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Truth · 03-30-2002, 11:18 PM

Go to this website http://www.whattheheck.com/ebay/

they have links to the funniest auctions that ebay once had,

Truth · 03-30-2002, 11:23 PM

OMG listen to this one...

Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave.

Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well.

Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass.

I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-30-2002, 11:34 PM

LOL! Someone needs a life, lol!

Those are funny, though.

vienna waits · 03-31-2002, 12:22 AM

OH MY GOSH!!!! those are sooooo funny!!! lol im rollin here!!!

Kristina · 03-31-2002, 12:57 AM

A roast beef sandwich? lol. Those are absolutley hilarious!

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo · 03-31-2002, 01:13 AM

are these for real? lol

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-31-2002, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
are these for real? lol

They [b]look[/] real, lol.

Plata · 03-31-2002, 02:26 AM

I love the one that says 'Take our snow, please." Somedays I feel that somebody should come into Canada and clear away the snow in winter. I think the toenail clippings one is hilarious, too. $50.00 for toe nail clippings? I can't believe it! That site is absolutely freakin' nuts! That annoying cat sounds alot like what my cat does sometimes. My cat even wakes me up with a loud meow at night, too. Those are all crazy items on that site.

Warm & Fuzzy · 04-01-2002, 03:17 AM

50 bucks for toenails!?!?! LOL!

I also liked that cooling tie...weird, but funny!!!

DarleneIllyria · 04-01-2002, 02:25 PM

I went into the site last night, and I know I spent over an hour in the site lmao. My stomach hurt so much from laughing last night.

FOLrocks1 · 06-10-2002, 10:24 AM

LOL! That site's really cool!

Sitcomwriter · 06-10-2002, 12:18 PM

LOL the only one I fully laughed at is the "Guy auctions off his virginity".That was funny!

The Justin Timberlake French Toast was very popular.It was announced on the radio!

Hollow · 06-10-2002, 12:40 PM

These 1s r good too http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceg...999/index.html n http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceg...999/index.html n http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceg...099/index.html

#1_Nancy_McKeon · 06-10-2002, 01:07 PM

Look at these. I just found them on e-bay myself....lol Weird people

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1540026623

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1736909721

Dude111 · 10-03-2024, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FOLrocks1

LOL! That site's really cool!

Yes and this one is quite bizarre!!!

www.whattheheck.com/ebay/kids.html

Ah man!!

03-30-2002, 11:18 PM	#1
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03-30-2002, 11:34 PM	#3
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03-31-2002, 12:22 AM	#4
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03-31-2002, 01:13 AM	#6
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03-30-2002, 11:23 PM	#2
Truth •°·Alien Believer·°• Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: May 15, 2001 Posts: 3,463	OMG listen to this one... Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions: 1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking), 2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine). Buyer provides round-trip plane ticket to the nearest airport, as well as cab fare to your house and back. If you are not close to an airport, you may provide me with a train ticket or other means of transportation. Do not pick me up, as I will be attacking you completely randomly. Buyer must also provide good, clear directions to their house, as well as any business expenses for if I need to stay in a hotel or buy food for myself during the trip. Most likely though I will just fly in, kick your ass, and then leave. Upon my arrival, I will select a random time to come over and kick your ass. It may be when you are sleeping, or showering, or any other time during the day/night when you are most vulnerable. During this beating I may damage one or more of your household items, if I have to break glass to get into your home or knock over furniture if you attempt to run from me. This should be expected by you, and covered in my expenses. If you are married or have children, I may choose to slap around your family a little bit, but only if I'm feeling particularly generous. They should be informed of this, and expect it as well. Bidding starts at one cent ($0.01) but remember the winner must pay all expenses for my travel if they wish for me to come and kick their ass. I will accept check, money order, or Paypal. Or you could just let me use your valid credit card for a few days and we'll call it even.

03-31-2002, 12:57 AM	#5
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	A roast beef sandwich? lol. Those are absolutley hilarious!

03-31-2002, 02:26 AM	#8
Plata Member Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Regina,Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,201	I love the one that says 'Take our snow, please." Somedays I feel that somebody should come into Canada and clear away the snow in winter. I think the toenail clippings one is hilarious, too. $50.00 for toe nail clippings? I can't believe it! That site is absolutely freakin' nuts! That annoying cat sounds alot like what my cat does sometimes. My cat even wakes me up with a loud meow at night, too. Those are all crazy items on that site.

04-01-2002, 03:17 AM	#9
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	50 bucks for toenails!?!?! LOL! I also liked that cooling tie...weird, but funny!!!

04-01-2002, 02:25 PM	#10
DarleneIllyria Gone Forum Star Join Date: Oct 15, 2000 Posts: 19,086	I went into the site last night, and I know I spent over an hour in the site lmao. My stomach hurt so much from laughing last night.

06-10-2002, 12:18 PM	#12
Sitcomwriter Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 27, 2001 Posts: 7,356	LOL the only one I fully laughed at is the "Guy auctions off his virginity".That was funny! The Justin Timberlake French Toast was very popular.It was announced on the radio!

06-10-2002, 12:40 PM	#13
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	These 1s r good too http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceg...999/index.html n http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceg...999/index.html n http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/spaceg...099/index.html

06-10-2002, 01:07 PM	#14
#1_Nancy_McKeon The One and Only Senior Member Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Location: USA Posts: 2,656	Look at these. I just found them on e-bay myself....lol Weird people http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1540026623 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1736909721
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