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Notorious · 03-29-2002, 11:28 PM

Groovy Brady revolves around GREG BRADY, the groovy Brady. Here's the first episode:

This Show Takes Place in late 1974

Episode One: Super Pilot

Scene, Brady Living room

[Carol is sitting down, doing nothing. Greg walks in]

Greg-Hey mom, why aren’t you doing anything?
Carol-Because, there is nothing important to do.
Greg-Of course there is! Go re-arrange flowers or re-arrange old magazines, on account that those are the only kind of magazines that we have.
Carol-True! That is important! I’ll go do both at the same time.
Greg-Now that’s my mom!

[Carol walks into the family room, takes magazines, goes to the kitchen, finds some flowers, and begins moving around both at the same time. Jan walks in]

Jan-Mom, I know I’m weird, but that’s just ridiculous!
Carol-Here’s a life lesson Jan, what might look ridiculous, might be important! And, this is important.
Jan-Whatever. Where’s Greg?
Carol-Why?
Jan-I need a tip on how to do my hair. He’s good at solving girl problems.
Carol-He’s in the living room. As you can see, there is NO wall between both rooms, so you can see him.
Jan-I’m sorry! I was supposed to say that.

[Jan goes to the living room]

Jan-Greg…
Greg-I heard what you said in the kitchen. There is no wall in between both rooms, so I could hear! So, I’m not going to help you with your frizz! You hurt my feelings! I’m going to my room.
Jan-Wait!
Greg-Say goodbye to Greg Brady and say hi to Greg Ba Brady
Jan-Greg Ba Brady ?
Greg-Greg Bad ass Brady!
Jan-Oh. Well, don’t do anything Bobby says mom says we shouldn’t do, when she never really told us not do those things!
Greg-Shut your face, un-groovy!
Jan-I am so groovy!
Greg-Am so not!

[Greg goes up to his room]

Jan- Greg, Greg, Greg! Every sibling makes me mad!

Scene, the attic

[Greg is reading a back of a finger nail polish bottle. Marcia walks in]

Marcia-Hi, Greg.
Greg-Hey, Marcia. Do you think this color would look nice on me?
Marcia-Yeah, it would! Well, I need help with a girl problem.
Greg-No doing! I’m a groovy, so I don’t help girls! I’m getting sick of being known as a girl helper!

[Greg hits Marcia]

Marcia-I hate you! Don’t think I’ll make out with you again!
Greg-Marcia, come on! I need some loving once in a while, even if it’s from my TV sister!

[Marcia runs out]

Scene, Living Room

[Mike is looking at male porn. Greg goes down to him]

Greg-Hi dad. Hey, that’s a good issue, is that mine?
Mike-Let’s not worry about that *hides magazine*. We need to talk.
Greg-Forget about that! I know what I did was wrong, and I’ll never hit a girl again. But, I still refuse to be known as Greg, the man who is a woman.
Mike-Actually, I wanted to talk to you about getting me a prescription to ‘its raining men’ magazine.
Greg-Oh, that no problem. I will later.
Mike-Good…so, lesson learned, you’ll stop being a girl beater, go to your room, and get some more of those magazines.
Greg-Right away dad! I’ll help you, because you’re a guy, and you’re swell!

[Greg goes upstairs. Mike looks at his butt]

Mike-Nice!

The End

Note: Bobby, Cindy, Peter, Cousin Oliver, and Alice did not appear in this episode.

FOLrocks1 · 03-29-2002, 11:42 PM

Hey, that's really good! I think it's really funny! Keep making more!

°Bubbly Blonde° · 03-30-2002, 12:18 AM

That was wonderful! I liked it.

Beruche · 03-30-2002, 01:36 PM

I liked it

Blonde Hoochie Mama · 07-02-2002, 09:14 PM

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¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 11-18-2002, 02:26 AM

Hahha. Awesome!

needles1987 · 06-11-2008, 05:05 PM

Is this a parody?

03-29-2002, 11:28 PM	#1
Notorious Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 13, 2001 Location: Sunnydale, CA --- and I actually registered at sitcomsonline July 25th, 2001 Posts: 1,494	Groovy Brady new series Groovy Brady revolves around GREG BRADY, the groovy Brady. Here's the first episode: This Show Takes Place in late 1974 Episode One: Super Pilot Scene, Brady Living room [Carol is sitting down, doing nothing. Greg walks in] Greg-Hey mom, why aren’t you doing anything? Carol-Because, there is nothing important to do. Greg-Of course there is! Go re-arrange flowers or re-arrange old magazines, on account that those are the only kind of magazines that we have. Carol-True! That is important! I’ll go do both at the same time. Greg-Now that’s my mom! [Carol walks into the family room, takes magazines, goes to the kitchen, finds some flowers, and begins moving around both at the same time. Jan walks in] Jan-Mom, I know I’m weird, but that’s just ridiculous! Carol-Here’s a life lesson Jan, what might look ridiculous, might be important! And, this is important. Jan-Whatever. Where’s Greg? Carol-Why? Jan-I need a tip on how to do my hair. He’s good at solving girl problems. Carol-He’s in the living room. As you can see, there is NO wall between both rooms, so you can see him. Jan-I’m sorry! I was supposed to say that. [Jan goes to the living room] Jan-Greg… Greg-I heard what you said in the kitchen. There is no wall in between both rooms, so I could hear! So, I’m not going to help you with your frizz! You hurt my feelings! I’m going to my room. Jan-Wait! Greg-Say goodbye to Greg Brady and say hi to Greg Ba Brady Jan-Greg Ba Brady ? Greg-Greg Bad ass Brady! Jan-Oh. Well, don’t do anything Bobby says mom says we shouldn’t do, when she never really told us not do those things! Greg-Shut your face, un-groovy! Jan-I am so groovy! Greg-Am so not! [Greg goes up to his room] Jan- Greg, Greg, Greg! Every sibling makes me mad! Scene, the attic [Greg is reading a back of a finger nail polish bottle. Marcia walks in] Marcia-Hi, Greg. Greg-Hey, Marcia. Do you think this color would look nice on me? Marcia-Yeah, it would! Well, I need help with a girl problem. Greg-No doing! I’m a groovy, so I don’t help girls! I’m getting sick of being known as a girl helper! [Greg hits Marcia] Marcia-I hate you! Don’t think I’ll make out with you again! Greg-Marcia, come on! I need some loving once in a while, even if it’s from my TV sister! [Marcia runs out] Scene, Living Room [Mike is looking at male porn. Greg goes down to him] Greg-Hi dad. Hey, that’s a good issue, is that mine? Mike-Let’s not worry about that hides magazine. We need to talk. Greg-Forget about that! I know what I did was wrong, and I’ll never hit a girl again. But, I still refuse to be known as Greg, the man who is a woman. Mike-Actually, I wanted to talk to you about getting me a prescription to ‘its raining men’ magazine. Greg-Oh, that no problem. I will later. Mike-Good…so, lesson learned, you’ll stop being a girl beater, go to your room, and get some more of those magazines. Greg-Right away dad! I’ll help you, because you’re a guy, and you’re swell! [Greg goes upstairs. Mike looks at his butt] Mike-Nice! The End Note: Bobby, Cindy, Peter, Cousin Oliver, and Alice did not appear in this episode.
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03-29-2002, 11:42 PM	#2
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03-30-2002, 12:18 AM	#3
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11-18-2002, 02:26 AM	#6
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03-30-2002, 01:36 PM	#4
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07-02-2002, 09:14 PM	#5
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06-11-2008, 05:05 PM	#7
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