My Healthcare provider wants me to get sick again because.................... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TVFactFan · 07-15-2015, 12:12 AM

THEY HAVE A NEW BIG BUILDING FOR ALL THE PATIENTS TO GO TO NOW and is described like this below

"STATE OF THE ART NEW FACILITY"

"200,000 SQUARE FOOT BUILDING"

"NEW BUILDING WILL ENHANCE OUR ABILITY TO PROVIDE PATIENT CARE"

"THIS NEW FACILITY WILL PROMOTE INTERDISCIPLINARY CARE"

I hope I sick soon so I can see the new building and received enhanced care

No one should be excited to be sick

Bonniegirl · 07-15-2015, 01:56 PM

LOL! Yeah , they make it sound like a vacation at a luxury resort hotel!

TVFactFan · 07-15-2015, 08:30 PM

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LOL! Yeah , they make it sound like a vacation at a luxury resort hotel!

Makes no damm sense, health coverage is necessary not exciting

Wawwie · 07-15-2015, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

LOL! Yeah , they make it sound like a vacation at a luxury resort hotel!

Really! They are making it sound like a fancy trip to Hawaii!

TVFactFan · 07-15-2015, 09:11 PM

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Really! They are making it sound like a fancy trip to Hawaii!

I am in no rush to go there

1960'sTVfan · 07-15-2015, 09:41 PM

I don't think they actually want people to get sick, sounds to me that they are just advertising their new facility, and want people to feel assured they'll get good quality care if they have to go there. That's what it sounds like to me.

TVFactFan · 07-15-2015, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by retroTVfan4ever

I don't think they actually want people to get sick, sounds to me that they are just advertising their new facility, and want people to feel assured they'll get good quality care if they have to go there. That's what it sounds like to me.

But if you go there that means you are sick

1960'sTVfan · 07-16-2015, 12:20 AM

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But if you go there that means you are sick

Yes it does. And what the healthcare provider means with their message is: If you get sick, feel assured you will get good quality care at our new facility.

TVFactFan · 07-16-2015, 12:38 AM

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Yes it does. And what the healthcare provider means with their message is: If you get sick, feel assured you will get good quality care at our new facility.

But I don't even want to think about being sick or their new building

robyrob · 07-16-2015, 08:27 AM

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But if you go there that means you are sick

they don't care if you are sick - they just want you to go in there so they can tell you you're sick so they can pay for their shiny new building !

biffbronson · 07-16-2015, 10:43 AM

I've come across this same kind of stuff.

When my mom was in her early 70s, her doctor opened an enormous new building -- fancy stuff for private practice, including a mini-diner, big sculptures, etc.

All of a sudden, he wanted to run her through every kind of test you can imagine: bone density, mammogram, colonoscopy, screenings, vaccinations, reclast, mental, blood, urine, fecal occult... It was obvious that he was looking for every way possible to get money up to pay for the new building.

We went through all of that, with all of the fasting, etc. Nothing significant turned up.

A few years later, the doctor sold the building and moved into a smaller place. His big ideas certainly kept the Medicare people busy. One of my mom's summary notices from them was 26 pages long!

1960'sTVfan · 07-16-2015, 01:08 PM

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But I don't even want to think about being sick or their new building

I can understand that, not a pleasant thing to think about.

1960'sTVfan · 07-16-2015, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

they don't care if you are sick - they just want you to go in there so they can tell you you're sick so they can pay for their shiny new building !

True, you could be right about that.

07-15-2015, 12:12 AM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,035	My Healthcare provider wants me to get sick again because.................... THEY HAVE A NEW BIG BUILDING FOR ALL THE PATIENTS TO GO TO NOW and is described like this below "STATE OF THE ART NEW FACILITY" "200,000 SQUARE FOOT BUILDING" "NEW BUILDING WILL ENHANCE OUR ABILITY TO PROVIDE PATIENT CARE" "THIS NEW FACILITY WILL PROMOTE INTERDISCIPLINARY CARE" I hope I sick soon so I can see the new building and received enhanced care No one should be excited to be sick

07-16-2015, 10:43 AM	#11
biffbronson Sentimental Fool Forum Star Join Date: Aug 22, 2009 Location: Near Notre Dame Posts: 10,452	I've come across this same kind of stuff. When my mom was in her early 70s, her doctor opened an enormous new building -- fancy stuff for private practice, including a mini-diner, big sculptures, etc. All of a sudden, he wanted to run her through every kind of test you can imagine: bone density, mammogram, colonoscopy, screenings, vaccinations, reclast, mental, blood, urine, fecal occult... It was obvious that he was looking for every way possible to get money up to pay for the new building. We went through all of that, with all of the fasting, etc. Nothing significant turned up. A few years later, the doctor sold the building and moved into a smaller place. His big ideas certainly kept the Medicare people busy. One of my mom's summary notices from them was 26 pages long!
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07-15-2015, 01:56 PM	#2
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,632	LOL! Yeah , they make it sound like a vacation at a luxury resort hotel!

07-15-2015, 09:41 PM	#6
1960'sTVfan Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 30, 2009 Posts: 6,081	I don't think they actually want people to get sick, sounds to me that they are just advertising their new facility, and want people to feel assured they'll get good quality care if they have to go there. That's what it sounds like to me.