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Lee · 04-01-2002, 05:43 PM

Osama Bin Laden was arrested in Manchester, England today at
4:45 AM by heavily armed Manchester police officers as he was
getting off a plane from Manchester Airport that had arrived from
Tel Aviv, Israel. When Bin Laden lay facedown on the ground as
per police orders, a Manchester police officer said "shut up, you
scum!" and kicked him hard in the back. He was taken to a police
station and held for U.S. authorities. He is being allowed no visits.

APRIL FOOL!

Hollow · 04-01-2002, 05:52 PM

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!! And thats the 4th april fools joke ive heard today!!!!!!! lol.

Mr. Shy Guy · 04-01-2002, 06:14 PM

I wish it were true...

Janice · 04-01-2002, 06:17 PM

Some things you just don't joke about....

Chocoholic · 04-01-2002, 06:17 PM

HAHAHA!!!!!!!! Would be a lot better if it were true though.

Kay Scarpetta · 04-01-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WingsFan
HAHAHA!!!!!!!! Would be a lot better if it were true though.

Yep.

JethroSimpson · 04-01-2002, 06:43 PM

Shame it isn't true.
Manchester is the biggest dump in England.

F*O*L 1988 · 04-01-2002, 09:38 PM

I knew it. Well, actually, when I opened the thread and APRIL FOOLS!!!!! wasn't the first thing I saw, I believed it. Clever to put it at the end, though.

*Marilyn Monroe* · 04-01-2002, 09:45 PM

That was a good one! Too bad it wasn't true!!

TV Favorites · 04-01-2002, 09:59 PM

I knew it was a joke by reading the subject! If only it were true...

InspectorExstead · 04-01-2002, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JanLady617
Some things you just don't joke about....

mm..i agree, the only way he'd be "captured" is if he "surrendured", however u spell it.

Chocoholic · 04-02-2002, 12:39 AM

I've heard that he said that he'd kill himself before he was captured or surrendered. I'd rather he do that

Lee · 04-15-2002, 03:37 AM

You know, I believe this April fools joke has served its useful
purpose and to have it up here any longer would be downright
distasteful. I would like it to be either removed or closed.

04-01-2002, 05:43 PM	#1
Lee veteran member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Pulaski, Tennessee Posts: 4,768	Osama Bin Laden captured! Osama Bin Laden was arrested in Manchester, England today at 4:45 AM by heavily armed Manchester police officers as he was getting off a plane from Manchester Airport that had arrived from Tel Aviv, Israel. When Bin Laden lay facedown on the ground as per police orders, a Manchester police officer said "shut up, you scum!" and kicked him hard in the back. He was taken to a police station and held for U.S. authorities. He is being allowed no visits. APRIL FOOL!

04-01-2002, 06:14 PM	#3
Mr. Shy Guy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2001 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 7,871	I wish it were true...
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04-01-2002, 06:43 PM	#7
JethroSimpson Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 01, 2001 Location: England,UK Posts: 1,080	Shame it isn't true. Manchester is the biggest dump in England.
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04-01-2002, 09:38 PM	#8
FOL 1988 Pat the Bat Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 20, 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 434	I knew it. Well, actually, when I opened the thread and APRIL FOOLS!!!!! wasn't the first thing I saw, I believed it. Clever to put it at the end, though.
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04-01-2002, 09:45 PM	#9
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04-01-2002, 05:52 PM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!! And thats the 4th april fools joke ive heard today!!!!!!! lol.

04-01-2002, 06:17 PM	#4
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Some things you just don't joke about....

04-01-2002, 06:17 PM	#5
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	HAHAHA!!!!!!!! Would be a lot better if it were true though.

04-01-2002, 09:59 PM	#10
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04-02-2002, 12:39 AM	#12
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I've heard that he said that he'd kill himself before he was captured or surrendered. I'd rather he do that

04-15-2002, 03:37 AM	#13
Lee veteran member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Pulaski, Tennessee Posts: 4,768	You know, I believe this April fools joke has served its useful purpose and to have it up here any longer would be downright distasteful. I would like it to be either removed or closed.