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AB · 09-08-2015, 06:04 PM

Funny quotes and lines from Just Shoot Me.

Courtney and Finch lines:

AB · 09-08-2015, 06:05 PM

A Jack & Finch quote/line:

AB · 09-10-2015, 03:58 PM

Nina & Jack quotes/lines:

Ohio8 · 07-21-2016, 08:16 PM

Jack (to Elliott): "Why can't she see through this guy?"
Elliott: "It's the hair, it's always the hair."

AB · 07-23-2016, 06:22 PM

A Dennis & Nina quote/lines:

Nina Van Horn: Sorry I'm late. I just had the most horrific experience.
Dennis Finch: Oh, did Dorothy's house fall on you?
Nina Van Horn: Back off, Munchkin.

Nordy · 07-23-2016, 06:26 PM

My favorite Dennis and Nina:

Nina: Guess what I have?
Dennis: Why, are they baffled down at the clinic?

Ohio8 · 03-24-2017, 10:59 PM

Dennis: "Ooh, a sex dream. How was I?"
Maya: "Absent."

Ohio8 · 03-24-2017, 11:03 PM

Elliot: "Mr. Finch, please don't squeeze the Carmen."

AB · 08-06-2018, 05:43 PM

A Nina & Elliott quote/line:

MA · 08-06-2018, 05:44 PM

Dennis: Let's try a little word association. Boring.

AB · 08-06-2018, 05:53 PM

A Finch & Maya quote/line:

MA · 08-06-2018, 05:55 PM

Society is turning into a cesspool, and you're deep-sea diving.

--JACK GALLO, Just Shoot Me!

AB · 08-07-2018, 04:26 PM

Nina: "Look at her, writing her first big article for Papa."
Elliot: "So?"
Nina: "So?" First it's an article, then it's a job; before you know it "SHE's" in charge and I'm back on the boat show wearing that damn mermaid suit."

MA · 08-07-2018, 04:31 PM

Dennis: Oh, I just remembered. You're boring.

AB · 04-23-2019, 06:11 PM

Maya:

09-08-2015, 06:04 PM	#1
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Just Shoot Me Quotes and Lines Funny quotes and lines from Just Shoot Me. Courtney and Finch lines: Attached Images

09-08-2015, 06:05 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Jack & Finch quote/line: Attached Images

09-10-2015, 03:58 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Nina & Jack quotes/lines: Attached Images

07-21-2016, 08:16 PM	#4
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Jack (to Elliott): "Why can't she see through this guy?" Elliott: "It's the hair, it's always the hair."
	__________________ "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death." -- Pink Floyd

07-23-2016, 06:26 PM	#6
Nordy Gilmore Guy and Proud of it!! Senior Member Join Date: Nov 14, 2012 Location: Rockford, IL Posts: 2,590	My favorite Dennis and Nina: Nina: Guess what I have? Dennis: Why, are they baffled down at the clinic?
	__________________ "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." —Lorelai Gilmore

07-23-2016, 06:22 PM	#5
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Dennis & Nina quote/lines: Nina Van Horn: Sorry I'm late. I just had the most horrific experience. Dennis Finch: Oh, did Dorothy's house fall on you? Nina Van Horn: Back off, Munchkin.

03-24-2017, 10:59 PM	#7
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Dennis: "Ooh, a sex dream. How was I?" Maya: "Absent."

03-24-2017, 11:03 PM	#8
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Elliot: "Mr. Finch, please don't squeeze the Carmen." Attached Images

08-06-2018, 05:43 PM	#9
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Nina & Elliott quote/line: Attached Images

08-06-2018, 05:44 PM	#10
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Dennis: Let's try a little word association. Boring.
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08-06-2018, 05:53 PM	#11
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	A Finch & Maya quote/line: Attached Images

08-06-2018, 05:55 PM	#12
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Society is turning into a cesspool, and you're deep-sea diving. --JACK GALLO, Just Shoot Me!

08-07-2018, 04:26 PM	#13
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Nina: "Look at her, writing her first big article for Papa." Elliot: "So?" Nina: "So?" First it's an article, then it's a job; before you know it "SHE's" in charge and I'm back on the boat show wearing that damn mermaid suit."

08-07-2018, 04:31 PM	#14
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,094	Dennis: Oh, I just remembered. You're boring.

04-23-2019, 06:11 PM	#15
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,426	Maya: Attached Images