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Czas na Zywiec · 03-27-2002, 10:52 PM

This is like the ultimate bragging post, but brag about things you don't really have but pretend to have . Make up as much crazy stuff as you can!

Well, I came home in my Porshe today and say a bunch of purple horses run up the street. Then I went insde and my maid gave me my Iced Tea while I watched my FOL on TNN on my 50 inch flat screen TV.

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-27-2002, 10:55 PM

I have a 100/100 IQ score.

MyStErIoUs ChIck · 03-27-2002, 11:02 PM

I live in the backseat of a taxi cab in NYC and people
pay me to sit on my lap because I refuse to move. The
men in the white coats tryed to physically remove me
from the cab, but they couldn't budge me since I weigh
5,000 pounds. I used to be a sumo wrestler, you know.

Liza · 03-27-2002, 11:05 PM

Well, when I finish my senior year at Oxford, I plan into going into producing films in London. Since I am on close terms with Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith and Kate Winslet, I don't think I'll have too much trouble. I live in an upscale flat with a wonderful view - six bedrooms, a swimming pool and a complete entertainment system. When I'm done with my schoolwork my boyfriend, Christian Bale calls me up and we go out on the town. In my spare time I write books and star in various Broadway musicals. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber thinks I'm the best singer he's ever come across.

Chocoholic · 03-28-2002, 12:24 AM

My husband, Noah Wyle (ER's Carter), and I drove in our blue Mercedes to Las Vegas where we spent the night gambling and won $100,000,000,000 which we used to feed all of the starving children in the world. We then assassinated all of the terrorists in the world and declared world peace.

Warm & Fuzzy · 03-28-2002, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck
I live in the backseat of a taxi cab in NYC and people
pay me to sit on my lap because I refuse to move. The
men in the white coats tryed to physically remove me
from the cab, but they couldn't budge me since I weigh
5,000 pounds. I used to be a sumo wrestler, you know.

LOLOL! That's funny.

Beruche · 03-28-2002, 03:49 AM

This morning I woke up and decided to go to the greatest place on earth my school. There I got my report which said I had perfect grades and when I came home I watched my favorite show in the whole wide world Cheers. Then relized that I hate Cats and threw away my video. I also decided the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were brother and sister.

XoVanillaRain90oX · 03-28-2002, 12:09 PM

Ok, ok! Yall got me. My name is actually Riley. I live outside of the "Parker Meridien" hotel in Manhatten. I use my laptop and hook it into the wall which makes me connect to you guys.

KerriBerri687 · 03-28-2002, 01:03 PM

well actually...im not a 14 yr old girl obsessed with TD and NMK. im a 35 yr old reporter taking notes on how teens today spazz to much. yes thats it....

Chocoholic · 03-28-2002, 01:14 PM

I'm not really a 20 year-old female college student. I'm a 90 year-old retired man. I also think that Wings and The Simpsons are the 2 stupidest shows ever created and I think Friends and Full House are the 2 best shows ever. I think the Backstreet Boys are totally lame and I love Britney Spears and Celine Dion.

angelofmusic · 03-28-2002, 03:09 PM

Bill Gates learned everything he knows from me.
What!?
It's true!

Beruche · 03-28-2002, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liza
In my spare time I write books and star in various Broadway musicals. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber thinks I'm the best singer he's ever come across.

Same as me!!!!!lol

Chocoholic · 03-28-2002, 03:16 PM

I am responsable for Atlantis disappearing into the ocean, the Bermuda Triangle, the pyramids, Stonehenge, and much more!

I'm also an alien from the planet Zyptomor. We are planning on taking over the Earth on July 18th, 5007 and making all human beings our slaves.

Ags2000 · 03-28-2002, 03:22 PM

Former President Bush is my grandfather. (Ask anybody at my high school, they actually believe it. They even believed that one of the new teachers to the school was my and my sister's Secret Service Agent.)

D

Czas na Zywiec · 03-28-2002, 03:39 PM

I also forgot to mention that I've mastered the root of all languages, been to all the countries in the world except for Argetina and Cambodia, and I own homes in all of Europe and North America. I also have millions of acres of land right in the middle of the Sahara and plan to build a gas station in the middle of my land, in case anyone comes wandering around looking for food or drink or just want to hang.

03-27-2002, 10:52 PM	#1
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	Ultimate Lying Post! This is like the ultimate bragging post, but brag about things you don't really have but pretend to have . Make up as much crazy stuff as you can! Well, I came home in my Porshe today and say a bunch of purple horses run up the street. Then I went insde and my maid gave me my Iced Tea while I watched my FOL on TNN on my 50 inch flat screen TV.

03-27-2002, 10:55 PM	#2
Warm & Fuzzy Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Posts: 10,254	I have a 100/100 IQ score.
	__________________ "To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world." ~Unknown

03-27-2002, 11:02 PM	#3
MyStErIoUs ChIck deep thinker Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: nowhere special Posts: 378	I live in the backseat of a taxi cab in NYC and people pay me to sit on my lap because I refuse to move. The men in the white coats tryed to physically remove me from the cab, but they couldn't budge me since I weigh 5,000 pounds. I used to be a sumo wrestler, you know.
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03-28-2002, 12:09 PM	#8
XoVanillaRain90oX youre RAD <3<3 Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 Location: SwEdEn BaBii! Posts: 3,416	Ok, ok! Yall got me. My name is actually Riley. I live outside of the "Parker Meridien" hotel in Manhatten. I use my laptop and hook it into the wall which makes me connect to you guys.
	__________________ <3Lisa With one look in your eyes.. & suddenly I knew, I'd fallen for you Proud PLAY fan, that's right 2001 - forever.

03-28-2002, 01:03 PM	#9
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	well actually...im not a 14 yr old girl obsessed with TD and NMK. im a 35 yr old reporter taking notes on how teens today spazz to much. yes thats it....
	__________________ *.:[K][E][R][R][ I]:.* So if you care to find me, look to the western sky. As someone told me lately; 'Everyone deserves the chance to fly', and if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To all those who'd ground me, take a message back from me: Tell them how I'm defying gravity. I'm flying high, defying gravity *insanity is like heaven*

03-27-2002, 11:05 PM	#4
Liza BestYearsofOurLives Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,537	Well, when I finish my senior year at Oxford, I plan into going into producing films in London. Since I am on close terms with Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith and Kate Winslet, I don't think I'll have too much trouble. I live in an upscale flat with a wonderful view - six bedrooms, a swimming pool and a complete entertainment system. When I'm done with my schoolwork my boyfriend, Christian Bale calls me up and we go out on the town. In my spare time I write books and star in various Broadway musicals. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber thinks I'm the best singer he's ever come across.

03-28-2002, 12:24 AM	#5
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	My husband, Noah Wyle (ER's Carter), and I drove in our blue Mercedes to Las Vegas where we spent the night gambling and won $100,000,000,000 which we used to feed all of the starving children in the world. We then assassinated all of the terrorists in the world and declared world peace.

03-28-2002, 03:49 AM	#7
Beruche Chicago Senior Member Join Date: Aug 27, 2001 Location: In anti land singing the lala song Posts: 2,613	This morning I woke up and decided to go to the greatest place on earth my school. There I got my report which said I had perfect grades and when I came home I watched my favorite show in the whole wide world Cheers. Then relized that I hate Cats and threw away my video. I also decided the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were brother and sister.

03-28-2002, 01:14 PM	#10
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I'm not really a 20 year-old female college student. I'm a 90 year-old retired man. I also think that Wings and The Simpsons are the 2 stupidest shows ever created and I think Friends and Full House are the 2 best shows ever. I think the Backstreet Boys are totally lame and I love Britney Spears and Celine Dion.

03-28-2002, 03:09 PM	#11
angelofmusic Luka's Cookies Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 14, 2001 Location: a secret cave Posts: 43	Bill Gates learned everything he knows from me. What!? It's true!
	__________________ Abby: What'd ya tell him about nitro? Carter: The basics.. Three sprays... Abby: Three sprays, thats right. 'Bam. Bam. Bam.' Carter: At once!? (Abby nods) Carter: No, you give it every three seconds... Abby: I think you left out that little detail. Susan: How's his pressure? Abby: Oh.. Zero over zero, he's dead. (Pause, eye roll) I'm kidding! ~~ Carter: Whats wrong? Abby: I don’t know, maybe I’m still getting over our break-up. Carter: You talked to Rena. I’m sorry I panicked. What did you say to her? Abby: Nothing. Carter: No really. Abby: Against my better judgment and everything I hold sacred in life I covered for you, so you owe me. Carter: Thank you. Abby: Mmhmm, sure. Also, I told her I dumped you. Carter: (laughs) You dumped me? She believe you? Abby: ‘Course she did why wouldn’t she? Carter: Well, it’s just... you’d never dump me. Abby:I would dump you like a bad habit. Carter: Oh no. I'd definitely dump you first. Abby: In your dreams maybe. Carter: Oh I would dump you. Abby: Wouldn’t. Carter: Now your talking crazy. ~~ Louise: Mama, how come I have four fathers? Rose: Beacause your special... You can read palms.. And stuff.--Gypsy

03-28-2002, 03:16 PM	#13
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	I am responsable for Atlantis disappearing into the ocean, the Bermuda Triangle, the pyramids, Stonehenge, and much more! I'm also an alien from the planet Zyptomor. We are planning on taking over the Earth on July 18th, 5007 and making all human beings our slaves.

03-28-2002, 03:22 PM	#14
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Former President Bush is my grandfather. (Ask anybody at my high school, they actually believe it. They even believed that one of the new teachers to the school was my and my sister's Secret Service Agent.) D
	__________________ RIP Captain Lyle "Fish Stix" Gordon U.S. Marine Corps So this is how Liberty dies, with thunderous applause. -Senator Padme Amidala Can't wait until the 2016 change.

03-28-2002, 03:39 PM	#15
Czas na Zywiec what up Forum Star Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Southwest Side, Chicago Posts: 18,398	I also forgot to mention that I've mastered the root of all languages, been to all the countries in the world except for Argetina and Cambodia, and I own homes in all of Europe and North America. I also have millions of acres of land right in the middle of the Sahara and plan to build a gas station in the middle of my land, in case anyone comes wandering around looking for food or drink or just want to hang.