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danielle17 · 03-29-2002, 11:15 PM

What are some of your favorite "funny" family ties quotes?

Mine are in my signature below.

michaelknight777 · 03-29-2002, 11:55 PM

Alex: " I didn't lose the spelling bee, I just refused to
spell Democrat!"

Steven " if this was a pop tart, we'd be dead now"

danielle17 · 03-30-2002, 04:32 PM

Here's two more that were on NAN a couple of nights ago. I thought they were both pretty funny:

Steven: Who was Romulises twin brother?
Jennifer: I don't know that one Mom, do you?
Elyse: Yes
Jennifer:....Would you like to share it with us?

(

, that Jen!)

----------
Elyse: Alex, what are you talking about?!
Alex: I took Jennifer to the card game and ... um... lost her.
Steven: You lost Jennifer in a card game???

~Danielle~

ftfan · 05-08-2002, 08:36 AM

<Steven " if this was a pop tart, we'd be dead now">

LOL! I love that one too! I also love that part of the show when they turn on the water and it sprays out at them! LOL! And when the houskeeper tried to fix the table, and it shrinks, haha! Anyway, see ya!

Alexis

Plata · 05-08-2002, 09:41 AM

Skippy: "I'm a neighbour for the fourth time!"

Alex: "I believe in a triple standard. One for girls, one for boys and one for sisters."

tanju · 06-01-2002, 10:39 AM

MALLORY on her driving lesson to his dad: i didnt get the paddles confused i got my feet confused

this scene-
STEPHON to mallory: the only reason we give alex more freedom is that he is a boy and you are a girl

then ELYSE: i like to hear the rest of it

then ALEX silent to his dad: hang tough hang tough looking good

the episode where the keaton kids make the house to a hotel and this chubby boy (from goonies) comes to alex: I WANT A MASSAGE

but my most favourite line is the episode where elyse finds out that she is pregnant and nobody is in the house except skippy

ELYSE: Skippy, we´re gonna have a baby

and then skippys 1 million dollar expression on his face saying
SKIPPY: are we?????

i could count hundreds
tj

~Tropical Punch 19~ · 06-01-2002, 06:26 PM

Just read my signature that pretty much sums it up! I ahve like a bizilion more fav quotes, but it is too many to post. My all time fav is the one about dukakis!

dstroyer · 06-04-2002, 09:16 PM

Steven Keaton, on Richard Nixon:

"HEEEE WAS NOT FRAAAAAAMED!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEE WAS A CROOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... Pass the potatoes, please."

-D

MJFfan · 06-04-2002, 11:18 PM

From "Margin of Error":
"You make it sound so bad!"

"They probably have a picture of me in the front room... OUR FOUNDER!!!"

From "The Real Thing":
"I QUIT the Debating Club last SPRING!"

"Can't you see I'm painting that?"

dstroyer · 06-05-2002, 09:08 PM

From "Go Tigers":

Mallory: "I....(huff! huff!)....I....saw.....Jeff...(huff! huff!).....and.....and.....and.....the desk....(huff! huff!)....kissing!!!"

Alex: "Jeff was kissing the desk?!?!"

pepper13sc · 06-08-2002, 01:38 AM

All of those were funny!!

dstroyer · 06-08-2002, 05:35 PM

Nick: "Hey, I don't what the problem was.. I wore a tie!"
Mallory: "But, you didn't wear a shirt."

Skippy: "I'm gonna go wash my hair."
Alex: "Uh, you mean your hands?"
Skippy: "Yeah, I'm gonna go wash the hair on my hands!"

Pippy: "My parents really liked Pippy Longstocking."
Skippy: "MY parents really liked peanut butter!"

tanju · 06-09-2002, 05:33 PM

when nick and his father met after a long time

nicks father: hey
nick: hey
nicks father: heeeeeey
nick: heeeeey
stephon: oh my god elyse, the are speaking nickanese
nicks father: look at you. you look great
nick: so do you
nicks father pointing to nicks haircut: heeeeyeeeyeyy
nick: heeeyyyeyyey
alex: they are summing up now

APKJr · 06-12-2002, 03:17 AM

After the Burgalury (sp?) in the first season:

Elyse: I can't believe someone would do this, walkin, track mud all over the floor, take things that don't belong to them.

Steven: It's their job Elyse; they're burgalurs.

03-29-2002, 11:15 PM	#1
danielle17 Current Favorite CD! Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 45	Favorite Quotes What are some of your favorite "funny" family ties quotes? Mine are in my signature below.
	__________________ ~dANieLLe~ ------------------------------------------------ Family Ties Quotes: Mallory: Alex, I told you whenever you take a message to write down who called, when they called, and what it was about. Alex: I did. Somebody stupid called, sometime today, about something trivial. Mallory: Alex, you know that could be ANY one of my friends. Mallory: I know you came into my room and read my diary Alex! Alex: Don't be silly, I just came into your room to get a book. Mallory: Ha! What would a book be doing in my room! Alex: shrugs She's got me there. Mallory: You guys, I would like you to meet someone. This is Jamie Carter. Alex: AHHH!!!! jumps onto Steven's lap Steven: Alex, she said "Jamie" not "Jimmy". Alex: to Jamie Oh. You should seriously consider getting that changed. Jennifer: There is nothing like a smile from a hunk. Mallory: I know, it's even better than when you walk into your classroom and you see a movie projector set up. The Cosby Show: [IMG]F:\Documents and Settings\Danielle\My Documents\My Pictures\cosbyshow.JPG[/IMG] LONG LIVE 80'S SITCOMS!!!

03-29-2002, 11:55 PM	#2
michaelknight777 Dance you Bugger! Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 10, 2002 Location: Anaheim California Posts: 48	quotes Alex: " I didn't lose the spelling bee, I just refused to spell Democrat!" Steven " if this was a pop tart, we'd be dead now"
	__________________ Ellise: You did that face again Steven: What Face? Ellise: This one. Steven: You look like Daffy Duck.

05-08-2002, 08:36 AM	#4
ftfan A young Republican!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 04, 2002 Location: DE Posts: 69	<Steven " if this was a pop tart, we'd be dead now"> LOL! I love that one too! I also love that part of the show when they turn on the water and it sprays out at them! LOL! And when the houskeeper tried to fix the table, and it shrinks, haha! Anyway, see ya! Alexis
	__________________ A big fan of Alex P. Keaton!

06-04-2002, 09:16 PM	#8
dstroyer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 01, 2002 Posts: 5	Quote Steven Keaton, on Richard Nixon: "HEEEE WAS NOT FRAAAAAAMED!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEE WAS A CROOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... Pass the potatoes, please." -D

06-04-2002, 11:18 PM	#9
MJFfan I love Family Ties! Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 01, 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 324	From "Margin of Error": "You make it sound so bad!" "They probably have a picture of me in the front room... OUR FOUNDER!!!" From "The Real Thing": "I QUIT the Debating Club last SPRING!" "Can't you see I'm painting that?"
	__________________ ~Charlotte A big fan of family ties

03-30-2002, 04:32 PM	#3
danielle17 Current Favorite CD! Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 16, 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 45	Here's two more that were on NAN a couple of nights ago. I thought they were both pretty funny: Steven: Who was Romulises twin brother? Jennifer: I don't know that one Mom, do you? Elyse: Yes Jennifer:....Would you like to share it with us? ( , that Jen!) ---------- Elyse: Alex, what are you talking about?! Alex: I took Jennifer to the card game and ... um... lost her. Steven: You lost Jennifer in a card game??? ~Danielle~

05-08-2002, 09:41 AM	#5
Plata Member Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Regina,Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 1,201	Skippy: "I'm a neighbour for the fourth time!" Alex: "I believe in a triple standard. One for girls, one for boys and one for sisters."

06-01-2002, 10:39 AM	#6
tanju Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 06, 2002 Location: germany Posts: 12	MALLORY on her driving lesson to his dad: i didnt get the paddles confused i got my feet confused this scene- STEPHON to mallory: the only reason we give alex more freedom is that he is a boy and you are a girl then ELYSE: i like to hear the rest of it then ALEX silent to his dad: hang tough hang tough looking good the episode where the keaton kids make the house to a hotel and this chubby boy (from goonies) comes to alex: I WANT A MASSAGE but my most favourite line is the episode where elyse finds out that she is pregnant and nobody is in the house except skippy ELYSE: Skippy, we´re gonna have a baby and then skippys 1 million dollar expression on his face saying SKIPPY: are we????? i could count hundreds tj

06-01-2002, 06:26 PM	#7
~Tropical Punch 19~ Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 19, 2001 Location: I'm a fly on Clay's wall Posts: 1,961	Just read my signature that pretty much sums it up! I ahve like a bizilion more fav quotes, but it is too many to post. My all time fav is the one about dukakis!

06-05-2002, 09:08 PM	#10
dstroyer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 01, 2002 Posts: 5	Favorite quotes From "Go Tigers": Mallory: "I....(huff! huff!)....I....saw.....Jeff...(huff! huff!).....and.....and.....and.....the desk....(huff! huff!)....kissing!!!" Alex: "Jeff was kissing the desk?!?!"

06-08-2002, 01:38 AM	#11
pepper13sc Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 25, 2002 Posts: 12	All of those were funny!!

06-08-2002, 05:35 PM	#12
dstroyer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 01, 2002 Posts: 5	More quotes Nick: "Hey, I don't what the problem was.. I wore a tie!" Mallory: "But, you didn't wear a shirt." Skippy: "I'm gonna go wash my hair." Alex: "Uh, you mean your hands?" Skippy: "Yeah, I'm gonna go wash the hair on my hands!" Pippy: "My parents really liked Pippy Longstocking." Skippy: "MY parents really liked peanut butter!"

06-09-2002, 05:33 PM	#13
tanju Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 06, 2002 Location: germany Posts: 12	when nick and his father met after a long time nicks father: hey nick: hey nicks father: heeeeeey nick: heeeeey stephon: oh my god elyse, the are speaking nickanese nicks father: look at you. you look great nick: so do you nicks father pointing to nicks haircut: heeeeyeeeyeyy nick: heeeyyyeyyey alex: they are summing up now

06-12-2002, 03:17 AM	#14
APKJr Alex P Keaton Jr Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 11, 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 14	After the Burgalury (sp?) in the first season: Elyse: I can't believe someone would do this, walkin, track mud all over the floor, take things that don't belong to them. Steven: It's their job Elyse; they're burgalurs.
	__________________ --APK Jr ----------------------------------- Steven: "Parents are conditioned to accept a few mishaps. A broken vase, some spilled milk on the floor... There was a kangaroo in my living room." Alex: "It was just here for the party, dad." --- Elyse: Alex, what are you talking about?! Alex: I took Jennifer to the card game and ... um... lost her. Steven: You lost Jennifer in a card game???