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AllIWantIsYourClutch · 03-27-2002, 11:26 PM

Okay so I buy Lisa's book today right? Well, in Barnes and Noble we have this huge fight over if it comes in paperback or not. I said no he said look for it. I said no he said he was gonna ask the lady. So he asks the lady and, of course, I'm right. So then he's going on and on about paying $14.99 for a book I'm gonna read in a day, blah blah blah. Anyway...I started telling him all about Lisa and I read him the first two sentences of the book. He says she's a goody-goody and she just wrote the book to make herself look good. He says she's probably 50 years old and she was hot back then, but she's a dog now...how rude...So I was telling him about May 12 when I'm gonna see her and he asked who was going with me and I said maybe my friend Megan, but she only wants to go so she can meet someone famous. But I'll end up going alone....and he told me to bring my lightswitch plate cover...he says she'll get a kick out of it....I told her I should make her something and then I went into the whole domino story....

ABlairican Pie · 03-27-2002, 11:35 PM

NEWS FLASH, NANCYRULZ24:

YOUR DAD IS EVIL.

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-28-2002, 12:33 AM

haha! LOL!

Well, that comment about her being a dog, was pretty rude...

TALLguyinKY · 03-28-2002, 08:44 AM

And false...obviously he has not seen her on any of her TV appearances in the last few years.

And "50"? Please. That is so not biologically possible! Unless FOL was taped in the '60s!

KerriBerri687 · 03-28-2002, 12:53 PM

HMPH!! HOW RUUUUUUUDE! o well...he doesnt no wut hes talkin bout neway...

Ags2000 · 03-28-2002, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by NancyRulz24
I told her I should make her something and then I went into the whole domino story....

MY domino story?????

D

Kay Scarpetta · 03-28-2002, 06:07 PM

Excuse me. Where in ILL do you live? I'm coming to show your dear father a thing or two. Or six.

1] $14.99 is cheap for a hardcover book.

2] Hardcovers last longer.

3] Lisa Diane Whelchel is NOT goody-goody.

4] She's not 50. She will be 39 on MY birthday, thank you very much.

5] She's no dog. She had a dog, but she's no dog.

6] Lisa Whelchel doesn't like to make herself look good, nor does she probably enjoy the publicity. Remember, she had no problem stepping out of the spot-light 12 years ago.

Polniaczek033 · 03-28-2002, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Tad Warner
NEWS FLASH, NANCYRULZ24:

YOUR DAD IS EVIL.

Ditto!

Karli? Can I share your opinions with Nancyrulz24's dad too?

Raquetball rules! I think. Bye!

Kay Scarpetta · 03-28-2002, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Polniaczek033
Karli? Can I share your opinions with Nancyrulz24's dad too?

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure..... sure. Be my guest.

Love The Facts Of Life · 03-28-2002, 08:10 PM

stupid me didn't read the topic and I thought this was going on with someone who worked in the store lol anyway I would slap my dad if he did that but he wouldn't cause num 1 he wouldn't go in a bookstore cause it's not manly and 2nd cause he spends more than that on Nascar Magizines so yeah anyway blah blah yeah okay someone else can reply now.....

Polniaczek033 · 03-28-2002, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Ags2000

MY domino story?????

D

Ok, I missed somthin here. What domino story? What's h e double hockey sticks is goin on here?

AllIWantIsYourClutch · 03-28-2002, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ags2000

MY domino story?????

D

Yeeees siree! I showed him the picture and everything!

Karli, I livein Joliet....only about 8421943 miles from you, but hey...

I told him how old she is and he kinda grunted....Karli....too bad you won't go to Florida this summer....lol...you could talk some sense into him....

Kay Scarpetta · 03-28-2002, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by NancyRulz24
Karli, I livein Joliet....only about 8421943 miles from you, but hey...

I told him how old she is and he kinda grunted....Karli....too bad you won't go to Florida this summer....lol...you could talk some sense into him....

*shakes head* I know. I need to talk to him.

I'll hide in your trunk!

*Marilyn Monroe* · 03-28-2002, 11:38 PM

My dad's the same way, but about nancy. When her IP came on, he's like, yeah she's a lesbian. I was so mad at him, so I know how you feel.

Jinny Girl · 03-29-2002, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by NancyRulz24
Okay so I buy Lisa's book today right? Well, in Barnes and Noble we have this huge fight over if it comes in paperback or not. I said no he said look for it. I said no he said he was gonna ask the lady. So he asks the lady and, of course, I'm right. So then he's going on and on about paying $14.99 for a book I'm gonna read in a day, blah blah blah. Anyway...I started telling him all about Lisa and I read him the first two sentences of the book. He says she's a goody-goody and she just wrote the book to make herself look good. He says she's probably 50 years old and she was hot back then, but she's a dog now...how rude...So I was telling him about May 12 when I'm gonna see her and he asked who was going with me and I said maybe my friend Megan, but she only wants to go so she can meet someone famous. But I'll end up going alone....and he told me to bring my lightswitch plate cover...he says she'll get a kick out of it....I told her I should make her something and then I went into the whole domino story....

Seeing as how this post had to do with LW I had no choice to respond. ur dad is one kewl duude. He should have his own talkshow. We could sit around and dis weirdos all day and get paid for it.

03-27-2002, 11:26 PM	#1
AllIWantIsYourClutch peaceout. Forum Icon Join Date: Aug 02, 2001 Location: Illinois. Posts: 53,424	My dad... Okay so I buy Lisa's book today right? Well, in Barnes and Noble we have this huge fight over if it comes in paperback or not. I said no he said look for it. I said no he said he was gonna ask the lady. So he asks the lady and, of course, I'm right. So then he's going on and on about paying $14.99 for a book I'm gonna read in a day, blah blah blah. Anyway...I started telling him all about Lisa and I read him the first two sentences of the book. He says she's a goody-goody and she just wrote the book to make herself look good. He says she's probably 50 years old and she was hot back then, but she's a dog now...how rude...So I was telling him about May 12 when I'm gonna see her and he asked who was going with me and I said maybe my friend Megan, but she only wants to go so she can meet someone famous. But I'll end up going alone....and he told me to bring my lightswitch plate cover...he says she'll get a kick out of it....I told her I should make her something and then I went into the whole domino story....

03-27-2002, 11:35 PM	#2
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03-28-2002, 12:33 AM	#3
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03-28-2002, 12:53 PM	#5
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03-28-2002, 06:07 PM	#7
Kay Scarpetta Defy Gravity 8.26.05 Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Location: La Vie Boheme Posts: 28,013	Excuse me. Where in ILL do you live? I'm coming to show your dear father a thing or two. Or six. 1] $14.99 is cheap for a hardcover book. 2] Hardcovers last longer. 3] Lisa Diane Whelchel is NOT goody-goody. 4] She's not 50. She will be 39 on MY birthday, thank you very much. 5] She's no dog. She had a dog, but she's no dog. 6] Lisa Whelchel doesn't like to make herself look good, nor does she probably enjoy the publicity. Remember, she had no problem stepping out of the spot-light 12 years ago.
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03-28-2002, 08:44 AM	#4
TALLguyinKY Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2002 Posts: 1,439	And false...obviously he has not seen her on any of her TV appearances in the last few years. And "50"? Please. That is so not biologically possible! Unless FOL was taped in the '60s!

03-28-2002, 08:10 PM	#10
Love The Facts Of Life FlUtTeRfLy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 18, 2001 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,515	stupid me didn't read the topic and I thought this was going on with someone who worked in the store lol anyway I would slap my dad if he did that but he wouldn't cause num 1 he wouldn't go in a bookstore cause it's not manly and 2nd cause he spends more than that on Nascar Magizines so yeah anyway blah blah yeah okay someone else can reply now.....
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03-28-2002, 11:38 PM	#14
Marilyn Monroe Diamonds... Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Aug 24, 2001 Location: Where gentlemen actually prefer brunettes Posts: 4,811	My dad's the same way, but about nancy. When her IP came on, he's like, yeah she's a lesbian. I was so mad at him, so I know how you feel.
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