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Frank Gannucci · 09-04-2015, 08:01 AM

(Ralph & Ed are at Fascination Bar & Grill along with the wives.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, what a nice way to celebrate Labor Day without having a barbeque."

Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. If it wasn't for you ruining everyone of our barbeques, we wouldn't be here."

Ed: "What are you talking about Ralph? You ruined some of them."

Ralph: "Norton, it is just like you to rewrite history."

(The girls come by.)

Alice: "What are you talking about Ralph? How about the time you caused a big fire on the rooftop of our apartment building which caused us to get kicked out?"

Ralph: "Are you rewriting history too Alice?"

Trixie: "I agree."

Alice: "Ralph & Ed have ruined our holiday barbeques by acting like themselves."

Trixie: "I do agree Alice."

Ralph: "Well today is to celebrate the working man. A reward for all the labor he puts in. Their body of work. As a matter of fact, there is this fat comedian who some people on sitcomsonline.com and Yahoo Groups You're A Riot are celebrating his body of work. As he would say: 'MMMMM BOY! WHAT A DAN-DAN-DANDY!'"

(Crowd cheers.)

Ed: "Today is the day that I am celebrating my body of work. DECADES OF ME WORKING IN THE SEWER."

(People around the Kramdens and Nortons are spitting out their food in retaliation.)

Man (yells): "FUNNY, I AM NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE UPON HEARING THAT GUY."

Ralph: "You are nuts Norton for saying that. But, you are not going to ruin this dinner."

Alice: "Me and Trixie are now looking to get jobs but with a bad economy, it is hard."

Trixie: "It certainly is. Woman are equal to men."

Ralph: "I agree."

(They all sing a song about Labor Day. After that, the waiter gives them their food. Ralph gets a lot of food.)

Ed: "What food you have Ralph."

(Ed accidentally hits Ralph's tray which causes all of Ralph's food to spill onto his lap."

Ralph (yells): "NORTON...PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Ralph causes a huge scene. The girls try to cool down the situation.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Crowd cheers.)

09-04-2015, 08:01 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,097	A Honeymooners Labor Day: (Ralph & Ed are at Fascination Bar & Grill along with the wives.) Ed: "Hey Ralph, what a nice way to celebrate Labor Day without having a barbeque." Ralph: "Don't remind me Norton. If it wasn't for you ruining everyone of our barbeques, we wouldn't be here." Ed: "What are you talking about Ralph? You ruined some of them." Ralph: "Norton, it is just like you to rewrite history." (The girls come by.) Alice: "What are you talking about Ralph? How about the time you caused a big fire on the rooftop of our apartment building which caused us to get kicked out?" Ralph: "Are you rewriting history too Alice?" Trixie: "I agree." Alice: "Ralph & Ed have ruined our holiday barbeques by acting like themselves." Trixie: "I do agree Alice." Ralph: "Well today is to celebrate the working man. A reward for all the labor he puts in. Their body of work. As a matter of fact, there is this fat comedian who some people on sitcomsonline.com and Yahoo Groups You're A Riot are celebrating his body of work. As he would say: 'MMMMM BOY! WHAT A DAN-DAN-DANDY!'" (Crowd cheers.) Ed: "Today is the day that I am celebrating my body of work. DECADES OF ME WORKING IN THE SEWER." (People around the Kramdens and Nortons are spitting out their food in retaliation.) Man (yells): "FUNNY, I AM NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE UPON HEARING THAT GUY." Ralph: "You are nuts Norton for saying that. But, you are not going to ruin this dinner." Alice: "Me and Trixie are now looking to get jobs but with a bad economy, it is hard." Trixie: "It certainly is. Woman are equal to men." Ralph: "I agree." (They all sing a song about Labor Day. After that, the waiter gives them their food. Ralph gets a lot of food.) Ed: "What food you have Ralph." (Ed accidentally hits Ralph's tray which causes all of Ralph's food to spill onto his lap." Ralph (yells): "NORTON...PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!" (Ralph causes a huge scene. The girls try to cool down the situation.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach crowds are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!" (Crowd cheers.)