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mickeymouseclubfan · 06-05-2015, 05:15 PM

I was thinking of something that'd be very hilarious: A XXX Parody of "Growing Pains," featuring professional hardcore Porno actors playing the roles originated by Alan Thicke, Joanna Kerns, Kirk Cameron & company.

If this ever did happen, would you buy "Growing Pains: A XXX Parody."

Feel free to respond here.

Thanks.

opus · 06-05-2015, 05:35 PM

Music would have to be by Robin Thicke.

robyrob · 06-06-2015, 09:59 AM

i wouldn't buy it, but I think they should definitely do it - just to piss off Kirk Cameron, and of course his and Boner's characters should be totally gay in this version.

HuntingtonM15 · 06-06-2015, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

i wouldn't buy it, but I think they should definitely do it - just to piss off Kirk Cameron, and of course his and Boner's characters should be totally gay in this version.

Hahahahaha, that would be so awesome. A studio should totally run with that idea.

JamesG · 06-06-2015, 02:52 PM

I'm surprised it hasn't been done already...

Bonniegirl · 06-06-2015, 03:58 PM

Why would this be done? Why turn a sitcom from the 80's into porn? This thread is going over my head evidently!

Marvo301 · 06-06-2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Why would this be done? Why turn a sitcom from the 80's into porn? This thread is going over my head evidently!

Because other sitcoms have been made into porno movies. It's kind of a trend.

Bonniegirl · 06-06-2015, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Marvo301

Because other sitcoms have been made into porno movies. It's kind of a trend.

I don't like that! It's disrespectful!

JamesG · 06-07-2015, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Why would this be done? Why turn a sitcom from the 80's into porn? This thread is going over my head evidently!

Here's some history for you... HUSTLER was known for spoofing pop culture in their porn so they then did the first official "sitcom porn", Not The Bradys XXX, in 2007.

Not The Bradys XXX got unexpected huge notice within the mainstream press because they were making it around the same time of Maureen McCormick's autobiography Here's The Story. This was also when rumors of a lesbian encounter between Maureen and Eve Plumb were running rampant.

This worked very well in the favor of HUSTLER and they said that the timing wasn't planned. So the interest of this "phase" was fueled by all of the attention Not The Bradys XXX got from the press, magazines and talk shows.

Some actors have embraced the porn parodies of their shows such as Christopher Knight (Brady Bunch), Zack Braff (Scrubs) and Anna Paquin (True Blood).

With all of the attention and mainstream endorsements - HUSTLER then made countless porn parodies of other shows like Bewitched, The Munsters, Gilligan's Island, Cheers, Happy Days, Seinfeld, Three's Company, Married... with Children, The Cosby Show, Star Trek, The Partridge Family...

The makers of the adult parodies say that they are genuine fans of the shows and that they they don't mean to mock them. They say they are "trying their hardest" to please the fans and embrace them.

Here's a funny story:

I met Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady) at the Chiller Convention around May 2011. I asked her if she had seen the X-Rated Brady Bunch movies and she laughed and told me that Ron Jeremy (who played "Sam the Butcher" in The Brady Bunch pornos) was going after her at autograph events trying to get her to endorse the X-Rated Brady Bunch.

She told me she wanted nothing to do with it and that she was trying to avoid Ron Jeremy at signings. She had told Peter Fonda about this at another event who got a big kick out of all of it.

I then mentioned to her that Chris Knight endorsed the Brady Bunch porn on an interview and she said it came through Ron Jeremy and he wanted her on board as well.

king of comedy · 06-07-2015, 05:14 PM

With Boner in it, it makes sense because that's his name. LOL!

Wawwie · 06-07-2015, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

i wouldn't buy it, but I think they should definitely do it - just to piss off Kirk Cameron, and of course his and Boner's characters should be totally gay in this version.

Mike Seaver and "Boner" as secret lovers would be hysterical! Kirk Cameron would have a brain aneurism!

Vahan · 06-07-2015, 08:33 PM

I'm not the biggest fan of Pornos, but if there is one of Growing Pains, hell yes I would watch it.

Just to see Kirk Cameron pissed off.

Bonniegirl · 06-08-2015, 02:11 AM

Boner was cute!! The name "Boner" and how cute the guy was always made me giggle! The actor who played him , Andrew Koenig , sadly passed away though in 2010!

Flying Dutchman · 06-08-2015, 01:12 PM

I have to agree with Bonnie. No offense to you guys, but turning our favorite shows into porn is just demented. But greed and ambition will do that and bring out the filth in some people.

king of comedy · 06-08-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonniegirl

Boner was cute!! The name "Boner" and how cute the guy was always made me giggle! The actor who played him , Andrew Koenig , sadly passed away though in 2010!

It was sad. And not only that, he was the son of Walter Koenig aka Checkov from Star Trek.

06-05-2015, 05:15 PM	#1
mickeymouseclubfan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 05, 2013 Posts: 145	Growing Pains Porno I was thinking of something that'd be very hilarious: A XXX Parody of "Growing Pains," featuring professional hardcore Porno actors playing the roles originated by Alan Thicke, Joanna Kerns, Kirk Cameron & company. If this ever did happen, would you buy "Growing Pains: A XXX Parody." Feel free to respond here. Thanks.

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Flying Dutchman Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 16, 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,266	I have to agree with Bonnie. No offense to you guys, but turning our favorite shows into porn is just demented. But greed and ambition will do that and bring out the filth in some people.
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06-05-2015, 05:35 PM	#2
opus VB Forum Superstar Join Date: May 16, 2015 Location: VB Galaxy Posts: 32,432	Music would have to be by Robin Thicke.

06-06-2015, 02:52 PM	#5
JamesG Freakshow Moderator Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 01, 2008 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 57,117	I'm surprised it hasn't been done already...

06-06-2015, 03:58 PM	#6
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,715	Why would this be done? Why turn a sitcom from the 80's into porn? This thread is going over my head evidently!

06-07-2015, 05:14 PM	#10
king of comedy Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Aug 31, 2012 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,140	With Boner in it, it makes sense because that's his name. LOL!

06-07-2015, 08:33 PM	#12
Vahan Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 14, 2008 Posts: 2,712	I'm not the biggest fan of Pornos, but if there is one of Growing Pains, hell yes I would watch it. Just to see Kirk Cameron pissed off.

06-08-2015, 02:11 AM	#13
Bonniegirl AKA Hazel Horvath Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 10, 2014 Posts: 65,715	Boner was cute!! The name "Boner" and how cute the guy was always made me giggle! The actor who played him , Andrew Koenig , sadly passed away though in 2010!