Ralph Kramden, a NY MLB fan? (Part 1)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The Houston Astros won the AL Wild Card by beating the NY Yankees 3-0.)

(Ralph & Ed come home from the game. The girls see them.)

Ed: "Houston, we have a problem."

Ralph: "Those Yankees lost to those BUM Astros."

Trixie: "You guys must have been upset there."

Ed: "You don't know the half of it. Ralph was so upset, he didn't eat. For him, that is upset."

Alice: "3-0. What a rout."

Ralph: "Don't remind me Alice. If it wasn't for that CC Sabathia having a drinking problem, he might have helped the Yankees win. I will give him credit for checking himself in for rehab."

Ed: "That Ralph. What a sweet kid. He is always looking out for other people's interest."

Trixie: "Aren't you two forgetting that the Mets are in the postseason this year?"

Ralph: "That is right. This may be a shock to you buy I only wanted one NY team in the World Series. Not two. I regretted asking for a Subway World Series in 2000 but since it was for the time the lowest rated World Series ever, I regretted it."

Ed: "That can't be. The Subway World Series that took place when the Honeymooners were on originally were rating grabbers."

Ralph: "That is because Norton that the TV viewing audience was smaller than."

Ed: "You not only want only one NY team in the World Series. You got me all mixed up."

Ralph: "Well, at least we got the Mets."

(They all sing a melody of "Here Come The Yankees" & "Meet The Mets." THe respective theme songs for both teams.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audience is the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)