Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 4) (The NY Mets beat the LA Dodgers 13-7.) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 10-13-2015, 01:47 PM

(Ralph & Ed come into the 328 Chauncey Street building after seeing the game. They run into the wives.)

Ralph: "Girls, you should have seen the game. 13-7 Mets."

Ed: "That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ."

Alice: "We expected you boys to be home this late."

Trixie: "Let's walk back to our apartments."

(They do.)

Ralph: "Later on tonight, the Mets put the finishing touches on those Dodgers and after that, they will advance to face the winner of the Cubs/Cardinals series. I hope that its the Cubs because than the Mets get home field advantage."

Ed: "Me too. Wrigley Field in Chicago. Imagine having a stadium in the middle of a residential neighborhood."

Ralph: "We had one Norton about 60 plus years ago. When they tore it down, it was a sad, sad day."

Alice: "I remember yes. Ironically, it was the Dodgers that played there."

Ralph: "We can't let those Dodgers win. We must cheer on the Mets like we will at that game tonight."

Alice: "Ralph, we are meeting my parents tonight."

Ralph (yells): "WHAT?"

Alice: "You agreed that we are going to meet our parents for dinner."

Ralph (yells): "ARE YOU NUTS OR SOMETHING? I RATHER GO ON A DIET THAN SEE THEM."

Ed: "Maybe you better not see them if there was no Met game tonight."

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP."

Alice: "Ralph, you are going to wake up people in the building."

Ralph (yells): "I DON'T CARE. MAYBE THEIR PARENTS ARE COMING TONIGHT TOO. WE WILL ALL HAVE FOOD AND HAVE A BALL."

Man (from apartment, yells): "SHUT UP KRAMDEN OR WE WILL THROW YOU OUT."

Ralph (yells): "I WILL NOT. LET MY VOICE BE HEARD. I AM THE MOST BELOVED PERSON IN THE BUILDING."

People (yell): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU, LOVEABLE? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(Ralph groans and stamps his feet like a child.)

Ed: "Not so hard Ralph. You might fall in."

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON."

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Let's introduce the cast. First, Jean Kean."

(Crowd cheers as Jean comes on stage and kisses Jack.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Crowd cheers as Audrey comes on stage and kisses Jack.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.)

Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

10-13-2015, 01:47 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,153	Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 4) (The NY Mets beat the LA Dodgers 13-7.) (Ralph & Ed come into the 328 Chauncey Street building after seeing the game. They run into the wives.) Ralph: "Girls, you should have seen the game. 13-7 Mets." Ed: "That wasn't a blitz. That was a BLOUTZ." Alice: "We expected you boys to be home this late." Trixie: "Let's walk back to our apartments." (They do.) Ralph: "Later on tonight, the Mets put the finishing touches on those Dodgers and after that, they will advance to face the winner of the Cubs/Cardinals series. I hope that its the Cubs because than the Mets get home field advantage." Ed: "Me too. Wrigley Field in Chicago. Imagine having a stadium in the middle of a residential neighborhood." Ralph: "We had one Norton about 60 plus years ago. When they tore it down, it was a sad, sad day." Alice: "I remember yes. Ironically, it was the Dodgers that played there." Ralph: "We can't let those Dodgers win. We must cheer on the Mets like we will at that game tonight." Alice: "Ralph, we are meeting my parents tonight." Ralph (yells): "WHAT?" Alice: "You agreed that we are going to meet our parents for dinner." Ralph (yells): "ARE YOU NUTS OR SOMETHING? I RATHER GO ON A DIET THAN SEE THEM." Ed: "Maybe you better not see them if there was no Met game tonight." Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP." Alice: "Ralph, you are going to wake up people in the building." Ralph (yells): "I DON'T CARE. MAYBE THEIR PARENTS ARE COMING TONIGHT TOO. WE WILL ALL HAVE FOOD AND HAVE A BALL." Man (from apartment, yells): "SHUT UP KRAMDEN OR WE WILL THROW YOU OUT." Ralph (yells): "I WILL NOT. LET MY VOICE BE HEARD. I AM THE MOST BELOVED PERSON IN THE BUILDING." People (yell): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU, LOVEABLE? HAHAHAHAHAHA!" (Ralph groans and stamps his feet like a child.) Ed: "Not so hard Ralph. You might fall in." Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON." (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Let's introduce the cast. First, Jean Kean." (Crowd cheers as Jean comes on stage and kisses Jack.) Jackie: "Audrey Meadows." (Crowd cheers as Audrey comes on stage and kisses Jack.) Jackie: "Art Carney." (Crowd cheers as Art comes on stage and shakes Jack's hand.) Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.)