Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 5) (The LA Dodgers beat the NY Mets 3-1.)

[Frank Gannucci]

(Ralph is sitting down at the kitchen table looking all upset. Ed comes down and blows his nose.)

Ed: "Whaddaya say Ralph?"

Ralph: "What a bad day Norton. It's not enough that I have to spend it with Alice's parents but I found out that the Mets lost after winning in the early morning hours."

Ed: "I know. Now they have to go back to Los Angeles."

Ralph: "It's their fault Norton. Now, they will be probably bellyaching that they have to fly across the country. Not that I blame them. Also, the Dodgers will have the edge."

Ed: "Take a look at it this way. If the Mets win, they will have the honor of doing it in front of Dodgers fans which will make the victory that sweeter."

Ralph: "Norton, you are dumb. I rather win it in front of my home crowd. Especially, if its the Miami Beach crowd."

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "But if the Mets win, they will have the honor of beating the Cubs thus causing the Cubs to have another shattered dream."

Ralph: "Yeah, I can't think of another person or thing that has a long list of bad luck than the Cubs. Hahahaha!"

Ed: "I can."

Ralph: "Who?"

Ed: "You."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT OF HERE! GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the greatest in the world. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)