Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 8) (The NY Mets beat the Chicago Cubs 4-1.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph & Ed came home just to see Alice's Mom and Alice. Ralph's eyes light up with anger.)

Alice's Mom: "Hi Sonny Boy!"

Ralph: "What is SHE doing here?"

Alice: "Ralph, be nice. She is my mother."

Ed: "Yeah, be nice."

Alice's Mom: "We saw you and your friend on TV at the game."

Ralph: "Oh, you did huh? Probably jealous that I got to be on TV and you didn't."

Alice's Mom: "Oh no I wasn't. I noticed on TV that you looked like you were happy to be there and not with your wife."

Ralph: "I would be glad for my Alice to watch that Mets win especially since they are now 2-0 in the NLCS against the Cubs. I have a funny feeling that the Mets will sweep the series. Ha ha ha! Those Cubs are going to say: 'Wait until next year.'"

Alice's Mom: "I also noticed that in addition to the Mets fattening their lead, you looked fatter than ever."

Ralph (angrily): "The camera adds 10 pounds."

Alice's Mom: "Ah, so how many cameras were actually on you?"

(Ralph slams his hand on the table.)

Ralph (yells): "YOOOU ARE A BLABBERMOUTH! A BLAB-ER-MOUTH! YOU! BLABBERMOUTH! OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

Alice's Mom (yells): "WELL, I HAD ENOUGH! I'M GOING HOME AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE WHEN THE METS ARE DENIED THE 2015 WORLD SERIES."

Ralph (yells): "OUT!"

(Alice goes after Alice's Mom.)

Ed: "'How many cameras were actually on you?' Hahaha!"

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowed cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)