, Back To The Future 2? Well, in that movie they go into the year 2015 and they find out that the Cubs have won the World Series for the first time since 1908. There is a contest that I want to enter that if the Cubs win, I get the top prize which is an exhibition of the time machine car from that movie. Can you imagine me winning that car? Although, I would love if the Mets win." (Ralph rolls his eyes.) Ralph: "Norton, the only characters other than you that would want that car is the men on the Big Bang Theory. You are lucky if I don't knock you out." (Harvey comes by.) Harvey: "Ralph, I am surprised that you don't think that that exhibition model was a REAL time machine? Hahaha!" Ed: "Hey, I did until Trixie set me straight earlier this year." (Ralph rolls his eyes at Ed's stupidity.) Harvey: "I think that the Mets will choke." Ralph: "Harvey, I am not going to make another bet with you. I am not that stupid. I, unlike the Cubs, don't have a long list of futility." Ed: "You don..." Ralph (yells): "DON'T SAY ANYTHING NORTON!" (normally): "The Mets will win and I know you will win your next pool game. Let's get out of here Norton." (They are about to leave. Ralph & Ed are at the door. George comes by.) Ed: "Ralph, didn't you say that like the Cubs, Harvey is an idiot and the chances of him winning a pool game are slim?" Ralph (yells): "NORTON, YOU IDIOT!" (Harvey chases after them. George watches and looks into the camera.) George: "I didn't think that the Ralph could run that fast without fainting." (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "How sweet it is." (Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.)