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Frank Gannucci · 05-22-2015, 08:24 PM

(Ralph is getting the cheeseburgers and hot dogs out of the packages on a hill on a golf course.)

Alice: "Ralph, I don't know why you bought the first batch of hot dogs and burgers you saw at the supermarket instead of walking around trying to find the better buy."

Ralph: "Because I wanted to get the hot dogs and burgers quickly. I didn't want to waste time. I think I made the right decision. Speaking of good decisions, how about this golf course allowing us to have a Memorial Day Barbeque on the course?"

Alice: "Yeah, that was nice of them."

Ralph: "Boy, I remember all those war veterans who have died for our freedom. Brings a tear to my eye."

(The Nortons come by.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph, looks like you are cooking a pretty sweet dish."

Trixie: "I hope you guys don't make a fool of yourselves."

Ralph: "No, we won't."

Ed: "Hey Ralph, I hope you packed enough hot dogs."

Ralph: "Oh I did pal. This will be a great celebration. What a great way to remember all the war veterans."

Ed: "I agree."

(Later on, the hot dogs and burgers are almost ready. Meanwhile, Ralph is demonstrating to Freddie Muller how to play golf.)

Ralph: "You just have to hit the ball like this Fred."

(Ralph hits the ball like a pro.)

Freddie: "That was great."

Ralph: "Thank you."

(Ralph leans on the grill. So much so, he accidentally pushes it down the hill.)

Ralph (yells): "MY PRECIOUS GRILL THAT I GOT FROM SEARS."

(Ralph & Ed chase after it.)

(The grill falls into the water. Therby running everything.)

Ralph: "The food is wet. It's still good. It's still good."

Ed: "No, it ain't."

Ralph: "You're right Norton."

Ed: "Now, since you won't be able to eat it will be rough on the farmers."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

(Everyone tries to separate them.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. I just want to wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day."

(Crowd cheers.)

Jackie: "Let's introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Audrey Meadows."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Art Carney."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT!"

05-22-2015, 08:24 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,099	A Honeymooners Memorial Day: (Ralph is getting the cheeseburgers and hot dogs out of the packages on a hill on a golf course.) Alice: "Ralph, I don't know why you bought the first batch of hot dogs and burgers you saw at the supermarket instead of walking around trying to find the better buy." Ralph: "Because I wanted to get the hot dogs and burgers quickly. I didn't want to waste time. I think I made the right decision. Speaking of good decisions, how about this golf course allowing us to have a Memorial Day Barbeque on the course?" Alice: "Yeah, that was nice of them." Ralph: "Boy, I remember all those war veterans who have died for our freedom. Brings a tear to my eye." (The Nortons come by.) Ed: "Hey Ralph, looks like you are cooking a pretty sweet dish." Trixie: "I hope you guys don't make a fool of yourselves." Ralph: "No, we won't." Ed: "Hey Ralph, I hope you packed enough hot dogs." Ralph: "Oh I did pal. This will be a great celebration. What a great way to remember all the war veterans." Ed: "I agree." (Later on, the hot dogs and burgers are almost ready. Meanwhile, Ralph is demonstrating to Freddie Muller how to play golf.) Ralph: "You just have to hit the ball like this Fred." (Ralph hits the ball like a pro.) Freddie: "That was great." Ralph: "Thank you." (Ralph leans on the grill. So much so, he accidentally pushes it down the hill.) Ralph (yells): "MY PRECIOUS GRILL THAT I GOT FROM SEARS." (Ralph & Ed chase after it.) (The grill falls into the water. Therby running everything.) Ralph: "The food is wet. It's still good. It's still good." Ed: "No, it ain't." Ralph: "You're right Norton." Ed: "Now, since you won't be able to eat it will be rough on the farmers." Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!" (Everyone tries to separate them.) (Jackie walks on stage. Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Thank you. I just want to wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day." (Crowd cheers.) Jackie: "Let's introduce the cast. First: Jean Kean." (Audience cheers.) Jackie: "Audrey Meadows." (Audience cheers.) Jackie: "Art Carney." (Audience cheers.) Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT!"